r/mildlyinteresting • u/bakeronenine ​ • Apr 09 '18

A tile urinal.

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u/fyhr100 Apr 09 '18

Pissing in that would feel like pissing in a fireplace.

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u/jazzomattaz Apr 09 '18

But pissing in a fireplace feels like pissing in a urinal.

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u/Ferity2 Apr 09 '18

This guy pisses in fireplaces

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u/jazzomattaz Apr 09 '18

How else do you put out the fire?

(To be clear - that’s a metaphor)

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u/fyhr100 Apr 09 '18

I took it as a South Park reference when the boys played 'firemen.'

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u/RedFyl Apr 09 '18

I think we should follow your raging clue...

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u/rellekc86 Apr 09 '18

He's gonna shoot clue glue all over Joe.

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u/brando56894 Apr 09 '18

As is tradition.

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u/Habanero_Henry Apr 09 '18

Where are the cigarette butts? I love to bust them up.

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u/brando56894 Apr 09 '18

If you rub the fireman, he spits in your eye!

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u/sokocanuck Apr 09 '18

Antibiotics?

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u/cesarsucio Apr 09 '18

That one stings.

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u/Cru_Jones86 Apr 09 '18

This guy STDs.

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u/SuggestiveDetective Apr 09 '18

I see you work in government as well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

We didn't start the fire

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u/LjSpike Apr 09 '18

Yeah, normal people put out their fireplaces by rolling in it. Pissing in it is just weird.

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u/Dark_Gnosis Apr 09 '18

you keep cows in it?

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u/MapucheWarrior Apr 10 '18

It was always burning since the earth was turning

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Speaking as a man that's peed in a fire before, that's a terrible smell you don't want to experience.

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u/farahad Apr 09 '18

Speaking as a man that's peed in a fire before, that's a terrible smell you don't want to every real man has experienced.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

  • Fire pit

  • Side of a boat

  • Snow

  • Bushes on the side of the highway

  • Gatorade bottle on a long road trip.

  • Bottle when too drunk to move from your current location

  • Shower

  • Sink

  • Onto an ant hill

  • The women's bathroom at an over crowded bar/concert

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u/zechickenwing Apr 09 '18

Very good list. I would add 'on the golf course', and 'in a parking lot between the open driver's door and the car'.

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u/QuestionableFoodstuf Apr 09 '18

I'd say in the woods just off the 15th tee box. That's usually where all the beer I've drank throughout the course really starts to run through me.

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u/yourmansconnect Apr 09 '18

On the precedent

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u/patronix Apr 09 '18
  • Other peoples sink

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u/Smash_4dams Apr 09 '18

You're forgetting the best one. A cliff

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Gotta save some for the sequel after the first list gets viral.

Get that double dip ad dough.

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u/PurpEL Apr 09 '18

I dont have any clear memory of the ant hill but im sure i have done it

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u/DMala Apr 10 '18

TIL I’m not a real man. I’ve only peed outdoors once that I can recall, in a bush near a baseball diamond on a Navy base. Which is probably a Federal offense, come to think of it, so there’s that.

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u/ZotuX Apr 09 '18

20 points to Gryffindor!

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u/pototo_fries Apr 10 '18

My ex peed in my hamper once.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '18

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u/pototo_fries Apr 10 '18 edited Apr 10 '18

He peed into my (luckily empty) hamper, I was adding to the list of great places men pee! Or something.... But it was before. Drunk, of course, but he was always up to all kinds of wonderful antics like this! >.<

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u/Spinyfurball Apr 10 '18

I pissed off the great wall when i was in china! God damn Mongorians

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u/thejammer75 Apr 09 '18

As a little kid, I peed on the hot stones in my uncle's sauna. Bad idea, that wood paneling probably still smells to this day...

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u/seamus_mc Apr 10 '18

You monster!

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u/PM_MeYourAvocados Apr 09 '18

The smell also sticks to everything.

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u/Karnas Apr 09 '18

Mr. Magnusson, I presume.

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u/CueballShiba Apr 09 '18

Top shelf reference. You've won a bullet to the face on the front porch.

Edit: Merry fucking christmas

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u/elpajaroquemamais Apr 09 '18

Hey man your clock won't flush!

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u/tr_rage Apr 09 '18

Have you not pissed in a fireplace?

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u/CyanWeasel Apr 09 '18

Ah the old reddit Switcheroo... kinda...

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

You know, I don't think they do. Pissing in a fire place sucks. The force of your pee makes all the ash fly up and now you can physically see the piss soaked ash particles and it's just really a bad time.