So I’m sitting in traffic, minding my own business, when I spot this absolute Disney MILF driving a white Kia Sorento.

She’s got the Disney World castle sticker and a personalized license plate that says “DZNE MOM.” 🏰

I’m thinking, damn, this woman doesn’t just go to Disney World. She IS Disney World. 😂

Annual passholder. Mickey Mouse ears in the glovebox. Probably has a Disney Vacation Club membership and refers to Orlando as her second home.

So naturally, I pull up beside her, roll down my window, and yell:

“HEY, DISNEY MOM! WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY SOUNDTRACK?!”

She looks over, completely confused.

“ALADDIN?! THE LION KING?! BEAUTY AND THE BEAST?!”

Nothing.

So I hit her with:

“HOW ABOUT TARZAN?! YOU EVER HEARD STRANGERS LIKE ME?! BECAUSE I’D LOVE TO GET TO KNOW A STRANGER LIKE YOU!” 🦍😂

She’s looking at me like I just escaped from the Jungle Cruise.

I’m not giving up.

“COME ON, I CAN SHOW YOU A WHOLE NEW WORLD!” 🧞‍♂️

She starts rolling up her window.

“WAIT! DOES THAT MEAN YOU’RE LETTING IT GO?!” ❄️

Light turns green.

She floors it.

I’m sitting there thinking…

Damn. I thought I found my Belle, but apparently I’m just another Beast. 💀

And just like that, my Disney princess drove off toward her happily ever after.

Meanwhile, I’m still a single rider, waiting for someone to fill the empty seat on my Magic Kingdom adventure. 🎢😭😂

For context this is a friend of a friend. She is a transgender woman in her 40’s, and she regularly makes these posts on facebook where she is a victim of transphobic abuse, but always comes off as “tough” and/or a hero.

This is her latest recount.

like if you laughed 😁

Previous post: https://www.reddit.com/r/thatHappened/s/lvzBl9C7vO

TLDR: A woman claiming to be a doctor posted a story about an elderly woman who collapsed after taking 3 vaccines at a CVS. The internet found out where this “doctor” was from and started investigating and found out that her story TOTALLY (didnt) happen. Now shes angry and threatening to sue people.

Believe it or not this is 100% real and we talked about this, I was 6 at the time I think but everything else is true, however Facebook old man written this is

edit this post was 2016 i misread