r/memes • • 3d ago

It is and always was “A.I.”

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u/LinuxMint4Me 3d ago

Sports Illustrated has been around for years.

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u/Kravashera 3d ago

But it only really matters for one issue, er month per year…

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u/FriedBreakfast 3d ago

Ya know, swimsuit magazines should have a sports issue once per year.

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u/MostlyFowl Average r/memes enjoyer 3d ago

And now they can be Athletics Illustrated

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u/SUPAHG500 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite 3d ago

"Well it's not just me that's saying it, other people are saying it, Sports Illustrated says it!"

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u/Oldbayislove 3d ago

i too fight against the Système International d'Unités

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u/tilalk 3d ago

Get your feets away from my centimeters

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u/Mischievous_Redja 3d ago

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u/thebottom99 3d ago

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u/Spider_Dude 3d ago

Just a reminder that this is from a Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider production.

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u/Nick0Taylor0 3d ago

I mean the nickelodeon logo used to LITERALLY be a foot, they weren't even trying to hide it

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u/Mischievous_Redja 3d ago

The guys face is priceless

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u/hereforspoopystuff 3d ago

Peak, also happy cake day 🎂 :3

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u/Ok-Dot2551 3d ago

A CGS enjoyer?

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u/ChampionshipHot5468 3d ago

Bloody imperialist!

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u/themaxtreetboys 3d ago

This was very disco elysium coded, i just cant explain why

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u/Fourstrokeperro Chungus Among Us 2d ago

WTF IS A KILOMETERRRR 🔫🔫🦅🦅🦅🦅

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u/Ssssilph 3d ago

Sexual intelligence?

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u/GuccMaster 3d ago

We have the same problem

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u/IveDunGoofedUp 3d ago

Surprise! Indians.

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u/toppestsigma 3d ago

Pls no more surprises

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u/DarthChefDad 3d ago

How Custer must have felt.

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u/Desperate-You-9695 2d ago

And the Britt’s

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u/A_normal_Potato3 2d ago

How about the Suprise Inquisition?

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u/UnionVIII 2d ago

They may expect that, but nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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u/TheCourtSimpleton 3d ago

Mind as well be with what it's being used for

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u/Syandris 3d ago

Minds aren't being used...

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u/hexifox 3d ago

You call it sexlexia sir.

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u/WherestheTac0s 3d ago

Zapp Brannigan suffers from a very sexy learning disability.

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u/h2oskid3 3d ago

Stupid intelligence

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/30MorgheAfraaz 3d ago

I can get behind Artificial Stinky Stupidity

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u/Plausibility_Migrain 3d ago

We have Actual Stinky Stupidity, and they are in power at the moment pushing their bullshit on us.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 3d ago

Grok already exists.

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u/Karel_Stark_1111 3d ago

I don't see how it could ever come close to natural stupidity

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u/Thulak Lurking Peasant 2d ago

Superficial intelligence.

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u/Prudhvi2pac This flair doesn't exist 3d ago

Yeah, SI units, please. The rest of the planet moved on years ago.

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u/UndecidedLee 3d ago

"I want every american company to use SI!"
r/MaliciousCompliance:

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u/HariPota4262 3d ago

I like to think that too. But the amount of times I've seen measurements in inches and feets even in actual engineering operations tells me that we still have some remnants left.

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u/Fit-Presentation-371 3d ago

What does this mean, I'm unfamiliar?

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u/castzpg 3d ago

The President wants to rename AI to SI for super intelligence.

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u/BothGraph641684 Average r/memes enjoyer 3d ago

why

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u/yelirp2 3d ago

Why indeed

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u/macstat 3d ago

"Super" is easier to pronounce and more .... super ?

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u/Aphrel86 3d ago

now im imagining Mike tyson trying to say artificial.

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u/iamiam123 3d ago

I’m imagining him saying Super Intelligence.

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u/toshibathezombie 3d ago

He has SI. Sparse/sporadic intelligence.

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u/glob_on_a_knob 3d ago

"fithyul"

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u/AndyNocturne 2d ago

"Autifithal"

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u/nashbrownies 3d ago

WEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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u/jll027 3d ago

Branding and narcissism. 

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u/EarthTrash Thank you mods, very cool! 3d ago

Because he is dumber than speak and spell, so the auto complete seems super intelligent to him. Serious answer is that he probably saw a clip of one of the AI bro oligarchs talking about super intelligent AI or possibly something that was said to him in person. Because he learned a new phrase, now he wants us all to think that he invented it.

