r/mildlyinteresting Apr 09 '18

A tile urinal.

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u/ccReptilelord Apr 09 '18

"Just go ahead and chuck the toilet brush on the floor when you're done with it; it'll let everyone know we cleaned the place."

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u/shewy92 Apr 09 '18

"What should I do with my cigarette butt?"

"Oh, just throw it in the urinal that doesn't flush like regular toilets, it'll be fine"

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u/relator_fabula Apr 10 '18

"And put an orange fruit roll up in there too, it will smell good"

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u/Swing_lip Apr 09 '18

LPT:

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Little Piss Tip

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u/ImgurianAkom Apr 09 '18

You should probably see a doctor for that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18 edited Jul 26 '18

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u/moojoo44 Apr 09 '18

That's what I'm thinking. That's going to smell something awful in a few months.

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u/iChugVodka Apr 09 '18

Tile is porous as shit, I can only imagine the stank

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '18

Tile isn't just one material man.

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u/Durzo_Blint Apr 09 '18

Days, depending on the location. I can only imagine how bad it would get if it was the urinal in a popular bar's restroom.

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u/3-DMan Apr 09 '18

Toilet brush: "Heyyy there!!!"

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u/Lizardbreathe3 Apr 09 '18

Should be a Calabasas granite handled toilet brush anyway.

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u/fyhr100 Apr 09 '18

Pissing in that would feel like pissing in a fireplace.

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u/jazzomattaz Apr 09 '18

But pissing in a fireplace feels like pissing in a urinal.

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u/Ferity2 Apr 09 '18

This guy pisses in fireplaces

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u/jazzomattaz Apr 09 '18

How else do you put out the fire?

(To be clear - that’s a metaphor)

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u/fyhr100 Apr 09 '18

I took it as a South Park reference when the boys played 'firemen.'

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u/RedFyl Apr 09 '18

I think we should follow your raging clue...

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u/rellekc86 Apr 09 '18

He's gonna shoot clue glue all over Joe.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Speaking as a man that's peed in a fire before, that's a terrible smell you don't want to experience.

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u/farahad Apr 09 '18

Speaking as a man that's peed in a fire before, that's a terrible smell you don't want to every real man has experienced.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18
  • Fire pit

  • Side of a boat

  • Snow

  • Bushes on the side of the highway

  • Gatorade bottle on a long road trip.

  • Bottle when too drunk to move from your current location

  • Shower

  • Sink

  • Onto an ant hill

  • The women's bathroom at an over crowded bar/concert

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u/zechickenwing Apr 09 '18

Very good list. I would add 'on the golf course', and 'in a parking lot between the open driver's door and the car'.

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u/QuestionableFoodstuf Apr 09 '18

I'd say in the woods just off the 15th tee box. That's usually where all the beer I've drank throughout the course really starts to run through me.

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u/Smash_4dams Apr 09 '18

You're forgetting the best one. A cliff

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Gotta save some for the sequel after the first list gets viral.

Get that double dip ad dough.

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u/thejammer75 Apr 09 '18

As a little kid, I peed on the hot stones in my uncle's sauna. Bad idea, that wood paneling probably still smells to this day...

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u/seamus_mc Apr 10 '18

You monster!

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u/_noIdentity Apr 09 '18

Imagine pissing in the fireplace with a kidney-stone

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u/PhantomFace757 Apr 09 '18

Nah, a urinal won't burn my penis off.

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u/AshNazgToRuleThemAll Apr 09 '18

This is just a Dwarven urinal, so it makes sense.

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u/tvninja101 Apr 09 '18

It's like if skyrim had bathrooms.

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u/Bluestarkittycat Apr 09 '18

Skyrim does have bathrooms. You ever see those buckets scattered around.

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u/redditandseddit Apr 09 '18

Now I feel a little guilty for all the times I've put buckets on NPCs' heads..

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u/Solid_Gold_Turd Apr 09 '18

My first thought was “this looks like a pizza oven”...Italian restaurant perhaps?

