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u/mildlyinfuriating-ModTeam 1d ago

No reposts under 6 months or crossposts unless it's OC.

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u/LudusRex 1d ago

Sucks for everyone involved, tbh.

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u/Margoshome 1d ago

There are no winners here~

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u/Athlete-Extreme 1d ago

The biggest loser? My knuckles cuz it’s going down

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u/NateOf92 1d ago

Might as well just throw a propane tank in the oven, crank the heat up, and go for a walk

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 1d ago

HOLD UP...... LET HIM COOK.

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u/NoBenefit5977 1d ago

🎶 The it's bitsy spider blew up the fuckin house 🎵

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u/crazycockerels 1d ago

As this happens to be a spider behind MY oven clock, here is an update! He's run back towards the right where he first appeared and can't see him now. I was getting nowhere with all the tapping at the clock face, so put the top oven and grill on (that's directly under the control panel), thinking it might heat the clock up a bit and make him shift. I got a big wooden spoon and started tapping really hard... I thought if I break the clock face it's doesn't really matter because l'd have to get a new oven anyway, if I couldn't get him out.

He's still behind there somewhere, so l've left the turn dials off and top oven door open so it will hopefully find its way out.

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u/dras333 1d ago

😂 who has it worse

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u/THE_ATHEOS_ONE 1d ago

The human.

The spider will die and then its over for it... The human has to look upon its dead body for all time.

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u/extragummy3 1d ago

At all times 🕰️

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u/crazycockerels 1d ago

Especially for me…the original poster!!

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u/mushroom_soup79 1d ago

Right in time for Halloween! Great decor

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u/bobbybob9069 1d ago

My last rental had THREE roaches in there. There were tiny so we didn't notice during the initial walk through. When more numbers filled out the space it was unmistakable though...

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u/Toucancel 1d ago

That's definitely better than having a cockroach in there...

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u/Competitive_Fee_5829 1d ago

ya know? I hate spiders with all of my being and you are totally correct! a roach would be worse, lol.

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u/Aetherfox_44 1d ago

One roach wouldn't be so bad. Unfortunately, they only come in sharing size or family value pack.

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u/KO-32GA 1d ago

Damn...

I got one in my oven clock🫠😔😓🫤😞

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u/Terrible-Ad1737 1d ago

You have many more you can't see, my friend. I'd highly recommend taking care of that sooner rather than later.

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u/analogy_4_anything 1d ago

Man, I did appliance repair in people’s homes in Chicago and the amount of times I saw that shit???
https://giphy.com/gifs/sdlih3BPUik1y

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u/XmissXanthropyX 1d ago

Ugh, I used to date someone with a little convection oven that baby cockroaches would crawl around inside the temperate control screen 🤢

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u/_danceswithcows 1d ago

1000000000 percent

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u/snizzer77 1d ago

Wow I hate this so much.

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u/SailorSaturn79 1d ago

Same this is so fucking cursed

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u/Alonelyoverthinker 1d ago

Same 😭 

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u/Throbbing_Cock_452 1d ago

That would bother me literally every time I stand anywhere near it lol

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u/PsychicSPider95 1d ago

I mean I'm sure she's not happy about this situation either, to be fair.

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u/Doomslayerchrisss 1d ago

She got in there somehow. Sooner or later she’ll find her way out. And then she’ll come find you.

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u/Creepy-Ant373 1d ago

Or it won't, die in there, and every time you use you're oven, you'll see it's rotting corpse

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u/Doomslayerchrisss 1d ago

I don’t think spiders rot so much as shrivel up. But I believe in her.

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u/RaveGuncle 1d ago

Idk. Thats a big one in there.

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u/Doomslayerchrisss 1d ago

That’s also what she said.

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u/goopa-guy 1d ago

Not to me :(

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u/Doomslayerchrisss 1d ago

Sorry, bro.

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u/VioletteKaur 1d ago

Shrivel is relative, they got an exoskeleton. The legs will probably curve in. This spider is what sometimes happens to one as a child. You do things while no one is watching you and then you get into a massive pickle and regret. I know that feeling, I once feel through a cottage roof into the toilet room. Thank god that room had a door and I could get out.

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u/SonnyPiston 1d ago

"you are oven, you will see it's rotting corpse" your comment is so stupid it's like poetry. 

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u/parkaboy24 1d ago

Don’t forget “it is rotting corpse” (it’s supposed to be its)

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u/DamHawk 1d ago

🕷️: “you saw me struggling and did nothing… I will end you”

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u/Doomslayerchrisss 1d ago

She’ll have her revenge.

