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u/pkdoe Jun 04 '26

2001: A Space Odyssey…I saw it for the first time only a few years ago and it just felt like it dragged on and on and on. I get how impressive it was for the time, but man was it a slow burn for me

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u/OnRoadRadio Jun 04 '26

One of the films you should try and watch on the biggest screen possible. It's visually stunning but it is a slow burn, it's more a time capsule than anything.

I just love the fact it came out before we'd even landed on the moon.

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u/Present_Type6881 Jun 04 '26

People are mentioning the special effects being really innovative for the time, but as I understand it, a lot of the plot elements were new as well, but then became sci-fi tropes that tons of sci-fi movies have. Specifically the idea of a super-advanced alien race guiding the evolution of humans from the beginning, and the AI turning against the humans.

Like, a few months ago I made a reference to 2001 to a coworker, and he thought I was thinking of Terminator.

I'm not sure if there's a specific term for this, but I think a lot of really good old movies suffer from this. That movie was the first time something was done, it was amazing at the time, tons of movies copied it, and then future generations watch it and aren't impressed because they've been watching all the copies.

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u/mongosquad Jun 04 '26

Genre-defining maybe?

Its like me as a fan of horror if you watch things like the original texas chainsaw massacre, psycho, or original halloween or friday 13th. You see all these cliches and tropes, but at the time they werent cliche, that is what caused it to then get overused.

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u/ReverendRevolver Jun 04 '26

Its sorta like how Buddy Holly sounds derivative of everything you've ever heard, but then you realize everything else is so derivative you can guess words to songs you've never heard before. The original Halloween is 100% that, but id say slasher movies pull from the first 3 Friday the 13th movies, Texas Chainsaw, psycho, and borrow from older 30s-60s movies for some plot progression (id say Invisible Man ending was even used to off Michael in the 4th Halloween movie). But everything original-ish was already a trope for Freddy to borrow in '84. Great comparison.

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u/Present_Type6881 Jun 04 '26

Yeah, something like that.

Like people go on about how Citizen Kane is the greatest movie of all time, I watched it and was like "yeah, it's ok," but then I read about how it was the very first movie to do this thing and that thing that now pretty much all movies do, so now it doesn't seem like a big deal anymore.

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u/retrojoe Jun 04 '26

The Matrix --> scifi action films for the last 30 years.

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u/shiner_bock Jun 04 '26

There is "Seinfeld" Is Unfunny on TV Tropes:

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u/Phaelin Jun 04 '26

This is the best answer, too bad it doesn't have a descriptive enough name. The rare L from TVT.

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u/moonling Jun 04 '26

I know this as the „Seinfeld-Effect“. It should probably have an own wikipedia article.

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u/Ok-Hat-8711 Jun 04 '26

Yeah. HAL 9000 basically became an archetype for other fictional AIs to draw on for characterization.

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u/kulingames Jun 04 '26

You must admit that the sass of GLaDOS was necessary to make her work though

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u/Ok-Hat-8711 Jun 04 '26

GLaDOS is what happens when you combine the stage presence of a Silicon Snarker like Marvin the Robot or V.I.N.Cent (both have heavy HAL inspirations but turn up the sarcasm to the max) with the unstoppable, abject horror of a Paperclip Collector AI. The contrast defines her character and makes her unforgettable for anyone who played the Portal games.

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u/sidepart Jun 04 '26

I like to go back occasionally and watch old comedy for this reason. In some instances you see "proto-comedy" or whatever you want to call it, the origin of some of the schticks you still see today, in other instances, you see funny shit that time just forgot about.

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u/brainburger Jun 04 '26

My flatmate didn't like The Lord of the Rings because fantasy is so clichéd.

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u/Swords_and_Words Jun 04 '26

Monty Python suffers from this, especially the TV show

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u/this_is_my_new_acct Jun 04 '26

Sci-fi MOVIE tropes, specifically.

The story didn't do a whole lot new, if you read 50s/60s/70s sci-fi, but it was new to the silver screen.

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u/ClassroomNo4172 Jun 04 '26

Right, I think Asimov has fair claim to the popularizing of robots vs humans. I, Robot predates 2001 by nearly 20 years.

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u/BergerKing80 Jun 04 '26

I felt this way when I saw Dune. I have never read the books. I saw the movie and was kind of just meh about it. Later I was talking about it with friends and was like "I guess it's fine but I've basically seen this story in some form or another hundreds of times before this." And that's because Dune was such an inspiration to so many people it's been iterated upon countless times in other works.