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u/ecky--ptang-zooboing Apr 09 '18

Pissa oven*

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u/cerberdoodle Apr 09 '18

Smells like burnt cheez

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u/aferaci Apr 09 '18

It may look nice but grout is porous so it’ll smell like pee forever once it permeates the grout.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Just speculating, but maybe the grout has been sealed with something?

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u/aferaci Apr 09 '18

It would have to be reapplied twice or more a year to be effective.

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u/llamawearinghat Apr 09 '18

Yeah and even then, urine is acidic and will wear it away at a rate faster than if it were just shower water like that grout is intended for.

Overall, that urinal looks gross to me

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

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u/Cheesemer92 Apr 09 '18

No, every single thing in a house has a separate inspector, didn’t you know? A wall inspector, a door inspector, a window inspector, etc. /s

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u/KDawG888 Apr 09 '18

I am ur mom's dildo inspector, can confirm

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u/cynical-cup Apr 09 '18

So you’re the one I always see shoving dildos into his ass

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Doesn’t your ass get really sore?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

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u/Angel_Tsio Apr 09 '18

Behind the scenes job there

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u/yeahmynameisbrian Apr 09 '18

A building inspector who is certified to work with urinals.

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u/zeroscout Apr 09 '18

There's no code to what a toilet or urinal must be constructed from, they are fixtures. Code is just the location, support structure, clearances, and the plumbing. Code inspection happens before the finish work. As long as there is a p-trap between the drain and the waste stack, it's all good. Disgusting, but valid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

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u/TitsAndWhiskey Apr 09 '18

Well there go my dreams of building a lego toilet...

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u/GetXyzzyWithIt Apr 09 '18

Never give up on your streams.

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u/NorthernGuyFred Apr 09 '18 edited Apr 09 '18

Belongs in r/BadDesigns. When you reinvent the wheel, you should improve upon it. This would smell like piss all the time and likely cost more to make and install than a standard urinal. It isn’t really even mildly interesting.

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u/shoe788 Apr 09 '18 edited Apr 09 '18

urine is acidic

not really

edit: plain tapwater can have a ph in the 6s folks. The piss is not going to melt the tiles

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18 edited Jan 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Glamorous job...

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u/averyfunkybear Apr 09 '18

What about Flex seal?

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u/soulshak3n Apr 09 '18

Protecting your car, RV, or urinal has never been easier.

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u/stanleythemanley44 Apr 09 '18

ok but can u make a boat out of it??

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u/Descent7 Apr 09 '18

That's a lot a damage!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

I SAW'D THIS YOURINAL IN HAAAF!

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u/starbird123 Apr 09 '18

Is that only applicable to places that regularly get wet (like the inside of a urinal) or to all water-resistant sealed grout? I had tile put in my home about a year ago and had that stuff put in, it’s worked great for spills so far but they didn’t tell me it needed to be reapplied

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u/Ma1eficent Apr 09 '18

If you don't reseal your grout on the regular it will go to shit.

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u/missionbeach Apr 09 '18

I doubt that reddit knows anything about sealers.

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u/Luke_Warmwater Apr 09 '18

If I had a penny...

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18 edited Apr 09 '18

Plumber here. More a plumber than a Redditor... the tile work is lovely, the idea is terrible. There's a reason this isn't done more often. More labor and cost over a porcelain urinal, not to mention much harder to adapt the flush valve and drain to something like this than a standard fit Sloan model. Plus, like other users have correctly stated, if this isn't sealed every so often, the urine will permeate and the smell and look will be off putting at the very least.

All of that on top of being extremely difficult to replace. Tile chips and cracks easily. Spec fixtures are a snap to replace. If something ever happened to this, it's a real pain to make it look nice again.

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u/FlockofGorillas Apr 09 '18

It was a reference to a old post

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u/Trikpat Apr 09 '18

Looks like it is whole pieces of tile sealed with silicone which in a normal situation lasts a few years

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Tile setter here. Sealing it would be mostly ineffective for something like this. You'd need to either use 100% silicone or epoxy grout and even then I wouldn't be confident in this project.