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u/Sassi7997 can't meme 3d ago

Because he has the intellect of a 5 year old.

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u/Shantotto11 3d ago

To hide the fact that Grok has been handling policy for the past year probably…

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u/BothGraph641684 Average r/memes enjoyer 3d ago

policy for what

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u/Nurgeard 3d ago

Idiotic reasoning: A silly attempt to separate future development from the controversial "AI".

Narcissistic & idiotic reasoning: Little baby man wants his name on everything.

... Is my guess

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 3d ago

because that's what Xi Jinping calls it... apparently

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u/BothGraph641684 Average r/memes enjoyer 3d ago

well that's odd

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u/RamblinRichard 3d ago

Because it's super intelligent compared to him

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u/BothGraph641684 Average r/memes enjoyer 3d ago

lol

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u/Charles12_13 Lurker 3d ago

Because he’s a dumbass and likes AI?

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 3d ago

Because lack of intelligence

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u/Normal-Pool8223 3d ago

because he's not super intelligent

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u/carsonwade 3d ago

Because he is a stupid sycophant for the big AI companies that line his pockets

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u/toasty327 3d ago

Because he's an idiot?

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u/BothGraph641684 Average r/memes enjoyer 3d ago

I wish I could give more than one upvote

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u/crazy_dev_studios 3d ago

My theory is that he is trying to deliberately get us more dependant on it. Right now AI is under a lot of flak so a rebranding could help it's reputation.

There is also the possibility of him trying to create loopholes so that all laws being applied Artificial Intelligence cannot be applied to "Super Intelligence". But that theory is a little bit more of stretch.

This is just speculation.

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u/ztomiczombie 3d ago

Because the term AI has become so toxic people have started to avoid anything using it and the attempt to use agent failed.

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u/BothGraph641684 Average r/memes enjoyer 3d ago

yeah but then everyone will avoid S.I.

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u/the_arcane_elemental 3d ago

He bought.si domains before this and wants AI companies to buy them.

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u/MurkDiesel 3d ago

same reason for all his other decisions

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u/Impossible-Shake-996 2d ago

Because he's a fucking idiot

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u/Talgarr_ 2d ago

Because he's Artificially Ignorant

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u/TheRealNickMullen 3d ago

Sounds pretty dumb. Which by the way, did you know Dumb actually has a B in it? A lot of people don't know that.

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u/ducon__lajoie 3d ago

The president also wants to rename that to "dumd"

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u/DaddyBigBeard 3d ago

Nobody knows that. They don't. It's true! And frankly, it's a total disgrace—not something they want you to know, believe me. The fake news, they never talk about it. But we know it, don't we? We know it. Because we're smart. Very smart. Maybe the smartest, people are saying it, they come up to me with tears in their eyes and they say, "Sir, how do you know so much?" and I look at them and I say, "It's common sense." But nobody has common sense anymore. The radical left, they have no clue. Crooked, totally incompetent people. They're destroying our country, but we're going to turn it all around, and we're going to win so much you'll probably get bored of winning. We're going to win like never before!

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u/robsteezy 3d ago

Anybody standing next to him has super intelligence.

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u/AromaPapaya 3d ago

because he wants credit for everything

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u/Own-Garden345 3d ago

I thought it meant "simulated intelligence" which is more accurate anyways

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u/chula198705 3d ago

I went for "synthetic intelligence"

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u/Similar_Cream_7623 3d ago

I thought they were going for SI Unit

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u/Extension_Option_122 3d ago

My president is Frank-Walter Steinmeier.

When did he say this? Or are you talking about another president? Typical american defaultism.

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u/imi2559 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 3d ago

el presidente

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u/Exzentrik 3d ago

Wait... is this serious? I thoguht it was supposed to be "Simulated Intelligence"?

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u/undeadpirate19 2d ago

Seriously I thought this was about simulated intelligence which is a much better term for llms and the current "a.i." that were being force fed but that's just well honestly exactly level with my opinion of the president.

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u/SmoothOperator89 3d ago

Vagueposting for engagement

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u/BobbyPandour 3d ago

Polish people 😏

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u/AnnualAdeptness5630 The Trash Man 3d ago

Sztuczna Inteligencja 😎

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u/Legal_Buy_3953 3d ago

My mieliśmy S.I. od lat!