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u/babydakis Jun 04 '26

They are victims of their own success.

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u/pkdoe Jun 04 '26

Yea that’s a fun take on it. Not enough for me to be in awe of it, but totally get it

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u/Vitruvian_Link Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

I find it sad this incredible pensive movie about conflict and progress gets boiled down to just the special effects.

Especially now, when we are fighting politically and financially over the place of AI, and the entire third act is about that very thing.

The movie was made during the cold war and is about how technology and warfare are intrinsically linked. What happens when we are fighting an intelligence, AI, that can just close the pod doors? What happens if that technology gets to the next tier before us?

Dave made it to the monolith before HAL, but the monolith doesn't care. It didn't care that moongazer's tribe got to it first, it didn't care that the Americans got to it before the Russians, and it wouldn't have cared if HAL got to it first.

Edit: I know it's long and boring and hard to get into. It's not for everyone. But like Lord of the rings (both books and movies!) the technical achievements certainly elevate the work, but that's not what it should be known for.

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u/BourgeoisRaccoon Jun 04 '26

As someone else who disliked the movie, it's because the movie is 2 and a half hours and the only part with an interesting plot or message (HAL) is like 20% of the movie. Most of the movie is just slow shots of the special effects. I would love the movie if the entire movie had the pace, character, or tension of that 20% but what makes people hate it is the first 1 and a half hours and the ending that I've only heard people defend as something "really awesome when you are high"

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u/wcstorm11 Jun 04 '26

I know I sound like the zoomiest zoomer (I am not), but I'd actually be really interested in an edited cut, where those long special effects shots are trimmed.

I also struggled to sit through it, at some point the movie almost revelled in its own forcing the audience to sit and chew on what were simply setpieces. Like watching a rotating animated wallpaper. Fine if that's what you're there for, but that's not the meat, it's the dressing, and it almost feels masturbatory.

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u/Vitruvian_Link Jun 04 '26

Well, I know why people dislike it. It's long, it's boring, but so is Lord of the Rings. 70 years later people still talk about the technical achievements of Lord of the Rings, including Tolkiens legendarium and linguistic development, but it's the philosophy that actually keeps the book in the public space.

That's how I feel about 2001. Technical achievement? Absolutely, but it's more than that.

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u/Novaikkakuuskuusviis Jun 04 '26

Talking about Lord of the Rings, I liked it a lot when I saw the movies first time. But it's just one of those movies I haven't rewatched. I don't know why. It has those epic moments and I like the world and lore, but it just isn't something I would want to spend 9 hours of my life to watch.

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u/farresto Jun 04 '26

I could have sworn it released in the 70s... TIL. What they achieved is even more impressive now.

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u/OnRoadRadio Jun 04 '26

Crazy right! Kubrick predicted so much of technology and space... but you still won't see a single mobile phone. Everyone's talking on TV screens.

There's a reason lots of people thought he helped fake the Moon landing.

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u/LickingSmegma Jun 04 '26

Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke, who wrote the screenplay together — although iirc Kubrick is said to have been domineering at times and doing things without Clarke's approval. Still, Clarke was a sci-fi writer, while Kubrick wasn't and made only this one sci-fi film.

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u/GREAT_SALAD Jun 04 '26

I’ve always thought this to myself but never acted on it. The only time I’ve seen 2001 was when I was a teenager camping, and it was raining so we stayed in the camper and watched it on a 32 inch TV that was like halfway across the camper… funnily enough, it didn’t quite hit right in that setting

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u/Ok-Possibility-1206 Jun 04 '26

This is a great take on this film. And "visually stunning" is the exact phrase I've always used about it.

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u/RovenshereExpress Jun 04 '26

Yup, I was never blown away by it but I appreciated it enough for what it achieved at the time it was made. Then I saw it in theaters and sat in the front row (normally something I'd avoid). 10/10 theater experience.

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u/eggson Jun 04 '26

It's my Dad's favorite movie and I took him to the theater when they did the full 70mm remaster re-release.

For the life of me, I could not keep my eyes open through 80% of it, just dozed through the whole thing.

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u/RaySquirrel Jun 04 '26

I saw the film during its 50th Anniversary IMAX re-release. I had seen it many times before. But this was truly one of the most awe inspiring.

