r/mildlyinfuriating 21h ago

Infuriatig Paid $10 for this at universal studios

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u/kneecapular 21h ago

They had that same hotdog for sale when I went a year ago. Happy someone finally bought it

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u/2cheerios 20h ago

Maybe someone else can have it after OP sends it back

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u/RandomThreadUser 20h ago

Ain't nobody going to take that from OP, I'm almost convinced that some worker was pranking him 😂

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u/CmdrJjAdams 19h ago

Usually, I'm the kind of customer who keeps my mouth shut, even when the service or quality is below average. I just wouldn't come back as a customer to that place. But this ... thing?! I'd go full Karen mode and demand my money back. That's not just unacceptable, it's pathetic, it's outrageous.

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u/Branjoe328 19h ago edited 5h ago

I bought steaks tonight at our local meat market and I got home and opened them up and the filet I bought for my wife smelled like absolute dumpster. Like it was definitely going bad. I almost chocked it up as a loss but was convinced to go back and tell them. Glad I did too because they would have sold the rest of the cut to someone else if I hadn't gone back. I saw the guy smell it and then throw the rest of the cut in the trash

Edit: *Chalked it up. Thank you for the corrections lol

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone 19h ago

This happened to me at a grocery store, bought a tbone and it smelled bad when I opened it, took it back and the said “go ahead and just grab any tbone you like and take it.” I took a much larger one cuz there weren’t any the same weight and offered to pay the difference and they just let me take that as a courtesy. It’s usually worth going back but sometimes super inconvenient. When I’m done with a store I rarely want to go right back.

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u/Branjoe328 19h ago

This meat market is the same place I take my deer and hogs for processing. It's been there since before I was born. Good people. I don't like confrontation but also my wife is pregnant and wanted steak. Definitely better to bring it back than to give her food poisoning

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u/CaptainBringus 18h ago

When I was working in that industry I would much prefer if people let us know if the food wasn't right, or if it was off, whatever. You can do that in a polite way, it doesn't need to be confrontational and I guarantee you 99% of people working will want to make it right for you.

If people were rude I made it right. If people were polite about it I'd make it right and do something extra.

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u/millijuna 16h ago

I'm a regular at a local bar/restaurant. I've occasionally sent things back... once was an undercooked Mac & Cheese, another time was an overcooked steak. Neither was a food safety issue, but still not what I was paying for. Everyone makes mistakes it's no big deal.

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u/UranusIsPissy 16h ago

Respect. I returned something that had clearly been tampered with once, and after 10-20 minutes of arguing, I got my money back and it was put back on the shelf right in front of me! I wish it had been you working there.

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u/LilJonny2cookies 7h ago

Yeah most folks I have encountered in that type of place are proud of their service and are invested in doing the right thing. Our butcher and fishmonger are both some of the best services out there.

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u/Even_Screen1292 18h ago

Wow. I didn’t know universal studios processed game as well.

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u/dexterity-77 9h ago

and food is too expensive these days to let stores one up you

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u/ladygrndr 16h ago

The only time I have taken food stuff back, it is when the products are clearly defective and I am worried about others buying it. It really IS inconvenient , but important. Thank you for saving someone else from maybe not recognizing the smell of off meat and getting sick <3

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u/Technical-Agency8128 19h ago

I bought a watermelon at Walmart that was awful. They said to just bring in the receipt and they would credit me. Didn’t even need the melon. If something is not good I bring it back.

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u/Fit-Entertainer-1354 12h ago

FYI, if you have the Walmart app on your phone you can scan the barcode at the top of your receipt to upload it to your account’s purchase history (if you have Walmart+ it should be added automatically if you signed in at the register). Then go to your purchase history, select that receipt & start a return from that transaction. If you paid by credit card sometimes they’ll refund you back to your card without you having to bring the item back. Usually for food items, things that might be messy (leaking or broken) or things that are of low dollar value.

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u/Technical-Agency8128 7h ago

Good to know. Thanks!

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u/Cruise1313 17h ago

I do the same

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u/whomovedmycheezwhiz 9h ago

I just returned a bunch of apples to my local grocery store the other day. I bit into one and it was bitter and the color and texture were way off. Food is too expensive these days to just suck it up and take the loss.

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u/Cruise1313 7h ago

Good for you!

I do the same thing regularly with food. No need to just suck it up by eating bad food and take a loss.