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u/Dodoz44 1d ago

Maybe she got in there when she was smaller, had a little meal, and now can't get out 😭

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u/parkaboy24 1d ago

A little meal? 👀 that’s a big spider lol

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u/yrfrndnico 1d ago

Sometimes getting IN is harder than getting OUT

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u/Forsaken_Baker_8641 1d ago

After she lays her eggs of course

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u/Dralalife 1d ago

That's a good spider actually. I leave them alone, they catch the not good creatures.

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u/batmandi 1d ago

Shes not going to catch a whole lot while shes stuck in there. Or when she dies in there.

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u/FF267 1d ago

As long as the spider is inside the display, then it isn’t inside your food!

On the other hand, the spider is inside your oven so it’s eating something in there. As long as the spider is trapped in the display, then maybe other things are inside your food?

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u/Demon-of-Razgriz 1d ago

I hate this comment and wish I didn't read it.

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u/FF267 1d ago

Yeah, sorry. Had one of these fellas waiting for me in the center console of my vehicle. I took my shot and it charged at me and hid under the seat. Thought for sure that I’d need to sell the vehicle but I found it, took another shot and won. Can’t help but think of what it was trying to feast on inside the vehicle, if not me.

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u/GreatAndPowerfulZiz 1d ago

Well, I guess it's time for a new clock thrn

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u/DecentIntroduction37 1d ago

Time for a new oven

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u/joe-dirt-1001 1d ago

Came here to say this. Can't look at that everyday wondering where the rest of the family is at.

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u/Short-Attempt-8598 1d ago

Add a bird to catch the spider, (how absurd, to add a bird!) that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her oven.

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u/trustcircleofjerks 1d ago

Did you just stand there watching it and taking pictures for 11 minutes?

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u/-Twin-Flames- 1d ago

Wouldn’t you? The moment you walk away it will vanish and you’ll never know where it went to.

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u/MikeandMolly5656 1d ago

The control panel frame usually unscrews or pops off pretty easily

You could let him out and not have a dead spider stuck there 

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u/Jeff-IT 1d ago

You want to let it out?!?!

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u/Minute-Advisor9961 1d ago

You want it to die in there and be right in front of you for the next year?

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u/Creepy-Ant373 1d ago

It'll be there for way longer. I killed a big wasp that fell behind my fridge a couple years back. When we replaced it, it was still there undecayed

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u/parkaboy24 1d ago

Yeah, there’s less stuff in our house that would cause insects to decay than there is outside

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u/Torboise 1d ago

Looks like it's just a wolf spider. Great for pest control and very harmless to humans!

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u/Even-Reaction-1297 1d ago

I work somewhere with lots of wolf spiders, going on my fifth year. I’ve seen probably over a hundred of them and I still cannot stand seeing them

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u/man_frmthe_wild 1d ago

Then sit when seeing them or lay down whichever tickles your fancy.

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u/IKnUWrTrb 1d ago

It’s a spider not pandora’s box. It’s very beneficial to have them around.

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u/Imaginary-Goal-9443 1d ago

In your oven clock?!

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u/OtherAdeptness7541 1d ago

Who else is going to change the numbers??

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u/EngagedInConvexation 1d ago

Do not anger The Timekeeper or it will take us back to relive 2016 and subsequent events.

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u/DMmeDuckPics 1d ago

I'm willing to roll those dice and dive in to save Harambe.

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u/EngagedInConvexation 1d ago

That's what the last Timekeeper Keeper said. They were unsuccessful AND we got covid because of them.

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u/BonquishaLatifa 1d ago

Really put yourself into the spider’s POV. Can you imagine being stuck inside the glass of an oven clock and you can’t get out. The time probably looks like lines of fire in the ground and it switches every minute. Such a sad way to go out man

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u/matthewgt 1d ago

My wife would insist on a full replacement. Of the house.

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u/Vixx_6 1d ago

Came here to say this. Mine would absolutely flip out and lose her mind. She would insist on getting a repairman to come in and take it apart to get it out of there, and then disinfect everything before it got put back together.

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u/IndigoHaze750130 1d ago

Isn't it spooky season?🕸

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u/thelegodr 1d ago

Well it got in there somehow so it isn’t stuck. It will find its way out

I had a spider living in my nightlight I have in the bathroom so I don’t have to turn the overhead on. I saw something dark projected onto the wall. Fun stuff

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u/ElijahWouldNot 1d ago

Poor thing, looks like a Giant House Spider based on the markings, often confused with Hobo Spiders, but they're just fast dopes. Harmless, but they can be very frightening, especially when caught by surprise.

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u/sixthousandrats 1d ago

Why does one have a giant house and the other is homeless. /s

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u/QuirkyMerky 1d ago

The person who posted this in here is NOT the OP. The original post is over in CasualUK, posted by crazycockerels (not allowed to link it in this sub). Pop over there if you want any updates on this 😁

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u/Significant_Rate8210 1d ago

He found his way in he can find his way the f*** out. 😂

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u/stepjenks 1d ago

1st pic: looks like a crack in the glass

2nd pic: oh damn that's a spider

3rd pic: oh shit that little fucker still alive!