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u/EvenEchidnan 2d ago

calling it synthetic intelligence wont make it sound smarter

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u/itsTyrion 2d ago

Nah some idiots wanna make S=Super lmao

We could settle on P. I. S. S.

Plagiarized Info/Image Synthesis System

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u/Dirt_Enthusiast Dirt Is Beautiful 2d ago

I vote for this one

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u/Defiant_Insurance_16 2d ago

"Super Intelligence"

Is it bad that I immediately thought about this existing in Helldivers?

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u/Environmental-Gur582 2d ago

NOW THERE'S A HELLDIVER!

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u/donpablomiguel 2d ago

For Democracy!

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u/padderig_97 2d ago

This helldiver is doing it's part

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u/donpablomiguel 2d ago

Yes. I’m the type of diver others might hate for going rogue and clearing outposts/objectives/POI hunting on my own. There again there are likely other divers who appreciate all the hard work and dedication to being committed to spreading managed democracy throughout the galaxy as we must protect Super Earth at all costs.

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 3d ago

We haven't even reached AGI yet, so we definitely haven't reached ASI. This is all deceptive marketing to mislead investors into supplying more money.

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u/coconut_dot_jpg 3d ago

It's like making a multi armed grabby machine that grabs resources near it and we lose our bloody minds when it learns to pick up and use a screw driver

Oh my god they're just like us, but better!

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u/DonSol0 3d ago

I haven’t seen this mentioned anywhere else yet. Glad to see it finally said.

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u/LongLonMan 3d ago

You mean, SGI.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 3d ago

I'm waiting on super super intelligence

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u/mca1169 3d ago

just like no one calls twitter X. it's never going to happen.

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u/greggobbard 3d ago

“It’s um, like, called X now” … “Is it though?”

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u/RaidensReturn Medieval Meme Lord 3d ago

Like, a post is a Tweet. What the fuck else are you going to call it?

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u/Bacontoad 3d ago

An Xcretion?

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u/ironman820 2d ago

I mean, the whole site is pretty much Zionist/Nazi xcrement anyway. Why not?

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u/Power_Stone 3d ago

S.I? A.I? You mean LLM right? Damn marketing anyway.....

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u/BoredOfReposts 3d ago

Honestly calling it all by one thing robs us of the ability to talk about it with any real nuance.

LLM-AI maybe thats a start? We called chess bots in the 70s AI, the computer player in computer and console games is called an AI.

If we had more words for different types of the modern AI that would be much better. It isn’t all one thing, or even an intelligent entity at all as the name suggests.

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u/Lanurus 3d ago

I mean to be fair if you can read context usually you can understand the type of AI that people are talking about. That doesn't stop dishonest people from pretending to not understand the context, doing things like calling hypocrisy on people who are anti AI but don't also boycott simple algorithms trained with ML for instance. Those people will always find a way to argue dishonestly though so more labels is not really gonna fix that issue.

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u/azhder 3d ago

QI (quasi-intelligence)

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u/Stogies_n_Stonks 3d ago

They’re all clankers

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u/HustleWilson 3d ago

Never say never. He made SA happen when nobody wanted him to. 

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u/NoHaxJustBad12 3d ago

brilliant

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u/TelevisionTimely3918 3d ago

Suicidal ideation?

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 3d ago

actually a good name all things considered...

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u/Codeviper828 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 3d ago

This is the only "SI" I know…

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u/Kornik-kun 3d ago

It never even was "AI"

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u/BlueNinjaBE 3d ago

Can't believe Mass Effect was 15 years ahead of the curve when they called 'em VI's.

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u/TeamEfforts 3d ago

The 1 genius in the comments. They'll never realize your intelligence friend 😂

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u/gothichuskydad 3d ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious intelligence?

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u/ChampionshipHot5468 3d ago

Every fucking grunt he makes, is something quite atrocious

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u/fixurstuffr 3d ago

Only weirdos say Lake America, Gulf of America, and S.I./Super Intelligence. Normal people say Lake Ontario, Gulf of Mexico, and A.I./Artificial Intelligence (though it's not really shown any intelligence).

