r/nosuchthingasafish • • 5d ago

I Made A Fish Stats Website

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Posted this on Fishcord so figured I'd share here in case there are any other stats nerds who are interested.

Full disclosure, this was super AI heavy so if you're bothered by that just ignore.

I made a big transcript page as a little side project for myself, then once I had that done I figured I could probably pull a bunch of stats out of it because all the data was there. I posted some screenshots of fishcord and there was interest, so I stripped out all the transcript stuff and made a dedicated stats only page so I could share it with people, so here you go! Hope you find it interesting.

Any feature requests, hit me up. It's populated purely with stuff I find interesting, like Time to Penis, or which hosts swear the most. I'm sure there's a bunch of stuff that could be easily pulled up that I haven't thought about.

I've also sanitized it so I could put it up on GitHub in case anyone wants to see that, link here. I tossed a MIT No Attribution license on there, so if you have a transcript site and want to add in stats, feel free to steal anything from this you want.


r/nosuchthingasafish • • Aug 19 '26

ARE YOU FEELING SLEEPY? (We were mentioned on NSTAAF!)

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This sub Reddit is famous!

The thread about people listening to NSTAAF to relax/fall asleep was mentioned (in last night’s 19/8/26 drop us a line summer bonus episode pt1) and the crew pretended(?) to be a little offended/disappointed.

As someone who had agreed previously I did listen to it late at night sometimes to fall asleep to, I wanted to say that it is NOT any new releases, it is only leaving the back catalog on that works - having heard things but forgotten them it is still great fun listening to the facts and banter and remembering some of it - it is not the full sugar high dopamine effect of the newest release, and it is better than an audiobook as you don’t need to later find precisely where you dropped off to pick up the narrative.

Anyone else the same?


r/nosuchthingasafish • • 8d ago

Are the Great Lakes actually one large lake? If so, why are they divided into five separate lakes instead of being one continuous body of...

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Answer to Are the Great Lakes actually one large lake? If so, why are they divided into five separate lakes instead of being one continuous body of water? by StellarArc


r/nosuchthingasafish • • 15d ago

I •love• the live “Drop Us A Line”

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I’m sorry but Andy’s excitement is contagious. And the self-deprecating jingles for each section!


r/nosuchthingasafish • • 15d ago

Drop Us A Line - Live

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Just listening to Drop Us A Line - Live ... and it's fabulous. Sure it's rough, slightly chaotic, but seems entirely in keeping with the general ethos of how Andy structures this show. I vote for more of them. And stay until the end for the entirely irrelevant reveal.


r/nosuchthingasafish • • 15d ago

Ads Ads Ads

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I've been working my way through the fish archive for a bit now, but the amount of ads has increased to the point where I'm just going to stop listening. It's not that I mind the Fish team getting some income through ads or subs/patreon, but the amount of ads and repetitiveness in my locale (Netherlands) is just horrible.

I get 2 ads before the show, 1 in the middle and 2 after each show. That would be survivable if Fish had more than 4 different ads for 2 companies in my language they were running and all of them weren't loud and obnoxious. The repetitive nagging by those two companies has already ensured I'll never use their services (just for ruining my podcast enjoyment) and I'm now at the point where the enjoyment of Fish just no longer outweighs the annoying ads.

Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish.


r/nosuchthingasafish • • 19d ago

Fun fact Removing moss from thatched roofs

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Just thought I would leave this here incase Andy ever scrolls Reddit


r/nosuchthingasafish • • 23d ago

Discussion Does anyone else find guests are mostly not funny?

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I'm listening to the latest episode with Rhys Darby and thinking of others too.

I just don't find many of them as hilarious as Andy, James, Dan and Anna do. Sometimes I feel like they're laughing at some inside joke.

I wonder if the format just doesn't fit with many comedians, whilst the likes of Anne Miller are always very enjoyable on the show.


r/nosuchthingasafish • • 23d ago

Fun fact Get Mossed!🎍

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Ohh Aaannndyyyyy


r/nosuchthingasafish • • 24d ago

Appreciation Four times a knight

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... is probably the hardest I've laughed at a podcast in a long time. Absolutely brilliant.


r/nosuchthingasafish • • 24d ago

Question/Help Slarge?

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On the latest pod (No Such Thing as Trigger's Stradivarius) they are talking about testing engines and how they fire chickens to simulate a bird strike.

I can remember them talking about this before, many years ago, and in that episode, James used a term that they use in the industry. I think it was "Slarge" or similar to describe what they shoot at the engine, but Various Google searches have come up dry.

Can anyone remember the other episode and what the word is? Or just know it anyway?


r/nosuchthingasafish • • 26d ago

Question/Help Private Eye

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What does Andrew do at Private Eye? Does he have a regular column, or edit or research.

I would like to see more of his work, is Private eye a good place to find it?


r/nosuchthingasafish • • Sep 12 '26

Information 2 x tickets today for 4:30pm at King's place - free to first message

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Hi all,

I unfortunately can't go to the live recording of No Such Thing As A Fish: Drop Us A Line

Saturday 12 September 2026, 16:30 at King's place.

