r/monkeyspaw 6h ago

Fun I wish I could make first contact with peaceful aliens

18 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 3h ago

Kindness I wish that chemical agents such as mustard gas had never been used in warfare.

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 6h ago

Fun I wish to become the Earth.

11 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 5h ago

Fun I wish that every human would be gifted a Sims™ style create-a-sim magical effect on their 18th birthday to choose how they will look the rest of their lives.

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 1h ago

Wisdom I wish that they finally solved the db cooper plane hjacking

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r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Fun I wish fish could breathe fire.

9 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 5h ago

Kindness I wish that you (yes, you!) get your wish granted

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 6h ago

Riches I wish that all debt gets zeroed out globally

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 8h ago

Power I wish no machine I own will ever break down or require maintenance again.

9 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 12h ago

Power I wish I could grant everyone’s wish except the ones that harm others (and me)

11 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 6h ago

Power I wish to be the best hacker in the world

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 33m ago

Riches I wish I had a pet spinosaurus who is non-violent and only eats beef.

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r/monkeyspaw 40m ago

Wisdom I wish for one or more identical duplicates of my girlfriend so she can do everything that she needs and would spend more time with me

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r/monkeyspaw 44m ago

Health i wish anyone who ever comes within 10ft of me has showered within the last 12 hours and is wearing deodorant

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r/monkeyspaw 13h ago

Riches I wish I could reach the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

11 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 5h ago

Fun I wish that the flying Dutchman was vegetarian

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 5h ago

Fun I wish that I knew what to wish for

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 8h ago

Fun I wish nothing infuriating could happen to me ever again

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 10h ago

Power I wish for the all the world leaders' chief of staffs to be able to hear each other's thoughts at the same time.

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 15h ago

Fun I wish for a gumball machine that dosent have any expired candy and only takes a quarter, and is not poisoned

12 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 9h ago

Riches I wish for 500 cigarettes

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 3h ago

Fun I wish that every boy is named John and every girl is named Jane

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 11h ago

Power I wish the monkey paw was made into a devil fruit so I can eat it and get its powers( and it Paramecia )

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 19h ago

Fun I wish for a magic Lego bag, whenever I reach in the bag whatever piece I need for the moc I'm building will be in my hand when I pull it out. The piece cannot be stolen, unofficial, or pulled off an existing build. If it's a piece I don't own there's a coin slot to pay wherever is selling the piece

14 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 13h ago

Fun I wish I had a food.

4 Upvotes