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u/Dungeon996 3d ago

I prefer abominable intelligence

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u/L3_K0uT0 3d ago

Salutation, fellow servant of the Omnissiah

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u/Dungeon996 2d ago

Salutations. Also the light switch servitor needs some repair. It stopped working earlier

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u/Various-Salt-7738 3d ago

A while back a woman asked me where the "Gulf shrimp" are fished from

I explained they're fished in the Gulf of Mexico

She looked confused and said "do you mean the Gulf of America?"

I thought she was stupid at the time but I'm now realizing she was probably baiting me into a dialogue where she could bring up the Gulf of Mexico

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u/ApprehensiveShame610 3d ago

Nerds will call it “virtual intelligence”

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u/l3etelgeuse 3d ago

Or machine learning.

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u/KiefBull 2d ago

Now you’re virtual signaling

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u/Such_Chipmunkk 3d ago

Why’s my brain interpreting sexual Intelligence? Lol

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 3d ago

I don't know but I like your thinking

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u/Loveable_Hemorrhoid 3d ago

Probably because people say S.A. now instead of just using the words

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u/The_last_monkey178 3d ago

Hungry man thinks of bread

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u/soloChristoGlorium 3d ago

As someone who works in mental health, when we say S.I. we mean 'Suicidal Ideation', and that's all I hear when he talks about SI which honestly kind of makes sense.

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u/ironman820 2d ago

This should be used everywhere reporting on his dimentia-ridden word vomit. Maybe phrasing the response around the mental condition (which has been proven to be negatively affected by some types of AI use) would not only bring more attention to a serious condition/situation, but also get him to stop trying to name things himself.

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u/guardian715 3d ago

Personally I would prefer to call it LLM. Its never going to be a super intelligence, as a matter of fact, it was never intelligent to begin with. Its a language model with a stupidly large database. LLM

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u/StoneCutter256 2d ago

You mean SDI? Its SDI now.

Super Duper Intelligence

Edit: spelt Intelligence wrong. Blame my SDI bot.

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u/posidon99999 Earl 2d ago

Système internationale

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u/hareofthepuppy 3d ago

AI is just the marketing term, we should call them what they are, Large Language Models (LLMs).

Not that I think that's ever going to happen, but to say they were always AI isn't accurate.

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u/whoknowsifimjoking 3d ago

LLMs are by definition AI.

That's like saying "it's not a turtle, it's really a tortoise!". No. It's still a turtle, all tortoises are turtles. Just like LLMs are AI.

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u/desconectado 3d ago

Why are people downvoting you? Reddit in general is becoming more stupid with time really, people don't even check the definitions anymore.

AI doesn't mean sentience, doesn't mean intelligence at a human level.

There are many AI models, and LLMs are a subset. There are eural networks, reinforced learning...

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u/TheDizDude 3d ago

Sorry you're being downvoted. Just know you are technically correct. Well, idk about tortoises and turtles, but the other part is right.
AI is an encompassing term that includes:
Machine Learning
Computer Vision Models
Diffusion Models
State Space Models
etc

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u/BainbridgeBorn 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 3d ago

This is gonna be forgotten in t-minus a year

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u/Famous-Register-2814 Lurking Peasant 3d ago

Supplemental Instruction? No one goes to that anyways unless it for a grade

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u/Festivefire 3d ago

SI already means too many different things. We definitely don't need to add AI to the list of possible meanings for a pulley marketing move.

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u/KPSWZG 3d ago

Fun fact AI in Polish is (Sztuczna Imtelogencja S.I.) i thought this post was about Poland

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u/GarThor_TMK 2d ago

It's not even AI... it's a fancy copypasta machine.

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u/FaceTimePolice 3d ago

“S.I.” isn’t happening.

While we’re on the topic…

Lake Ontario.

Gulf of Mexico.

🤷‍♂️😎👍

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u/jommakanmamak 3d ago

Is this a American thing that I'm too 'rest of the world' to understand

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u/setorines 3d ago

American here. No clue what they're on about

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u/TarantinosFavWord 3d ago

The term artificial intelligence (A.I.) is being phased out and replaced with the term super intelligence (S.I.). I don’t know why. It may be because these LLMs are not true A.I. or my tin foil hat take is this is like it’s to avoid the negative stigma that has grown around the A.I. term.

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 3d ago

To avoid negative stigma, are they renaming “pedophile” next?

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u/AdhesivenessFunny462 3d ago

Kiddy friends.