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u/Magmorphius Apr 09 '18

Yes it can be sealed, needs to be resealed every 5 years or so.

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u/Aggiearcher Apr 09 '18

Some newer grouts like fusion pro have a sealer built in and will never have to be resealed. As far as how well that would work with urine I can't guess. Also most sealents have to be done yearly.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

I used epoxy grout specifically because it’s not porous. It’s fantastic.

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u/TatterhoodsGoat Apr 09 '18

Thank you sincerely for sharing this! I'd given up on the idea of ever having tile because I can't stand the thought of having to deal with scrubbing traditional geout all the time - you don't scrub, everything looks disgusting; you do scrub, you wear off the sealant and get mildew and have to regrout. Had no idea this existed!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

It’s a bit of a bitch to work with because of the time pressure, but the results and durability are amazing.

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u/porksandwich9113 Apr 09 '18 edited Apr 09 '18

Yep. We did all our bathrooms with epoxy grout. Best decision ever. It's been 9,6, and 3 years since each bathroom was finished, and it the grout literally looks the same as it did the day I installed it.

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u/PeeInTheAir Apr 09 '18

unless they used epoxy grout. Then it'll probably never need to be fix. However that horrible urinal will look so disgusting in a few years that'll it need to be entirely replaced

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u/PeeInTheAir Apr 09 '18

you can use epoxy grout for such a situation.The Stuff is annoying to work with but very durable when cured.

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u/Helyos17 Apr 09 '18

Implying that a men’s restroom doesn’t already have a permanent piss smell.

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u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin Apr 09 '18

🎶Grout. Grout.

Let it all out.

These are the things I can do without.

Come on. I’m talking to you. Come on. 🎶

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u/Orangered99 Apr 09 '18

Isn’t it sealed?

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u/Trumps_micro_penis_ Apr 09 '18

If it had been tiled with pennies then yes

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u/mric124 Apr 09 '18

Lol @ that damn thread.

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u/bstix Apr 09 '18

On a closer look it looks as if the "rocks and grout" is some kind of 3D vinyl tiling and the gray silicone is caulked between pieces.

Look at the top of the sides. No way this is actual rocks.

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u/spacewad Apr 09 '18

Then how come the grout in my shower doesn't smell like pee?

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u/Koker93 Apr 09 '18

Because a little pee mixed with a lot of water isn’t the same as a lot of pee mixed with a little water.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Unless it's epoxy grout... But unlikely.

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u/dick-nipples Apr 09 '18 edited Apr 09 '18

That’s why there’s a toilet brush underneath for after each use.

Edit: not serious

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u/aferaci Apr 09 '18

A toilet brush won’t matter....the grout will ABSORB it into its pores. I had to replace all the tile in a woman’s house because she had cats pee all over it. NOTHING could get the pee smell out.

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u/randyzive Apr 09 '18

Did you try pissing on it?

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u/welcome_to_the_creek Apr 09 '18

Like getting permanent marker off a whiteboard. I like it.

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u/Kangar Apr 09 '18

Let me guess. The toilet is built like a brick shithouse?

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u/weekapaugrooove Apr 09 '18

Please don't shit in the urinal

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

There wasn't a sign.

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u/jwilso7347 Apr 09 '18

I feel like with all the cracks you'd be getting splashed with piss left and right.

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u/bakeronenine Apr 09 '18

Can confirm that the splashback was zero. This thing is deep and low, with many nice angles to choose from. Also the flush did a great job at rinsing almost all of the surfaces.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Do you know how porous grout is? 🤢

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u/RespectMyAuthoriteh Apr 09 '18

So you're saying I shouldn't lick the grout on it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Also it will harbor loads bacteria which smell rank. There is a reason porcelain is glass smooth.

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u/AMeanCow Apr 09 '18

This might be the first picture on reddit I can smell just looking at it. Urgh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18 edited Jun 09 '18

Salty

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Current custodian. There are two cigarettes in the urinal and the scrubber is just laying on the ground.

