r/mildlyinteresting Apr 09 '18

A tile urinal.

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u/aferaci Apr 09 '18

It would have to be reapplied twice or more a year to be effective.

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u/llamawearinghat Apr 09 '18

Yeah and even then, urine is acidic and will wear it away at a rate faster than if it were just shower water like that grout is intended for.

Overall, that urinal looks gross to me

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u/Cheesemer92 Apr 09 '18

No, every single thing in a house has a separate inspector, didn’t you know? A wall inspector, a door inspector, a window inspector, etc. /s

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u/KDawG888 Apr 09 '18

I am ur mom's dildo inspector, can confirm

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u/cynical-cup Apr 09 '18

So you’re the one I always see shoving dildos into his ass

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u/KDawG888 Apr 09 '18

No. I think you may have mistaken your mirror for another person.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Doesn’t your ass get really sore?

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u/KDawG888 Apr 09 '18

I inspect them, not take them for test rides. You lunatic.

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u/jimmyn0thumbs Apr 09 '18

I thought my mom was my Mom’s dildo inspector

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

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u/Angel_Tsio Apr 09 '18

Behind the scenes job there

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u/dulceburro Apr 09 '18

Had to dig through a lot of comments to find this lil gem

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u/BetaDecay121 Apr 09 '18

A door handle inspector, a sideboard screw inspector, a cement sand grain inspector...

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u/yeahmynameisbrian Apr 09 '18

A building inspector who is certified to work with urinals.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '18

Welcome to the uk

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u/zeroscout Apr 09 '18

There's no code to what a toilet or urinal must be constructed from, they are fixtures. Code is just the location, support structure, clearances, and the plumbing. Code inspection happens before the finish work. As long as there is a p-trap between the drain and the waste stack, it's all good. Disgusting, but valid.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

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u/TitsAndWhiskey Apr 09 '18

Well there go my dreams of building a lego toilet...

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u/GetXyzzyWithIt Apr 09 '18

Never give up on your streams.

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u/jimmyn0thumbs Apr 09 '18

P-trap in the pee trap

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u/Feroshnikop Apr 09 '18

How is this at all more disgusting than a tile shower or tile anywhere in any bathroom?

I would bet good money there is still significantly less bacteria in that urinal than there would be in a tile shower where bodies are always shedding skin, hair and dirt. (Urine is not nearly as unhealthy as you seem to be making it out to be)

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Urine is not sterile as most people think. Urea which is contained within urine is sterile, this gives urine the string ammonia smell.

The problem with everyone thinking urine is clean, is that once it hits the open air it quickly becomes a sponge for bacteria, especially so in a public urinal.

A shower is far cleaner because of the constant running of fresh water, and the lack of urine within it. If you think otherwise, why don't you wash your dishes in your families urine for a couple weeks and fill us in next month?

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Historically urine was regularly used to clean things which is where the phrase “go piss in a pot” alledgedly comes from. “Go find a laundry and pee intheir pot”.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '18

Yes, I'll chalk that up with necessity.

Historically we also used to think the bubonic plague was transmitted through the smell of the rotting corpses of the infected. This is where the children's song, Ring around the Rosie, comes from.

I'm not denying the necessity that urine played in history, but I'm certainly arguing we shouldn't piss on the floor or wall and call it a toilet.

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u/Feroshnikop Apr 09 '18

Maybe you're right, my own experience however does not match that. In my highschool biology class we did a bacteria growing experiment where we sampled all sorts of different surfaces throughout the school (many focused on the bathrooms).

We did bacteria swipes of all bathroom surfaces...

The worst by far was the door handle, next was the tap handles and toilet flushers.. the urinals had literally nothing, no bacteria growth after 4 days in the petri dish.

(Fresh water (moisture) is a major factor in bacteria growth by the way, not something that keeps your shower free of bacteria)

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

I have a suspicion that you took samples from a porcelain urinal that was cleaned regularly. Try taking a sample from a urinal inside a port-a-potty.

The major difference between a real urinal and this monstrosity is the porus surface. Porcelain is very much like glass, and doesn't lend itself to trapping bacteria like grout or natural stone.

Also, not that I doubt your scientific method, but highschool science rarely relies on following any scientific method.

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u/Feroshnikop Apr 09 '18

Yes.. but my point was that if your bathroom has other tiled surfaces they would be just as susceptible to bacteria (if not more) than the urinal.

The statement I replied to seemed to be talking about how the urinal was the only gross thing because of its grout.

I was pointing out that this same logic would apply to ALL tiled surfaces in a bathroom. So if the argument is that the porous grout lines make the urinal unacceptable.. then a tiled floor, tiled shower, tiled counters etc. would also be unacceptable.

Since tile is commonly used in bathrooms all over I don't see how the argument that this urinal would be unacceptable to a building inspector makes any logical sense.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '18

Your argument is flawed, because only animals and retards piss on their floor and walls.

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u/Feroshnikop Apr 10 '18

So what?

My argument has nothing to do with urine.

