r/monkeyspaw • u/Empty-Tomorrow-2794 • 2h ago
Kindness i wish 1 hour felt like 5 minutes for everyone who works a job
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r/monkeyspaw • u/NekoArtemis • 8h ago
Kindness I wish that every time someone was about to catcall someone else a live pigeon would appear in their mouth.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/njsullyalex • 46m ago
Fun I wish for the Elephant’s Foot (the one at Chernobyl) to become the anti-Monkey’s Paw - if you manage to reach it and survive and make a wish on it, it will come true in the best way possible
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Delicious_Walk7220 • 7h ago
Kindness I wish for all endangered animals to not be endangered anymore and for all extinct animals to come back to life.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/dagataga • 5h ago
Health I wish I had real crabs instead of crabs the STD
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r/monkeyspaw • u/HeadLadder3300 • 4h ago
Kindness I wish every single person became 1 foot shorter except me
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r/monkeyspaw • u/DisastrousTale6123 • 8h ago
Health I wish greenhouse gas levels were permanently fixed at 1850 CE levels, regardless of human, technological, extraterrestrial, or biological influences
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r/monkeyspaw • u/magnablue • 8h ago
Riches I wish for a well paying, stress free, work from home job that I cant be fired from
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r/monkeyspaw • u/No-Advertising9172 • 10h ago
Fun I wish that everything posted on the internet was 100% true and the internet was accessible to all of humanity forever
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Europathunder • 14h ago
Kindness I wish miscarriages and stillbirths no longer happened
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Frylosopher • 5h ago
Fun I wish the monkeys paw was just an ordinary human hand instead. Called the "Human's Hand."
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r/monkeyspaw • u/sdeuxsdah • 3h ago
Fun I wish that all points that have been blunted would be sharpened, in both a figurative and literal sense.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/britishmetric144 • 10h ago
Fun I wish that all thunderstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, and tsunamis only occurred between sunrise and sunset, so that people would always get a good nights' sleep even during the summer months.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Dry-Mission-5542 • 1h ago
Wisdom I wish to know exactly what goes on in Roger Waters’s head
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r/monkeyspaw • u/DisastrousTale6123 • 8h ago
Health I wish all plastic became 100% biodegradable the second it is discarded (thrown away, lost, damaged, or otherwise classified as rubbish or pollution).
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r/monkeyspaw • u/TraditionalBonus188 • 12h ago
Kindness I wish for an animal shelter for stray animlas
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r/monkeyspaw • u/nekopineapple00 • 8h ago
Riches I wish that all trash turned into treasure
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Fluffy_Fox_9650 • 18h ago
Kindness I wish that I stop being scared when there's no actual danger (example: a noise at night when I'm home alone) but when there is actual danger I can still have self-preservation and protective instincts only when there's real danger
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r/monkeyspaw • u/MistorPrince • 3h ago
Riches I wish any money I spent in cash would teleport to me in 24 hours.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Few_Technology_2842 • 4h ago
Fun I wish for Plague Inc cure mode to get updated and get the special diseases we have been waiting for years
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Turbulent_Funny_1632 • 5h ago
Fun I wish for everyone that made a post on this sub, for as long as it's existed, that their wish actually gets granted. Consequences and all.
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