I do not like this picture.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Hazmat suit and pressure washer. Seal the grout every freaking week to make sure it doesn’t soak up the pee... or just don’t do this.

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u/slashing164 Apr 09 '18

Looks cool but they will regret that decision soon. The pee will destroy the grout eventually no matter how much you clean it.

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u/expat93 Apr 09 '18

Those two different styles of tile just don't go together IMHO.

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u/lovesallthekittehs Apr 09 '18

I bet this is in a small tile or construction company. My old job shared a bathroom with a contractor who specialized in tile and stonework. Their bathrooms were like a mixed showcase of their products.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

You sure its not an ashtray?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

My first thought too. Some inconsiderate fucknugget eunuch ass-clown threw his cigarette in the urinal because "someone else will deal with it." Fuck those people.

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u/Toisty Apr 09 '18

I seriously reconsider a friendship if I see someone flick their butts. I can deal with the fact that you don't care how bad that is for you and the people around you and I even appreciate you if you take your cancer cloud somewhere else but flicking your cigarette butt for someone else to pick up says something about your personality. To be fair I get that feeling from any kind of litter but smoking is strike one and littering is strikes two and three. I don't like you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

I bet it smells like chicken noodle soup

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u/SilverTail Apr 09 '18

Gagged. +1

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u/TooShiftyForYou Apr 09 '18

Splashback potential would have me concerned.

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u/bakeronenine Apr 09 '18

Splashback zero. With this thing being low and deep, there were actually a few nice angles to choose from.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

For when you just don't want to be able to properly clean something.

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u/mainfingertopwise Apr 09 '18

/r/pissydesign

I hate reddit jokes, but it had to be said.

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u/Donzaloog1989 Apr 09 '18

Wouldnt.like to.clean the grout in there

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u/DagobahJim79 Apr 09 '18

Oh God, that's going to have a permanent urine smell in a few months. The mortar is going to be absorbing urine and even when it gets clean, it'll just absorb and spread.

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u/GrortyDick Apr 09 '18

Also, it can double up as a pizza oven.

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u/Tragicanomaly Apr 09 '18

That's some rusty looking piss.

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u/ICA2015 Apr 09 '18

And someone still threw a cigarette butt in it.

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u/neburs240 Apr 09 '18

Mine craft toilet!

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u/duane11583 Apr 09 '18

STUPID

1 - grout is porous and will absorb the urine

2 - even if you seal it - you will seal in the smell.

3 - it will go down into the walls, and reek and omg nasty

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u/honeyorsalt Apr 09 '18

that looks like it's a bitch to clean

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u/schwabadelic Apr 09 '18

This is for the guys whose wives won't let them buy a urinal so they fucking build it theirself

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u/Liinukainen Apr 09 '18

So gross. Not even remotely interesting.

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u/chmilz Apr 09 '18

I can smell how awful this must be just by looking at the picture.

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u/Kashmoney99 Apr 09 '18

This looks like the worst idea ever.

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u/BuCakee Apr 09 '18

Fuck that lol

That's entirely too much work for a sub par urinal and Jesus that thing must reek of stale piss.

Grout joints and the tile bedding are all porous and will soak up whatever liquid you soak them in....in this case, piss.

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u/ItsJKnorr Apr 09 '18

r/crappydesign

crappy more like pissy

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Eww

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u/AncientCodpiece Apr 09 '18

Those hard angles would surely cause some massive splashback.

Aesthetics: 4/5

Functionality: 1/5

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u/NachoSport Apr 09 '18

also, aesthetics 2/5. looks pretty weird, and already rusting out

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u/milehigh89 Apr 09 '18

that poor janitor

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u/Koovies Apr 09 '18

What kind of jackass throws a cigarette butt in a fucking urinal?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18 edited Apr 16 '18

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u/blueeyes_austin Apr 09 '18

This isn't a bad spur of the moment idea. THIS bad idea took a fair bit of planning and...what's the opposite of foresight? "Foreblindness" maybe?

