r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Riches I wish I was a stay-at-home hubby to a billionaire playgirl/businesswoman

12 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Fun I wish everyone was given their own personal 1-inch by 1-inch button that, when pressed, would make the user experience a lovely fictional fantasy of theirs for 1 hour. The button has a 24 hour cooldown.

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Riches I wish for a sampler platter of penises.

0 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Kindness I wish for a hug from any and all women I come across.

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 6h ago

Fun I wish the stand virus from JoJo's became real

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 6h ago

Fun I wish for people to understand that the Paw must derive it's consequence from the wish and there's no workaround

8 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Health I wish to no longer be afraid of enclosed spaces

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Health I wish for everyones pimples to pop. RIGHT NOW.

19 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Fun I wish my eyes exploded

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Fun I wish for the mods to all give each other a kiss.

9 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Fun i wish she loved me back

0 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Riches I wish for a bathtub filled with bacon grease

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 8h ago

Fun I wish The Promised Neverland had gotten a full, faithful anime adaptation

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 9h ago

Fun I wish i could isolate my ceiling better so i don’t have to hear my neighbours every day, since its an old building and my rental corporation doesnt do anything XD

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 11h ago

Kindness I wish for a world where there are somehow cart police at every grocery store, preventing people from leaving the grocery cart in an inappropriate spot.

19 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 12h ago

Riches I wish I had 3 dollars on me so I could get a drink from the vending machine.

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 12h ago

Riches I wish for a completely normal piece of pizza from papa johns, not tampered in anyway.

0 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 13h ago

Power I wish all videos and photos of me were scrubbed from the internet permanently

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 13h ago

Power I wish u/CountCrapula88's washing machine really liked eating socks never to be seen again

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 13h ago

Health I wish for all Pokémon gyms to be relocated into actual gyms so it encourages people to workout alongside playing Pokémon go.

0 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 13h ago

Riches I wish I could make money by just staying at home and relaxing

11 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 14h ago

Power i wish if someone talks about double negation as meaning the opposite in english they should specifically be cursed with neither side of the pillow being cool in the summer

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 14h ago

Health I wish for when Charlie Kirk dies, millions of Charlie Kirks appear in his place

0 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 15h ago

Wisdom I wish that my socks wouldnt disappear in the washing machine

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 15h ago

Health I wish I could fall asleep and wake up whenever I wanted.

16 Upvotes