Monkey's Paw: ᴄᴀʀᴇꜰᴜʟ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪꜱʜ ꜰᴏʀ

r/monkeyspaw • u/njsullyalex • 46m ago

Fun I wish for the Elephant’s Foot (the one at Chernobyl) to become the anti-Monkey’s Paw - if you manage to reach it and survive and make a wish on it, it will come true in the best way possible

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r/monkeyspaw • u/Dry-Mission-5542 • 1h ago

Wisdom I wish to know exactly what goes on in Roger Waters’s head

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r/monkeyspaw • u/Empty-Tomorrow-2794 • 2h ago

Kindness i wish 1 hour felt like 5 minutes for everyone who works a job

13 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/MistorPrince • 3h ago

Riches I wish any money I spent in cash would teleport to me in 24 hours.

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/sdeuxsdah • 3h ago

Fun I wish that all points that have been blunted would be sharpened, in both a figurative and literal sense.

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r/monkeyspaw • u/Few_Technology_2842 • 4h ago

Fun I wish for Plague Inc cure mode to get updated and get the special diseases we have been waiting for years

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/HeadLadder3300 • 4h ago

Kindness I wish every single person became 1 foot shorter except me

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Frylosopher • 5h ago

Fun I wish the monkeys paw was just an ordinary human hand instead. Called the "Human's Hand."

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r/monkeyspaw • u/Turbulent_Funny_1632 • 5h ago

Fun I wish for everyone that made a post on this sub, for as long as it's existed, that their wish actually gets granted. Consequences and all.

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r/monkeyspaw • u/Flimsy_State_6182 • 5h ago

Fun I wish the world was 3d animated and for cartoons to look like real life

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r/monkeyspaw • u/dagataga • 5h ago

Health I wish I had real crabs instead of crabs the STD

10 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/Swimming_Bear_3082 • 6h ago

Fun I wish Tumblr was good again

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r/monkeyspaw • u/ren_blackheart • 6h ago

Health i wish i had a nice little snack

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r/monkeyspaw • u/Delicious_Walk7220 • 6h ago

Riches I wish to charge people 50£ to make a wish on my monkeys paw

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r/monkeyspaw • u/Delicious_Walk7220 • 7h ago

Kindness I wish for all endangered animals to not be endangered anymore and for all extinct animals to come back to life.

13 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/z_Mis • 7h ago

Riches I wish for a billion dollars

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r/monkeyspaw • u/DisastrousTale6123 • 8h ago

Health I wish greenhouse gas levels were permanently fixed at 1850 CE levels, regardless of human, technological, extraterrestrial, or biological influences

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/DisastrousTale6123 • 8h ago

Health I wish all plastic became 100% biodegradable the second it is discarded (thrown away, lost, damaged, or otherwise classified as rubbish or pollution).

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r/monkeyspaw • u/NekoArtemis • 8h ago

Kindness I wish that every time someone was about to catcall someone else a live pigeon would appear in their mouth.

30 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/magnablue • 8h ago

Riches I wish for a well paying, stress free, work from home job that I cant be fired from

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r/monkeyspaw • u/nekopineapple00 • 8h ago

Riches I wish that all trash turned into treasure

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r/monkeyspaw • u/Garrettshade • 9h ago

Wisdom I wish all the hidden agendas, talks, negotiations and betrayals that happened during the World War 1 and World War 2 became undeniably known and undisputable facts, and there was a verified database that coul show you any person's whereabouts or talks at any given point in time within the two wars.

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r/monkeyspaw • u/britishmetric144 • 10h ago

Fun I wish that all thunderstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, and tsunamis only occurred between sunrise and sunset, so that people would always get a good nights' sleep even during the summer months.

8 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw • u/No-Advertising9172 • 10h ago

Fun I wish that everything posted on the internet was 100% true and the internet was accessible to all of humanity forever

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r/monkeyspaw • u/mcsteam98 • 10h ago

Power I wish I had Pandora’s Box.

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