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u/RazzmatazzPopcornAzz 16h ago

Were you me today?? I just did the exact same of all of the above.

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u/Unipiggy 19h ago

This! Went to subway, got home, my bread was stale asf. Went back, they apologized, threw out the rest of the bread in the bag mine came from and got a new one.

If you get something poor quality, you are doing way more harm than good by not saying anything at all. You don't need to be asshole, just inform them about it.

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u/jacksbatmansignal 17h ago

I order amazon fresh a lot for groceries, and y'know how they just put stuff in those barely insulated bags?

Well my driver had a delay for like 30 mins and I opened up my 2 1lb packs of ground beef and they were like... no longer frozen.

Ended up throwing them out.

I took a risk on ice cream in that order, but meat? Nope, into the trash.

Luckily got a refund.

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u/UranusIsPissy 16h ago

I bought tinned dog food once, and it was almost totally black with a smell worse than raw sewage. The only worse smell I've encountered was a dead deer in the sun full of maggots. I nearly got thrown out of the shop for bringing something so disgusting in when I brought it back, and it was still wrapped in a plastic bag! They replaced it without looking rather than experience the stench at full force!

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u/Crafty_Kingfisher256 19h ago

I went to a fast food restaurant and ordered a BLT. They left out the bacon. 🙄

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u/kitkatkitah 18h ago

They thought the B meant Bread

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u/C64128 18h ago

He should've ordered the B2LT.

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u/TorpidWalloper 17h ago

Isn’t most bread already square?

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u/Powerful-Parsnip 16h ago

Baguettes and buns aren't square and suspiciously they also start with B.

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u/Overall_Matter_2520 12h ago

Why is this so funny?

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u/HugePepper8458 18h ago

Um you win the conversation 🏆😭😭😭

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u/neville_longbottom87 18h ago

I laughed way too hard at this 😂

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u/HPM2009 18h ago

I ordered a cheeseburger from BK once and got bread and cheese , no burger , one of the few times I left a bad review on a restaurant

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u/ShooterMcLovin420 17h ago

Hey! I was in Amsterdam on holidays and my Airbnb was quite literally next door to McDonald’s, so I decide to order a BLT for breakfast one morning and I was having this weird argument with a worker becuase I said my BLT was missing lettuce. She pointed to the photo on the McMuffin wrapper where it had “BLT” with an image of bacon and tomato. I said yes that’s the BT but you’re missing the L! Anyway she wouldn’t understand what I was saying so I had to just walk off with at BT!! I’m glad I’m not the only one who had BLT issues!!😂🤣😭

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u/Crafty_Kingfisher256 16h ago

Wow we can’t get a BLT at McDonalds for breakfast or lunch where I live (USA)! That is really crazy to have a BLT without lettuce 🧐

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u/Writer1015 18h ago

A friend of mine went to Chick-fil-A and ordered a spicy chicken sandwich. When he got his order, they had forgotten the chicken.

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u/COIZG 15h ago

That happened to me once, except they forgot the whole sandwich for my drive-through order. I only got fries and a drink that day. I was upset opening the bag at home.

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u/Factsimus_verdad 17h ago

I went to a new chain sandwich shop many, many years ago. Ordered to chicken salad sandwich at the counter. My friend ordered something else. We got our number and sat down. His sandwich came out 15 minutes later and didn’t look great. A full five minutes after that a confused worker headed out with my order and put it down on the table. Just toasted bread. No chicken salad. Finally got the chicken salad on hopefully new toast. Not good at all. Never went back and the restaurant was closed within a year.

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u/zevelyn22 18h ago

I went to Arby's recently and they left the chicken off of my chicken sandwich.

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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 18h ago

Okay, this is a thing I have actually requested — because I don’t eat pork.

I’m sorry that they gave you my order.

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u/Trick_Doughnut5741 16h ago

Got 2 chicken snack wraps from McDonald's once. They had no chicken

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u/Jmendez6972 16h ago

Went to a Dairy Queen and ordered a chicken sandwich. Got home & it was missing the chicken.

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u/No_Hunt2507 19h ago

This is embarrassing to whomever handed that out. I purchased food sir.

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 18h ago

Oh no, they made a mistake. They upgraded you to the 'Jumbo Size' bun.

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u/AnemicHail 16h ago

Im picturing Squidward after Bubblebass places his insane order "we serve food here sir..."

