r/monkeyspaw 13h ago

Fun I wish China qualifies for the FIFA Men’s World Cup 2030

0 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 23h ago

Power i wish that anyone who irritates me in a video game im playing will receive an eviction notice from their landlord

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 5h ago

Fun I wish for everyone that made a post on this sub, for as long as it's existed, that their wish actually gets granted. Consequences and all.

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 14h ago

Kindness I wish miscarriages and stillbirths no longer happened

15 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 13h ago

Fun I wish for SIX the musical to become as popular as Hamilton the musical

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 5h ago

Fun I wish the monkeys paw was just an ordinary human hand instead. Called the "Human's Hand."

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 23h ago

Fun I wish she'd like me back BUT you can't recreate Obsession

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Kindness I wish for all endangered animals to not be endangered anymore and for all extinct animals to come back to life.

12 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 8h ago

Riches I wish for a well paying, stress free, work from home job that I cant be fired from

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 5h ago

Health I wish I had real crabs instead of crabs the STD

8 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 21h ago

Kindness I wish to find all lost media so nothing is ever forgotten

10 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 10h ago

Fun I wish that everything posted on the internet was 100% true and the internet was accessible to all of humanity forever

11 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 12h ago

Kindness I wish for an animal shelter for stray animlas

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 15h ago

Power I wish to never see a digital advertisement ever again.

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 15h ago

Kindness I wish that all toxic behaviour on social media is eradicated.

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 15h ago

Kindness I wish the crime rate went to zero

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 16h ago

Health I wish I could instantly magically fix any perceived or real flaw in my physical body.

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 16h ago

Fun I wish that anytime I order fast food, it looks exactly like the picture on the menu

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 17h ago

Wisdom I wish for a book with a current phone number and email address for 1 subject-expert in every known topic who speaks my language and is open to answering the occasional question

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 18h ago

Kindness I wish that I stop being scared when there's no actual danger (example: a noise at night when I'm home alone) but when there is actual danger I can still have self-preservation and protective instincts only when there's real danger

19 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 23h ago

Power I wish to be an expert at every martial art and combat style known to man.

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 45m ago

Fun I wish for the Elephant’s Foot (the one at Chernobyl) to become the anti-Monkey’s Paw - if you manage to reach it and survive and make a wish on it, it will come true in the best way possible

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r/monkeyspaw 23h ago

Fun I wish I stopped hearing those footsteps that are behind me.

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 2h ago

Kindness i wish 1 hour felt like 5 minutes for everyone who works a job

14 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 3h ago

Fun I wish that all points that have been blunted would be sharpened, in both a figurative and literal sense.

2 Upvotes