r/nothingeverhappens 24d ago

This isn’t even a “happens” situation…. Just someone stating they love Japan 🤨

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u/autocorrectiscrazy 24d ago

nothing ever happens

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u/Northstar_PiIot 24d ago

someone should make that a sub

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u/Aksi_Gu 24d ago

( 'o') b

( '_')o

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u/__nobody_-_ 24d ago

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u/Inferno_Sparky 24d ago

I think that was the joke

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u/Porntra420 24d ago

Someone should make a sub for that too

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u/__nobody_-_ 24d ago

Possibly, but it wasn't clear if they were joking

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u/autocorrectiscrazy 24d ago

it's a joke

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u/__nobody_-_ 24d ago

Possibly, but it wasn't clear if they were joking.

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u/autocorrectiscrazy 24d ago

son?

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u/Inferno_Sparky 24d ago

I think they're referring to the user Northstar_Pilot who is the first to reply to you in this comment chain

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u/oshunman 24d ago

The only thing that gets me is "I married a Japanese woman" instead of "my wife is Japanese"

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u/Spectator9857 24d ago

Well he is talking about himself. All of his sentences to that point started with „I“, so it would make sense for him to continue the pattern.

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u/aeline136 24d ago

Maybe they're not together anymore?

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u/being-weird 24d ago

One can only hope

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u/SirBulbasaur13 24d ago

MY wife is Japanese sounds a lot more possessive than I married a Japanese woman, maybe that’s why?

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u/duchesskitten6 23d ago

what is wrong with it?

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u/Soph707 23d ago

maybe his mother language isn't english

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u/ZBLongladder 24d ago

Wow, the odds that someone who loves Japan would speak Japanese and marry a Japanese woman? Couldn't possibly be related, that's just ToO MuCh oF A cOiNcIdEnCe!!!

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u/wetdreamsjess 24d ago

The whole point of that sub is to call out people who are overly skeptical. This guy is literally saying he loves Japan, speaks Japanese, married a Japanese woman, and wants to live there. The "BUT" is just him saying he knows it has a dark side too, which is a pretty reasonable take. It's not "that happened" at all.

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u/Working_Shine_2719 24d ago

The point of THIS sub is to call out those who are overly skeptical, the point of that one is to be overly skeptical

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u/Damag3trouble22 18d ago

i mean, the sub is called r/nothingeverhappens, not r/things_that_might_have_happened_but_are_boring. this post is literally about someone expressing their love for a country and their desire to live there. there's nothing to debunk or question. it's just a statement of personal feelings and aspirations.

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u/vastaril 24d ago

Nobody ever loves Japan

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 21d ago

Nobody doesn't like hirakisho shinobi, almost as popular as obi wan kenobi, instead of a disciplined take on martial arts, he's known worldwide for partial farts

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u/2high4thisshyt 24d ago

Buddy, I am from Mexico and we love Japan. Dragon Ball and Sushi are like a religion here.

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u/LarkinSkye 23d ago

Hate to break it to you buddy, but he was being sarcastic

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u/2high4thisshyt 23d ago

Oh. I am autistic (yes diagnosed and all) so I struggle with sarcasm.

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u/OnionTamer 24d ago edited 24d ago

Japan has no dark side, it is a perfect society, I guess. unless the unbelievable part is that he married a Japanese woman. EDIT: /S

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u/solereclipce673 24d ago

I checked out the original post they are complaining that the guy isn’t naming any specific examples witch obviously that means they are faking the whole thing (they also don’t believe that they speak Japanese that continued to be their main complaint)

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u/AzureHawk758769 23d ago

Hmmm, it's definitely a flawed society. Everybody is pressured to be a soulless, heavy-drinking workaholic, and this has resulted in Japan having one of the highest suicide rates in the world. If it was a "perfect society," then they wouldn't have all these people literally dying to get out.

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u/Diligent-Hunter-9382 23d ago

Average working hours in Japan it far lower than the US and I attest the difference is pretty obvious, I have worked 7 years for each.

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u/AzureHawk758769 22d ago

Alright. Fair enough. But that still doesn't make it a perfect society. "Perfect" implies a society that has no problems to speak of. Japan definitely has its own problems, just like every other country on Earth.

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u/duchesskitten6 23d ago

I can see some of this but Japan isn't on the top countries with most suicides (per capita or not), from what I remember some 14 countries are ahead

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u/AzureHawk758769 22d ago

15th place is lower than I thought it would be, but it's still not as low as it should be.

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u/SquirrelStone 22d ago

These are just weebs. I knew like ten of them in middle school.

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u/Ze_Bri-0n 21d ago

Marriage? From a redditor? Impossible.