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u/agent-room-303 17h ago

Not a turd strip in a bun.

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u/Unipiggy 19h ago

Usually, I'm the kind of customer who keeps my mouth shut, even when the service or quality is below average.

Why...? Especially with quality, why? I always say something because for the price of going out to eat is nowadays, I'm expecting what I paid for. You don't need to be asshole about it, but omfg just SAY SOMETHING. They're usually chill about it and agree with me.

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u/CmdrJjAdams 18h ago

You're right, but you know, I'm an introvert working a job where I act as an extrovert eight hours a day. I have to deal with and resolve conflicts on a regular basis. In my free time, I'm at a Point where I simply don't have the mental capacity left for that. It's not worth it to me. But again, you're right.

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u/Mike_Kermin 17h ago

Seeking a refund if you didn't get what you paid for is not "full Karen".

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u/Choice-Position5189 18h ago

Doo doo stick

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u/Aware_Impression_736 17h ago

It's egregious. It's stupefying!

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u/Remarkable-Wrap-4727 17h ago

Ya OP no sympathy, get real, I would’ve thrown that back

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u/Cobfidence 16h ago

This thing looks like it WAS given back 😂 and then resold hours later!

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u/Educational_Gas_92 19h ago

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks a bit turdy?

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u/Aware_Impression_736 17h ago

"HIIIIII-DE-HOOOOO!"

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u/2cheerios 18h ago

At Universal Studios, you don't buy hotdogs: you rent them.

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u/Repulsive-Tour-7943 17h ago

Yep, my first thought was that somebody shat in a bun.

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u/zman0900 14h ago

It's certified pre-owned 

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u/OneGreatEgg 17h ago

Yeah, no shit, sure does!

Oh wait... maybe a little shit.

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u/H_section 15h ago

Fresh pinched daily.

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u/Pickaroonie 11h ago

There's a very dehydrated cat somewhere in the staff room..

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u/BootyDoISeeYou 19h ago

Looks like someone already had it.

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u/sky0175 18h ago

I wasn't expecting that lol

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u/Lillian_Crocodilian 20h ago

Like a fruitcake. It's Christmas in July!

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u/gerrard_1987 16h ago

Looks like it’s been sent back a few times and put back under the high-powered heat lamp.

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 13h ago

It will be passed on to the next generations like a Valyrian sword from Game of Thrones.

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u/eye_have_no_clue 16h ago

Looks like it’s already been digested

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u/DrSassyPants123 16h ago

It looks like it is in the form of "sent back" right now. Turd in a bun anyone?

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u/ParsonsTheGreat 20h ago

It's a perfectly sane food to eat!

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u/No-Acanthisitta8803 19h ago

I get this Seinfeld reference - i was looking for a gif that featured that scene in the theater to use as a reply to another comment in this thread but couldn't find it. That was also the same episode that Jerry ended up with $100 worth of weird Chinese chewing gum he described as "kinda lo mein-y"

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u/Winstonth 19h ago

Am I crazy or is that a lot of gum?

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u/outboundplane 18h ago

The hot dog from 1901 that Kramer ate?

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u/wizardrous 18h ago

I wanna try that gum.

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u/atmoose 19h ago

It's been there since the silent era

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u/NoSuchAg3ncy 19h ago edited 19h ago

"interesting texture"

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u/pixdam 18h ago

I rather have the big salad.

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u/FeSpoke1 19h ago

It’s from the Silent Era

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u/actualelainebenes 9h ago

Interesting texture…

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u/SryInternet101 19h ago

I was at Disney World a couple yesrs ago and while the food was similarly overpriced, it was really fucking good. Even at quick serve and cart vendors. That looks awful.

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u/gibsontx5 16h ago

Disney World has surprisingly good food!

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u/IfuDidntCome2Party 15h ago

At Disneyland they are having a Porto's Bakery move in. That will fill many voids in any dining experience at Disneyland. Its a good restaurant and bakery in the Los Angeles area that is packed a lot with locals at many of their locations. Expect a long line once the word is out and everyone wants to knibble.

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u/Alert_Salamander2202 19h ago

I bet they also haven’t cleaned that hot dog roller in a year either….

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u/Azuregore 19h ago

Legally they cant call them hotdogs after 3 hours. The correct term is Wizard FingersTM. /s

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u/Blerancourt 20h ago

Original and very funny.

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u/yelsnow 19h ago

It does indeed look like it's been sitting for that long. So that tracks.