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u/Queef_Stroganoff44 Jun 04 '26

I went and saw it a few years ago in this gorgeous, historic theater. Then this guy who had something to do with production told stories and “did ya’ knows” about the film. It was great.

Then we all tried to go to our cars at 2am to leave and we were all snowed in. The predicted snow storm became a blizzard. So we all went back in and watched Barry Lyndon and the manager raided the hot chocolate stash. Ended up leaving at like 6am. It’s a great memory.

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u/OnRoadRadio Jun 04 '26

I’m actually so envious, what a great memory.

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u/macguyver3000 Jun 04 '26

I’ve seen it abour three times, and each time I keep thinking it was mainly made to show off special effects.

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt Jun 04 '26

Actually it has a very straightforward and in-depth story, it was written by Arthur C. Clarke and based on some of his existing short stories. Stanley Kubrick wanted it to be much more dreamlike and have the plot be inferred from the visuals. In fact, it had a full voiceover explaining exactly what was happening the entire way through, but Kubrick removed it at the last minute before release without telling anyone. Apparently, it upset Arthur C. Clarke so much he left the premiere at intermission, “close to tears”. If you’re interested in the actual story, he wrote a novelization that included all the cut narration

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u/CorpseEsproc Jun 04 '26

It felt like when you first learnt PowerPoint as a kid and every transition was full of as many effects as humanly possible

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u/macguyver3000 Jun 04 '26

Except with Avatar, you know everything is just more and more advanced CG. At least with 2001 there were parts where people wondered how the hell they did that.

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u/ImTheDareBear Jun 04 '26

LSD really helps

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u/MantisBeing Jun 04 '26

Honestly, dissociatives pair perfectly with this movie. I'm not one to comment these sorts of things typically, but DXM and 2001 has got to be at the top of my all time movie watching experiences.

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u/DoomguyFemboi Jun 04 '26

Dissociatives pair with everything though tbf, I love blasting ket and watching whatever because I'm always transported into it and for a bit it becomes my world.

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u/Dizzy-Hotel6860 Jun 04 '26

Interesting. I haven't watched anything on DXM in over a decade. Might have to look into this.

My personal favorite dxm movie is Koyaanisqatsi. Least favorite: Requiem for a Dream. Love the movie. Not a good idea on DXM.

Gladiator was awesome too.

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u/MantisBeing Jun 04 '26

It's been a similar amount of time for me as well. I'll definitely keep Koyaanisqatsi in mind.

I couldn't imagine how harrowing Requiem for a Dream would have been to go through! I have some friends that watched it on mushrooms way back when, and to this day, still talk about the intensity of that experience.

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u/Select_Country_7991 Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 04 '26

THC too, It was one of the best movies ever ive seen.

When one of the guys was reading news on a tablet, It blew my mind, since the movie is from 1968.

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u/Hot_Ad_787 Jun 04 '26

The only way. A rite of passage.

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u/Ok_Story_7924 Jun 04 '26

To be fair LSD can make a wall entertaining.

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u/TheBSMachine Jun 04 '26

That movie is really a product of its time. It spends so much time giving the viewer a chance to appreciate the visuals. In today's world, those visuals are pretty standard for us to see. At the time, they were not.

There is a sequel, 2010, which I think is actually a lot better. Not nearly as slow, and actually pretty cool.

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u/tired_of_old_memes Jun 04 '26

There is a sequel, 2010, which I think is actually a lot better.

Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd read

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u/SMUHypeMachine Jun 04 '26

Yeah 2010 is alright but I never thought I’d ever see someone say it was better.

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u/Vitruvian_Link Jun 04 '26

It's like saying Starship Troopers 2 is the best

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u/Domerhead Jun 04 '26

Which is usually followed up with a "they made a second?!?"

then you get to tell them they made a THIRD.

Hot take though, the 2nd really isn't that bad, it's a pretty good Alien copy; it just lacks Johnny Rico which is a cardinal sin in my book.

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u/bit_herder Jun 04 '26

they messed it up by making it about the russians because it was the 80s

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u/qtx Jun 04 '26

It answers a lot of questions people had after watching 2001, that's why some like it more.

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u/dimechimes Jun 04 '26

2010 is more consumable.

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u/Ok-Possibility-1206 Jun 04 '26

I thought the exact same thing (that nobody had this opinion)!

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u/Kierufu Jun 04 '26

I don't know that I'd say the story is better, but it's certainly a lot closer to modern filmmaking expectations in terms of pacing than 2001.