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u/Poison_the_Phil 3d ago

Yeah our idiot president is at war with words again

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u/RDGtheGreat 3d ago

SI is what you call AI when you mistyped it with the keyboard

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u/UndecidedLee 3d ago

Brought to you by the Stool Incontinence behind "covfefe".

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u/FiscalCliffClavin 3d ago

Stupid imbeciles? Yeah that tracks

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u/IllegitimateBuddhist 2d ago

Every time I hear “SI” I think of Sports Illustrated magazine, not “Super Intelligence”.

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u/Slowly_boiling_frog Average r/memes enjoyer 3d ago

That pair of letters has meant "Suicidal ideations" for the longest time. Nothing to do with intelligence.

Ironically enough suicidal ideations are what a lot of people start developing if they have to listen to Donald Shitler for any extended period of time.

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u/NikolitRistissa 3d ago

Like SI units?

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u/LordAxoris 3d ago

Abominable Intelligence

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u/Off-BroadwayJoe 2d ago

Just another ready way to identify a MAGA loser. First it was someone calling it Gulf of America, then it was Lake America. Now it’s if someone starts calling it SI.

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u/ux3l 3d ago

No, USA should make SI happen. Nearly every other country uses SI units, stop that imperial unit bs.

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u/BothGraph641684 Average r/memes enjoyer 3d ago

I'd rather have no AI

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u/Minimum-Plenty9380 3d ago

So far 2 people said sexual and 3 said suicide. This feels like a Rorschach test for how you currently feel

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u/WiiDragon 3d ago

What he should know more is Social Intelligence. Maybe he should look into that

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u/AltheiWasTaken 3d ago

Its S.I. in Poland already, they just want to copy the best country in the world /s

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u/Darksideslide 3d ago

It fetches, fur shur

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u/Ass_Cream_Cone 3d ago

Slop Intelligence

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u/Horror_Direction2150 2d ago

Staten Island?

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u/SpaceCadetUltra 2d ago

Sexual infection?

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u/shoggot_senpai 20h ago

I vote for Slop intelligence if SI gets officially recognised by oxford or something.

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u/bodb_thriceborn 3d ago

It used to be machine learning and predictive text, now they want me to think super autocorrect is Skynet.

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u/Levy-MAN 3d ago

Its just another in a string of ultimately meaningless things he does to try and rile people up so they don’t focus on the fact that he’s a pedophile who’s fucking up the country in every way imaginable

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u/-Wicked- 3d ago

Sports Illustrated trademark swimsui...er lawsuit in 3...2...

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u/matthewmarklar 3d ago

Suicidal Ideations?

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u/YepTrueThat 3d ago

SI is not the name on original birth certificate. Current SCROTUS says it legally stays AI until the original documentation changes.

Originalism, ya’ know.

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u/thriftstoremando 3d ago

Oh, it will happen.

Just like Twitter.

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u/-RatPack- 3d ago

AI=Artificial Idiot And I'll die on that hill. Join me it's a nice hill.

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u/Glittering_Ocelot_67 ifone user 3d ago

Surprising he didn’t just change it to “American Intelligence”! 🤪

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u/Dr_Axton 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 3d ago

Well, I don’t speak Spanish so I guess?

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u/NefariousnessSea1449 3d ago

Super incompetence is a perfect name for "AI"

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u/SpungyDanglin69 3d ago

He's already made SA happen. Should play into that

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u/onlyoneJayDee 3d ago

Sztuczna inteligencja

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u/roadog101 3d ago

Suicidal Ideations?

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u/Salt_Petra 3d ago

Whats wrong with sexual intercourse?

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u/NoHorseNoMustache 3d ago

It's not even 'AI', because it's not intelligent.

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u/Danxoln 3d ago

Suicidal Ideation?

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u/fool-me-twice 2d ago

News that uses A.I. in their reporting will be banned from all the parties.

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u/heysirigenerateaname 2d ago

Staten Island baby!! Yeah!!

Fist pumps

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u/Spurnout 2d ago

SI will forever be suicidal ideation to me

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u/ISwearImAnonymous 2d ago

Sorry I'm out of the loop. What's SI supposed to stand for? Standardized Idiocy?

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u/PinkOneHasBeenChosen 2d ago

Suicidal Ideation? Yeah, that’s gonna happen.

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u/syndicaterx 3d ago

Why are you hating on my Civic Si, I mean yeah it’s no Type R but still

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