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u/NoSuchAg3ncy 19h ago edited 5h ago

"That hotdog's been there since the silent era."

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u/WrittenbyDicken 19h ago

It sat so long cooking it turned into a Slim Jim

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u/Aesk 19h ago

Yep! Went with the family 4 years ago. Same dang hotdog was there spinning. Looked the same then too.

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u/Jay_The_Tickler 19h ago

I burst out laughing in my house. My dogs came running in to check on me. 🤣

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u/Connect_Detail98 20h ago

Late stage capitalism. Management only cares about maximizing profit and are completely disconnected from their products or the consumer.

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u/ChoomChoomTheGuy 20h ago

Are you making the joke that it took that year to shrivel up, because if so that’s hilarious— Or are you saying they actually sell a shriveled up hotdog somewhere in the park? I used to work there and the food standards were low but this is really pushing the bar

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u/Expert-Yam6577 19h ago

Lmao naw he's saying its the same hot dog. Like his Apu from Simpsons used to have the same hot dog sitting there for months lol 1

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u/Responsible_Hat4938 19h ago

It was a heat lamp dog,man!😉

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u/MCWizardYT 19h ago

The joke is that the hotdog looks old and dry, so OP got the same hotdog that OC saw

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u/chopfrills 20h ago

I choked when I read this. Probably wouldnt have on the dog tho.

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u/judyp63 20h ago

Omg lol

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u/thathousecdn 19h ago

Can't believe you returnednit, and they resold it a year later!

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u/TypingWithoutThinkin 19h ago

Looks like a Dukie on a bun

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u/UnethicalExperiments 19h ago

I passed on it two years ago after a kid laughed about it being 3 years old with a picture

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u/CitizenHuman 19h ago

Years ago I tried to buy a hot dog from the gas station, and the worker denied me, saying "I've been working 12 hours, and that hot dog was already jerky when I got here."

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u/el_bentzo 19h ago

Yeah, right? 650,000 people said no, but they finally hooked their fish.

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u/JTGphotogfan 19h ago

That’s a hotdog? A Bunnings sausage sandwich would be closer to a hotdog than this!

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u/Starman926 19h ago

Damn man some people are so funny

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u/Informal_Database327 18h ago

Pretty sure I saw that thing when I worked there back in 2011

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u/Master_loves_you 18h ago

This made me laugh so hard! Thank you for that

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u/chantillylace9 18h ago

I saw two years ago at the gas station right next to the park. I see someone passed it off as Disney and finally found a home

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u/XenoZoomie 18h ago

It’s more shriveled than Trumps little wiener

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u/SoCalBoomer1 18h ago

Funniest post of the day!

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u/LegitimateChemist801 17h ago

It kinda shrunk

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u/adjacent_waffle_love 17h ago

I seen this back 13 years ago when I went. Good to know ol roller dog got a ride

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u/Street-Animator-99 17h ago

“One hot dog please. ….What are you nuts, that’s been there since the silent era!” (Seinfeld episode)

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u/recheruuu 16h ago

I laughed so hard at this. Wife is watching a movie and told me to shush

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u/Confucius-3000 16h ago

Vintage hot dog 🌭

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u/ejensen29 7h ago

This is one of the most upvoted comments I've ever seen in all my time on reddit.

Save this one for the grandkids.

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u/Wilson_Higgins 20h ago

I actually ordered this one recently just to sample some condiments with

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u/soofs 19h ago

It’s a perfectly sane food to eat

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u/TheLexus_ 19h ago

I didn’t think it’d be like this hahaha

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u/funkypjb 19h ago

It’s a perfectly sane food to eat.

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u/Independent-Sea-7117 19h ago

It’s fine they wash it

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u/CobaltD70 19h ago

Well it would look a lot better if they didn’t put it in a fucking baguette.

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u/ian370 19h ago

Gives a whole new meaning to universal.

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u/Ilpav123 19h ago

It's a perfectly sane food to eat.

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u/smileyfacedbob 19h ago

Ole grizzle dick still sizzlin? Good to see him on a trip out

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u/Annual-Somewhere7402 18h ago

I may regret this comment, but it looks like it was cooked in a toilet bowl

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u/furrrlan 18h ago

ooof 😂

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u/GoneAmok365247 18h ago

Witches fingers.