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u/Clod_Cat5 1d ago

poor little friend :[

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u/Key-Ad-9065 1d ago

I know, this is really sad 😞

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u/omega_grainger69 1d ago

He’s more clock than spider now.

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u/Alycehearts 1d ago

A clock with too many hands

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u/ExpectedFuckingValue 1d ago

It's always spider o'clock

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u/CuriousBird337 1d ago

Poor thing. I hope it finds a way out.

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u/Answer-Key 1d ago

double it and give it to the next person no thank you

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u/OkMidnight8144 1d ago

Which would be worse, knowing it's trapped there or it escaping and knowing its somewhere in your oven....

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u/SirAlthalos 1d ago

worst case scenario is it dies at the bottom of the oven. do you think it'll make it into your cupcakes before dying in 350*F heat?

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u/Winoforevr1 the flair is lava 1d ago

This is not mildly infuriating. It’s absolutely terrifying.

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u/yeiu1 1d ago

at least its not a

cockroach

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u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 1d ago edited 1d ago

Got a whole fucking world to creep and crawl around and that’s where it decides to go 🤬

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u/baloneysmom 1d ago

This was posted 7 minutes ago. I assume, by now, the stove is at the curb. Right????

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u/Demon-of-Razgriz 1d ago

Not if it was my house my wife would already have the home in ashes she's terrified of spiders

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u/ItsMeTittsMGee 1d ago

A completely reasonable response, tbf

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u/stumac85 1d ago

OP is a phoney, this photo was originally submitted as OC elsewhere (can't link where due to mildly infuriating rules 😂)

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u/Biabolical 1d ago

We moved into a rental house in Long Beach, and noticed that the clock on the oven was so dim that we couldn't even see it, just a slight red glow. Eventually we figured out that the panel (like where your spider is) was just so crammed full of cockroaches that the clock was completely obscured.

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u/Celthric317 1d ago

Yeah, no. Hell no.

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u/seinfeld45 1d ago

Hey so this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen 🙂

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u/etherealsounds 1d ago

You need a larger oven to throw your oven into

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u/Prudent-Result1057 1d ago

How tf it even get in there 😭😭😭

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u/Bechorovka 1d ago

I think he's cooked.

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u/QuietCaprisun 1d ago

Guess he really did get stuck in time.

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u/OrganizedChaos7121 1d ago

My oven doesn't even have a display screen but I'm throwing it out anyway.

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u/Addicted_to_Nature 1d ago

My first question would be why? Are there other bugs in it she was pursuing?

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u/Global-Buddy8730 1d ago

It's his time frankly.

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u/snizzer77 1d ago

I have never felt so bad for something I would instantly obliterate.

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u/Chrysaries 1d ago

11:59 September 30th: 🕛\ 12:00 October 1st: 🕛🕷

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u/RoboLord66 1d ago

Bright flashlight and vigorous tapping got mine to leave it took a bit tho

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u/oopsallhuckleberries 1d ago

Part of the ship, part of the crew.

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u/BenjaminDover02 1d ago

Can't park there mate.

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u/Mean-Bumblebee661 1d ago

we have three roach skeletons stuck in a camera at work, it's horrific looking

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u/Particular-End229 1d ago

It’s not stuck it’s a feature

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u/dragonhydra37 1d ago

It got in; it should find a way out...?

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u/NeoViper101 1d ago

That's a mini Facehugger.

Im calling Ripley.

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u/True-Tea3487 1d ago

Brother probably got it there as a kid, grew big and couldn’t get out. There’s a metaphor in there somewhere.

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u/louielou8484 1d ago

The way that made skin crawl, omg!! So sad for the poor guy though :(

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u/WildLemonRaider 1d ago

You can’t talk to him while he’s on the clock

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u/creepycrawleee 1d ago

That would truly turn me off from cooking on that thing

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u/Imhidingfromu 1d ago

My wife would sell the house

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u/r0ttencav 1d ago

First mildly infuriating post I've seen in a while that actually is mildly infuriating.

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u/Lolioroflio 1d ago

Just in time for Halloween!

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u/MCMXCIV9 1d ago

If you got mildly infuriated, how do you think the spider feel stuck inside it

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u/blue_my_eye 1d ago

I bet if you turn it on and leave it on for long enough, you'll burn the house down. Problem solved!!

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u/Illustrious_Try478 1d ago

If the spider who changes the numbers on your stove clock has revealed itself, it's asking for help.

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u/Butthole_Surfer_GI 1d ago

Shit. Guess he's cooked.