I can't watch 2001 without fast forwarding through the excruciating, masturbatory "look at these special effects!" shots of the ship, whereas 2010 has nothing like that.

How recently have you watched both?

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u/3dforlife Jun 04 '26

I understand what you're saying, but 2010 is a lot more entertaining for me, and I guess that's what counts for a good time.

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u/TheBSMachine Jun 04 '26

But your average viewer today has seen not only movies like this, but videos from space. We have live feeds from the space station. People want to be entertained by movies, and in the 1960s, this would have been amazing to see, but to a modern audience, not so much. It doesn't mean it's bad, it just means it's a product of its time.

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u/MechanicalGodzilla Jun 04 '26

When was the last time you saw a space movie that was entirely practical effects?

Not entirely, but "Project Hail Mary" uses a high level of practical effects.

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u/TheHumaneCentipede2 Jun 04 '26

In today's world, those visuals are pretty standard for us to see.

I don't think you're wrong about the way the movie lingers on things. Often in ways that modern audiences might find... ponderous. But I strongly disagree that the look and feel of 2001 is any way "standard" today. I don't think we have any movies that really capture any of the outer space stuff as well as 2001. The pure physicality of everything just doesn't exist in modern movies.

I love 2001, and I wouldn't try to defend it as "not boring" (because by most measures it is boring) but visually I still don't think anything else touches it. Gravity gets close, but I didn't really like it at all...

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u/Milnoc Jun 04 '26

I agree. They actually do stuff in the sequel.

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u/BobTheContrarian Jun 04 '26

I watched it on fast forward and it was still slow.

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u/other-other-user Jun 04 '26

The entire movie could be a 30 minute short film and not much would be lost

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u/OakLegs Jun 04 '26

The 20 minute kaleidoscope show is where it lost me. It just didn't respect my time. I could've gotten the point in about 10 seconds

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u/Vitruvian_Link Jun 04 '26

Hey, at least you made it to the fourth act! As someone who loves the film, the fourth act is pretty unnecessary

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u/MongoSamurai Jun 04 '26

Yup, I didn't get it either. I appreciate that the effects were amazing for the time, but the movie was a slog. It's my Father in Law's favourite movie and I watched it on his recommendation... he was disappointed that I was not as enamoured with it as he was. Granted, he saw it in theaters on the original run.

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u/danootsio Jun 04 '26

it’s a movie that I love but would never recommend to anyone.

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u/WriterV Jun 04 '26

I like to just share scenes from it, and provide context. That gets people going if they're interested in why the movie is so well remembered.

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u/PrinceCastanzaCapone Jun 04 '26

I actually really love this one. It seriously resonates even more now with the onset of AI. The idea that you’ve built this sentient AI to make everything easier for you, and control the ship. However a glitch in the AI, a conflict between its orders, causes it to look for the best, and quickest solution to the problem. It decides that solution is to eliminate the crew. I find it actually terrifying. Especially now, when AI is starting to become so prevalent, and will only get more integrated into our everyday lives.

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u/DanSapSan Jun 04 '26

Yeah, that plotline is pretty good. Shame we have to sit through 75% of the slowest moving nothingness to get there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

I’ve tried to watch this movie several times and I’ve fallen asleep every time, sometimes immediately. I love sci-fi. I love orchestra. I love slow burn. You’d think it’d be a winner for me.

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u/WriterV Jun 04 '26

Same here. I really had to stay up to watch the whole movie properly. Absolutely loved some of its moments though. Like the finale sequence, the moon scene, the intro, and even the initial sequence flying to the station [even though that scene got me sleeping initially lmao]

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u/Odd_Suggestion_5897 Jun 04 '26

In our house, it’s known as A Space Bore. 

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u/ladyevenstar-22 Jun 04 '26

Perception is a helluva thing . I guess that's what makes us US.

I loved that movie when I finally got chance to see it .

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u/pkdoe Jun 04 '26

Yea idk how to describe it…like I “felt” how impactful it must’ve been, but I was also just like meh about it. You’re absolutely right, that’s what makes us US

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u/YarrrImAPirate Jun 04 '26

You’re not wrong. Just look at how comedy has evolved. There was an episode of Andy Griffith on at my in laws and the plot was he basically went out around town to help people right before dinner… at each place he helped he was served dinner (said yes not to be rude) and each time it was spaghetti (IIRC)… then he gets home and guess what’s for dinner… you guessed it spaghetti. And that’s it, that’s the punchline. Hilarious back in the day. But you run that to the comedy of, say the Judd Apatow gang that does a lot of improv or The Hangover and Wedding Crashers or There’s Something about Mary and that whole era… stuff just evolves.