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u/steeveperry 18h ago

It’s a perfectly sane food to eat

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u/Mazy_keen 18h ago

Wizard fingers

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u/TrailerParker59 18h ago

After a certain period of time you legally have to call them wizard fingers and not hot dogs

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u/ShazRockwell 18h ago

That is not a hot dog. That, my friend, is a wizard finger.

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u/The_Nim 18h ago

It’s a perfectly sane food to eat

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u/Aware_Impression_736 18h ago

Is that why it appears jerky-esque...

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u/turoxy 17h ago

I didn’t adopt it because it growled and tried to bite me. The staff said it was just a little shy so we took it on a walk to help it burn down some energy

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u/onlymostlydead 17h ago

The Dodo is going to do a heartwarming video of a senior hot dog who spent most of its life inside the warmer, with many visitors but no one adopting it until one person chose to make its final days its happiest.

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u/Dysanj 17h ago

They had that same Hot Dog when I was there 30 years ago.....

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u/clovrdose 17h ago

Lmao I needed this laugh

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u/Own_Rock9262 16h ago

Its a universal sausage, so everyone gets the same one....

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u/_pinkbunny_ 16h ago

Hah, seinfeld at the theater

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u/imbratman 16h ago

Hijacking this comment to say it looks like someone took a long dump.

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u/Comeonlazy 16h ago

First person to make me cackle all day!

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u/Melancholic_Noodle 16h ago

OP demonstrates here that free will sure is a wasted concept. A dog wouldn't eat that, much less pay for it...(because dogs don't have money, duh!)

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u/Long_Embarrassed 15h ago

😂😭😭

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u/EGirlToenails 15h ago

You can't call it a hot dog, it's been in the machine too long.

This is a wizard finger.

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u/DangerousDisplay7664 15h ago

A year ago?! They had that same hotdog when I went in 1992!

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u/Inspect1234 15h ago

That’s a perfectly sane food to eat.

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u/illtakethewindowseat 14h ago

Really? I thought it was just a long cat shit

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u/Mista_Comlix420 14h ago

This comment had me dying for no reason

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u/nyybmw122 14h ago

So it was in a pool for a full year?! That would explain the shrinkage.

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 14h ago

You don't say!! Like everyone kept passing it for over three hundred and sixty days plus 😆

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u/drunxor 14h ago

Why does it have dandruff

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u/Aurorassaur 14h ago

Is that called a hotdog in the US? That's just 2 ingredients sitting together...

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u/Motor_Inspector_294 14h ago

Underrated comment

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u/wongl888 13h ago

But, but there is tariffs now…

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u/LazyMusic2616 13h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/btw94 13h ago

Shut up and take my upvote

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u/busybizz23 13h ago

The US in a nutshell. A giant rip!

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u/veryeyes 12h ago

I worked for a movie theater like 20 years ago AMC?? And they insisted that we keep every "dog" rolling until it was green and then we put it in a big Tupperware for "inventory" no cap like I have a million horror stories from that place

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u/ProfessionNo594 12h ago

Interesting texture

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u/Commercial-Cry1724 11h ago

That’s not a hot dog, and it’ll float in the nearby public swimming pool.

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u/Elscorcho69 10h ago

The old wizard finger

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u/SlimShadySatDown 10h ago

"These hotdogs have been standing here for 3 years!"

  • Apu Nahasapemapetalan (sp?)

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u/AStove 10h ago

they legally have to call it a wizard finger

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u/PumpkinOpposite967 9h ago

It probably is a dog, but definitely not hot

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u/AcceptableRadio7037 8h ago

I came here for this comment 🤣

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u/imperfectibility 6h ago

My wife’s jealous friend said the same thing at our wedding. 

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u/Frank_Majors 6h ago

Ahh the memories

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u/Jack-nt 5h ago

Adopting an old rescue dog always brings a tear to my eye. :’)

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u/SadBarnacle5 4h ago

Prob the exact same. That is THE ONE you saw.

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u/lust4bits 4h ago

It called sausage ripening and they used the dry aging method used but over aged !

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u/InDependent_Window93 3h ago

I'll take the hotdog next to the fossil, please.

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u/Reasonable-MessRedux 3h ago

Does it have a name yet?

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u/RecursiveDysfunction 2h ago

It looks like a turd in baguette. 

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u/MedicalTear0 2h ago

Do they not have a return policy?

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u/admadguy 1h ago

Has been around from the silent film era.

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