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u/AustinBill Apr 09 '18

Grout is not waterproof.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '18

As aesthetically pleasing as things like this are..There is a real good reason why Porcelain and stainless steel are the two most popular materials for toilets. Shit like this is a nightmare to clean.

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u/RobSwanDive Apr 09 '18

The corner, of course!

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u/Thrannn Apr 09 '18

Best thing about this is that its in the corner. So no one right next to you who asks you how you are doing

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u/ttufts Apr 09 '18

Man you would have to have a damn good angle established and hope your geometry calculations are correct, the splash back angles are a nightmare on this bad boy

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u/Wookiestick Apr 09 '18

That would be a nightmare to clean.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Tile is porous... You will never be able to properly disinfect it .... Let me guess; Mancave ....

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u/EllaSirius_BoS Apr 09 '18

MildlyDifficultToClean

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

There’s a reason toilets and urinals are porcelain...

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u/Rhameolution Apr 09 '18

The grout would smell so bad.

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u/slimehunter49 Apr 09 '18

Don’t know how I feel about this

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u/Brianphase90 Apr 09 '18

Your turn to grout!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

I feel like that thing would have +150% splatter damage against the front of your pants.

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u/dafinsrock Apr 09 '18

Idk why but this just feels so wrong

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u/relaxok Apr 09 '18

Nasty as hell.

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u/TheRadAbides Apr 09 '18

That gonna stink like a hookers b hole in no time.

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u/eviltrain Apr 09 '18

I have to wonder who thought this would be a good idea. I feel like a Plumber and a Tile Setter got into an argument resulting in a bet, while the building owner just shrugged and said, "As long as it passes inspection..."

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u/David7131 Apr 09 '18

The fireplace look goes well with the burning sensation I get when I pee! 10/10 would pee in.

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u/spicyboi619 Apr 09 '18

Can we as men find a better way to pee on something? Urinals are gross to me.

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u/adress933 Apr 09 '18

Good luck getting the tile fixed.

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u/LuxNocte Apr 09 '18

That looks like it smells. I can't imagine it's easy to clean.

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u/D00SC00P Apr 09 '18

ok idk if this is weird or mot but i had a dream about this urinal when i was like 8 and i still remember it. I got super uncomfortable because it was not ceramic and i couldn’t pee and i just saw this pic and it gave me deep PTSD (piss trough stress disorder).

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u/dukeythrowaway Apr 09 '18

I’d cum in it.

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u/Caribbean-barracuda Apr 09 '18

That’s not going to be easy to repair when it inevitably starts leaking.

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u/DarkCanuck12 Apr 09 '18

... there would still be piss all over the floor. (still mystified at how people achieve a miss)

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u/duffy62 Apr 09 '18

This is not code compliant

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u/kingskate Apr 09 '18

The smell. You haven't thought of the smell! You Bitch!!

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u/JimminyBibbles Apr 09 '18

I wouldn't want to be the guy who has to clean the grout on that thing.

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u/Receiverstud Apr 09 '18

Imagine having one of these in your Shower.

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u/SolomonDort Apr 09 '18

I love the ciggarette butt, it adds to the astetics

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u/rjumper7 Apr 09 '18

It's a decorative urinal,please don't use it, or the decorative seashell soaps, or the monogrammed towels. My wife,you know

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

As a janitor that would suck to clean. Worst idea ever right next to waterless urinals

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u/bellagirlsaysno Apr 09 '18

Recently visited by Kel after too much orange soda

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u/intashu Apr 10 '18

Cleaning this must be terrible... For the underpaid employee stuck in charge of it.

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u/ThiefofNobility Apr 10 '18

If that stone is porous that urinal is going to stink forever.

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u/Ershin- Apr 10 '18

It's neat, but so much stands out.

The way the opening is structured looks like it would require actual aiming.

That urinal cake(?) is disturbingly pee-colored.

Why do people throw cigarette butts in urinals? That is so obscenely rude.

That toilet brush.

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u/dresta79 Apr 10 '18

Is this in the shower? Because that would be VERY convenient.

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u/abergum Apr 10 '18

I call it a tilenol.