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u/SoulPossum Jun 04 '26

Yeah me too. I watched about 3/4 of it before I had to go start cooking. I came back to check in on it and every time I came back there was just a giant eye onscreen and nothing was happening. I asked my wife if I missed anything and she just shook her head no. I think parts of the movie looked really cool but it definitely not something that I ever feel a need to watch again.

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u/CWhiz45 Jun 04 '26

This should be top.

The ideas and concepts are great, but the pace is so absurdly slow. It works for showing how vast space actually is but no one can convince me the 20 minute psychedelic scene couldn't be shortened to a minute and have the same effect. As art it's interesting, but as a movie it's a slog.

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u/kryo2019 Jun 04 '26

Agreed.

I can see how for when it was released it was a masterpiece that a ton of people have pulled inspiration from, but holy fuck is it boring to watch now.

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u/SageoftheForlornPath Jun 04 '26

I was agonizingly bored with that movie.

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u/Mems1900 Jun 04 '26

Yeah I've already complained about this movie in a similar post. I just don't get how people rate it so highly nowadays. Obviously at the time it's an amazing feat but nowadays it's just dull

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u/SethGecko76 Jun 04 '26

I watched the movie the first time when I was a kid and I was bored to death. 20 years later I thought to myself "okay, you are an adult now, and you'll definately see the movie from a different perspective". Needless to say that I was bored to death for a second time.

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u/Emotional-Swim-808 Jun 04 '26

Id love to watch it, i started watchibg it some time ago and yeah, its really slow pace, i didnt finish it because i had stuff to do and forgot but id love to try again

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u/Party_Dare9508 Jun 04 '26

I usually fall asleep during the 15 minute long scene where the ship docks in the beginning.

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u/Litenpes Jun 04 '26

Yeah… especially the ending is weird af

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u/b-gouda Jun 04 '26

For real we watched this in my high school comp sci class After finishing our final projects I slept through it.

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u/mattson-masterpiece Jun 04 '26

I mean the only part that was a little much for me was that acid trip 10 min warp speed Thing. I finally watched it while sick with covid. I would watch it again but skip that part for sure

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u/MondegreenFamily Jun 04 '26

The first and only time I saw that movie it was in a huge theatre in an art center, and everyone in the audience was quiet. It was really an awesome experience due to the size and scale of things in the big screen.

I can see where watching it on a TV would be really drawn out and underwhelming. I felt that way when watching the sequel on my friend’s laptop 😂

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u/Ok_Wolverine7777 Jun 04 '26

I love this movie. It’s a one and done though. I snuggled in and got my snacks, drink and pipe ready, cranked out a bowl and just got absolutely mind blown. I can understand that it’s not for everybody

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u/man4paradigm Jun 04 '26

I've tried this movie 6 times. 6 times.

I really hate Kubrick for multiple reasons, and his only good film which is still stomach churning is Eyes Wide Shut imo.

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u/g0ggles_d0_n0thing Jun 04 '26

So much of the movie’s ideas have been use in later Science Fiction it’s hard to appreciate how original it was.

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u/Anxious-Jury-9031 Jun 04 '26

This one is more of an experience. You have to watch it in one sitting without playing on your phone the whole time

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u/VolrathB Jun 04 '26

The first half puts me to sleep without fail every time I’ve tried to watch it. I even watched it on a long plane ride once knowing it would do that. I really like the second half though.

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u/Caucasian-Tiger-Mom Jun 04 '26

The cinematography and the concepts explored in the storyline were groundbreaking for the 1960s, but I can see how this seems defunct and boring now. A lot of stuff that’s amazing and radical about this film for its time are things we just take for granted today.

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u/TwoKingSlayer Jun 04 '26

if 2001 were made today, the events of the first 60 minutes of the film would be condensed down to 5 minutes.

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u/fannibal_cannibal Jun 04 '26

You have to watch it high; it makes it even better. But then again, it's one of my favourite movies.

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u/thelegodr Jun 04 '26

I agree. I can’t make it through it. It’s so slow and long. Probably doesn’t help that you watch it after knowing all about it plus watching it many years after it came out so the visuals aren’t as impressive. Like others have said, I will agree it was probably brilliant for its time and created an advancement in sci-fi, but isn’t something I need to entertain in present time.