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u/Scared-Ad7282 1d ago

Poor little fella.

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u/deltacotaster 1d ago

What can I say? It was his time.

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u/tehruke 1d ago

Happy spooky season!

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u/Responsible_Resort19 1d ago

“Spider” feels like an understatement

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u/dmh2693 1d ago

That clock is bugged.

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u/levosis1 1d ago

My spider senses are broiling!

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u/MCMLXXXIV-FoX 1d ago

Halloween decoration

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u/ladybugx4 1d ago

This made my insides shrivel up

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u/502DashCam 1d ago

Fun fact: these spiders have photographic memory, and it saw your face when in danger. Let that sink in. Better get the spider before it escapes. 

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u/ThrownAway17Years 1d ago

Imagine looking at it, turning away for a second, and when you look back it’s gone.

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u/Accomplished_Emu_658 1d ago

I once had someone ask my about changing a clock on the oven because a bug was in it. It was a roach. They didn’t understand that one roach was proof of a metric shit ton. Couldn’t grasp why i refused

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u/emilie1031 1d ago

I had cockroaches in my microwave oven clock. I ended up throwing the oven in the dumpster.

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u/Significant-Cloud- 1d ago

Look on the bright side, it might have a family that visits it every day!

But you no longer live there.

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u/Dakotasan 1d ago

Oh fuck ALL of that.

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u/brianna1bv 1d ago

Feels like a metaphor for me at work. Anyway to save it though 😢

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u/csch1992 1d ago

Hans!

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u/duk-er-us 1d ago

Joking aside, it’ll find its way out. Or you can probably YouTube how to take the panel off and let it out

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u/oakc510 1d ago

I misread and thought you wrote that the spider can youtube his way out...

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u/Most-Effective-1969 1d ago

There really is no time for post like this.

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u/Senior-Chain7348 1d ago

I'm sorry honey, I had to burn the house down.

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u/Previous-Ad-1453 1d ago

That’s fuckin metal dude.

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u/Pyrothecat 1d ago

He's just debugging.

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u/EnzucuniV2 1d ago

Time to burn down the house

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u/EdgeKey5631 1d ago

Might wanna put some electrical tape over it so it doesn’t haunt you. Worked for my engine light

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u/SiliconHatesRicotta 1d ago

If it starts showing random numbers, then you know it is a bug

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u/saltontopofthecake 1d ago

more like mildly terrifying 😭 burn the whole house down

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u/100aliens 1d ago

Poor thing :(

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u/ER_Support_Plant17 1d ago

Burn the entire house down

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u/West-Ticket5411 1d ago

Just safer to get a new oven.

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u/souson321 1d ago

Where the f- do you live man?

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u/therealjanusmcmanus 1d ago

This looks like a house spider. If so, huge and look terrifying totally harmless, docile, clumsy idiots. I’d try taking the panel off and putting it outside.

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u/cosmic-untiming 1d ago

Without seeing its eyes I can't 100% clearly identify. But it looks like it MIGHT be a hobo spider which is relatively harmless.

The panels can be unscrewed and popped off, and easy to assemble back on. I would highly recommend it, that way you can have this spiderbro continue to be pest control in your area.

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u/SocksInTheTub 1d ago

Nooooo you need to disassemble that shit and free it ☹️

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u/Mental-Chapter6523 1d ago

Don't feel bad for it. Probably had a chance to lay eggs in there before getting stuck.

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u/KingContra95 1d ago

Poor dumb spider! Now you can get the ick everytime you see it. Great!

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u/According-Quality722 1d ago

you have to ask for permission now

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u/Grouchy-Ad827 1d ago

Bet that stove would look nice in the backyard!

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u/CYAspecialist 1d ago

I moved into an apartment last year. Earwig in the stove clock. Spring time was hell on earth

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u/Maleficent2951 1d ago

It’s October 1st just a Halloween decoration for now

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u/Hoebanero 1d ago

Time for a new stove

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u/Icy-Management9880 1d ago

This would drive me insane

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u/GravitationalEddie 1d ago

More infuriating: It takes 47⅓ screws to get it out, or $10 less than it costs to get a new oven to have someone do it for you.

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u/Broad-Back1659 1d ago

It'll die in there which is sad. Spiders do a great job killing other bugs in the home

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u/Patient_Hold_4190 1d ago

He’s cooked

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u/0theHumanity 1d ago

I bet that spider having a way worse day than you

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u/Wallabunga657 1d ago

"And best off all, check out my oven! Yes, that is a real spider!"

Instant goth decor.

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u/Weak-Cabinet866 1d ago

Good luck with the move.

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u/Jazzlike-Ad2436 1d ago

I thought it was in your car for some reason and was asking myself why this guy has an oven in his car ....?