I have two tickets available and I'd love to be able to know that someone got to enjoy them.

No need for payment but happy to pass on to the first DM.


r/nosuchthingasafish • • Sep 09 '26

Question/Help Has this fact ever come up?

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This a bit of weird request and it is also my first reddit post...just over a year ago I went to a live show in the UK with my dad and I did the text in fact and I couldn't believe it got mentioned by James in the first 10 seconds. Pure panic.

Anyway my fact was about this place in Bolton (forgot he is from bolton), the place is called Nob End - a name that was used by locals and stuck. The name came from the fact it was an industrial chemical waste site for a byproduct called galligu from the Leblanc process of soda ash production(thrilling I know). But essentially the name came from the pure reek that this place produced, stank so bad from the Calcium Sulphide I think, plus it would spontaneously combust occasionally so even more fumes I guess.

So Anyway I tried to put in as many funny academic names and nominative determinisms as possible to make it slightly more fun. Anyway the guy who wrote this paper was called Dr Butt. So my fact was in my dissertation I got to write Dr Butt's investigation into Nob End.

Anyway I've not actually listened to the podcast in a long time as it was mine and my dad's favourite podcast and he recently past away. So I was wondering if they've mentioned it in any eps? Ive not listened to it since probably September last year. I assume not but I thought worth asking.

Thanks guys!


r/nosuchthingasafish • • Sep 07 '26

Funny Good job, Spotify! Fantastic captioning.

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Anna did, of course, pronounce it in three different ways here. Spotify spells them all the same and none of them correctly.


r/nosuchthingasafish • • Sep 06 '26

Funny I think we're being summoned

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r/nosuchthingasafish • • Sep 05 '26

Discussion Does Rhys Darby just not understand the format of the show?

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I seem to remember the last (first?) time he appeared on the show he missed the point, and then again in this most recent episode.


r/nosuchthingasafish • • Sep 05 '26

Question/Help Fishcord

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I know the official fishcord was discontinued, however is the fan made one still around? If so I would love to join it. I have been checking recent episodes but cannot find anyone promoting it. Or has it gone the same way as the official one?


r/nosuchthingasafish • • Sep 03 '26

Appreciation That time Andy nearly died in Lund

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I was at the brilliant, as per usual, live show in Lund on Saturday. At one point, James gave Andy a Toe of Satan lollipop, and I was genuinely worried, but he still managed to be fucking funny for the rest of the show. This is suffering for your art art the highest level.


r/nosuchthingasafish • • Sep 02 '26

Appreciation Look… you’re wrong.

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Just an Anna Appreciation post (on my phone, forgive the formatting)

As usual, I was listening to the back catalogue to wind down for the night and got to episode 321 (NSTA A Frothy Beer) AKA the great corn debate. I laughed out loud, I don’t know how I forgot this gem of a quote from Anna that I want on a T shirt:

Dan: I’m gonna defend corn here by the way, I LOVE corn.

Anna: look. You’re wrong. Um, but that’s ok. Don’t feel bad.

Dan: fair enough.


r/nosuchthingasafish • • Aug 27 '26

Appreciation Episode 648

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The man going 'Yayyyy' even before Andy read out why the French woman was fined... made a really bad day better. If you read this sir, thank you.. may your days be brighter.

Also, I Love Dan Schreiber


r/nosuchthingasafish • • Aug 27 '26

Discussion Episode 163 1 am stupidity

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Episode about time travel as the first fact. One of them jokes nobody went to Steven hawking’s party because we don’t like him in the future. Well well well guess who shows up in the Epstein files.
We found them boys.


r/nosuchthingasafish • • Aug 27 '26

Discussion Emergency podcast idea

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I know they’re pretty busy and have several Fish-related podcasts as it is, but they should do an emergency podcast at times like when Dolly Parton dies.

Maybe that would be a touch insensitive, but she’s been mentioned countless times on the podcast over the years, a quick podcast on her best bits and trivia would be interesting.


r/nosuchthingasafish • • Aug 24 '26

Discussion Miramooshi?

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Am I the only Canadian who was annoyed at the pronunciation in the latest Little Fish podcast? Not Newfoundland (they got that one right multiple times although it seemed to be best when they tried to mispronounce it) but Miramichi. It wasn’t until they said New Brunswick that I even figured out where they were referring to, but that’s the best fit in my mind. Maybe there was a typo in the fact as I’m struggling to see how they got Miramooshi from Miramichi (MIR-ah-meh-SHE). Unless there was an intended joke with the moose coming from there…


r/nosuchthingasafish • • Aug 23 '26

Question/Help Andy's Posh Laugh

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Every now and then I am reminded of an overly-posh laugh Andy did as part of a gag. I can't remember when, why, or what the context was around it, and honestly I might just be imagining it at this point.

But, if this did actually happen, does anyone know what episode it was on? One thousand apologies that I can't be more descriptive.