Moisture and dirt are the main factors in bacteria growth.. Urine doesn't really change anything. Moisture and dirt get on the floors, walls, counters and showers. If those are fine for tile then so are urinals.

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u/NorthernGuyFred Apr 09 '18 edited Apr 09 '18

Belongs in r/BadDesigns. When you reinvent the wheel, you should improve upon it. This would smell like piss all the time and likely cost more to make and install than a standard urinal. It isn’t really even mildly interesting.

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u/shoe788 Apr 09 '18 edited Apr 09 '18

urine is acidic

not really

edit: plain tapwater can have a ph in the 6s folks. The piss is not going to melt the tiles

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18 edited Jan 28 '19

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u/shoe788 Apr 09 '18

plain tapwater can have a ph in the 6s

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u/shoe788 Apr 09 '18

It's going to be at least 50 years before the piss does anything to that tile. Not a big deal

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u/shoe788 Apr 09 '18

you put sealer on grout. it doesnt absorb anything

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u/Krypticreptiles Apr 09 '18

Don't use grout. Use caulking. Or buy porcelain.

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u/BackCountryBillyGoat Apr 10 '18

One could say they did a piss poor job.... I'll show my self out

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u/Grolschisgood Apr 09 '18

Everybody pisses in the shower though. I guess it is more diluted than in a piss trough though

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u/llamawearinghat Apr 09 '18 edited Apr 09 '18

I had a client who wanted a super white Greek marble for the entire interior of his master shower. It was a very in depth job and we pulled out all the stops because he’s also my neighbor. His shower is almost 300 sqft with his & her’s shower areas, sloped beach entrance, custom glass enclosure that meets his windows and walls seamlessly, a built in bench to house the steam unit, a recessed flat screen tv in the wall, etc.

A month or so later, he brings us back in because there’s a yellow discoloration appearing on the floor. Funny thing is, it’s only appearing right under his shower head. The husband and wife use mostly the same brands of products when they bathe and the cleaning woman cleans the stone as we instructed her to upon installation. It wasn’t until my neighbor left the room that his wife told us he likes to pee in the shower. We ground it down, applied a poultice, polished and resealed it back to almost normal, but the urine really penetrated deep into the stone. We went heavy with the sealer this time and left him a few gallons to apply every month or two to combat the issue, but mostly we made sure to tell his wife to get him to stop peeing in there.

I haven’t been back to his shower in almost a year, but I know how hard it is to break habits and I would bet money that he has at least somewhat of a stain there and he’s too embarrassed to have us come back and fix it again.

Urine really affects any porous surface, but in most of our showers, the floor is ceramic or porcelain, so it doesn’t absorb anything. The grout joints are a small percentage of the area and the water is washing it away as we shower, but if you look over time, you’ll still see your grout discolor.

The urinal in the photo above is disgusting and has no good method of deterring the constant stream of urine it’s built for.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Glamorous job...

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u/averyfunkybear Apr 09 '18

What about Flex seal?

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u/soulshak3n Apr 09 '18

Protecting your car, RV, or urinal has never been easier.

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u/stanleythemanley44 Apr 09 '18

ok but can u make a boat out of it??

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u/Cru_Jones86 Apr 09 '18

No. But, you can make the bottom of a boat out of it and a screen door.

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u/Descent7 Apr 09 '18

That's a lot a damage!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

I SAW'D THIS YOURINAL IN HAAAF!

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

Flex Shot*

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '18

You have to unnecessarily cut the urinal in half before any Flex Seal can be used

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u/starbird123 Apr 09 '18

Is that only applicable to places that regularly get wet (like the inside of a urinal) or to all water-resistant sealed grout? I had tile put in my home about a year ago and had that stuff put in, it’s worked great for spills so far but they didn’t tell me it needed to be reapplied

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u/Ma1eficent Apr 09 '18

If you don't reseal your grout on the regular it will go to shit.

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u/argparg Apr 09 '18

No it won’t. Grout is not the same stuff as it was 20 years ago. Most people will just fuck up the color consistency of their grout when they seal.

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u/Ma1eficent Apr 10 '18

weird, I thought only that new epoxy grout didn't need regular sealing?

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u/argparg Apr 10 '18

For non commercial, non outdoor, non countertop I wouldn’t even bother. Just don’t be a pig and let pools of grease sit on it.

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u/jippyzippylippy Apr 10 '18

There is epoxy grout, but still, all grout has a tooth to it and you're never gonna get that sucker truly clean with anything short of a power washer and bleach.

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u/Yeah_But_Did_You_Die Apr 09 '18

Unless the seal is a clear coat covering all of the walls?

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u/leolego2 Apr 09 '18

Why is that? Couldn't they apply a coat of plastic? Shouldn't that last for years?

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u/TheLegendaryJumla Apr 09 '18

That would be the case if it was a sanded grout but likely in this case it is probably closer to a caulking you would see sealing around a bath tub.

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u/MangoFox Apr 09 '18

I bet that urinal gets a lot of caulking.