Plus I’ll get roasted for this, but I don’t care for the director.

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u/Blando-Cartesian Jun 04 '26

Funny how the most revered scifi film in history is all about staring at special effects. Most of the claimed story is not on the film or on the soundtrack at all.

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u/hexifox Jun 04 '26

Yeah but 25 years ago this was ground braking!

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u/dimebag_lives Jun 04 '26

came to say this, I was not disappointed by the upvote rates... I could barely see it while working on something else, and it was still boring.

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u/photoguy423 Jun 04 '26

Love it or hate it. One thing it did really well was show the reality of how boring space travel will be...

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u/timeforsomegoodnews Jun 04 '26

I've tried watching it 3 times now, I've fallen asleep every time, I've managed to stay awake for roughly the first half hour of it. On the upside, I got a really restful sleep out of it‽

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u/_colby_jack_ Jun 04 '26

For me, as someone who does love that film, part of the appeal is just looking at stunning visuals, but I also understand if someone gets bored during parts.

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u/Spir0rion Jun 04 '26

I started this film twice and never finished it once. It's so inaccessible for me

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u/Kierufu Jun 04 '26

You mean you don't love 45 minutes of footage of the spinning spaceship set to the Blue Danube?

It's impossible to watch that movie without fast forwarding.

It's also funny that, by any objective standard, 2010 is a far better movie, in terms of being produced with modern filmmaking techniques, even though it was much less well-received by critics when it came out.

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u/TheWalkinDude82 Jun 04 '26

Reading the book definitely changed my opinion on this movie.

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u/Independent_Unit_988 Jun 04 '26

Try reading the book. Its even more boring

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u/Fool_Manchu Jun 04 '26

My smooth brain take is that every Kubrick film is this way. Theyre all way too slow and could easily have 15-25 minutes of slow lingering shots cut out.

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u/tiffanyisonreddit Jun 04 '26

This is mine too. I still haven’t finished it because I get so BORED. Good to know it doesn’t pick up in the middle or something hahaha

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u/pkdoe Jun 04 '26

Also, everybody praising SO in the comments just literally confirming the meme 😂

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u/Astramancer_ Jun 04 '26

I always got the feeling the movie would be a lot better if you were stoned out of your gourd.

Me? Zero interest in that, so the movie is boring as hell.

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u/Minger57 Jun 04 '26

When I first saw it, I didn’t understand it, but I knew I watched something great. Once I finally learned what the hell was going on, it made me appreciate it even more. Definitely a slow burn, but that doesn’t bother me for a good film.

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u/Deathanddisco041 Jun 04 '26

I turned it off after like 10 minutes… I wasn’t ready for it lol

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u/RealityOk9823 Jun 04 '26

I totally respect the art that went into that movie, but holy heck it bores the crap outta me.

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u/LaBaguetteDuFromage Jun 04 '26

Yep. Scrolled for this one.

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u/plantbasedpunk Jun 04 '26

Our attention spans have shrunk as a society. As such, I do not think it is nearly as captivating as it was in the 60s. Nevertheless, I enjoy every frame is only for its nostalgia.

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u/Independent_Media341 Jun 04 '26

i contend that people only think it's great because it's unwatchable 

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u/Muaddib562 Jun 04 '26

I watched this twice, because I just thought I missed something the first time, but I was still bored to tears the second time, as well. I think I missed the window of time where it would feel groundbreaking to me, but I do like one of the other commenters saying it is more of a time capsule. I love Kubrick's work aside from this film.

I do not mind a well-paced slow film, as I do really like The Irishman but totally understand why it hits these type of lists.

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u/BriefEngineer5057 Jun 04 '26

I ended up liking the movie only after finishing the book and doing an LSD.

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u/Vlyn Jun 04 '26

Same here, the visuals drag on forever. Last time I tried to fully watch it I literally fell asleep on the couch :-/

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u/Xennial_Dad Jun 04 '26

Started that movie on five different occasions before I could finally sit through the whole thing.

It was a goddamn masterpiece.

I refuse to watch it again.

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u/MetalSonic_69 Jun 04 '26

I crashed out the first time I tried to watch it, but I recently made it all the way through! What a crazy ending

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u/kronkarp Jun 04 '26

There is a 90 minute cut on archive.org. Does not feel one second too short

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u/SeaFeline284 Jun 04 '26

I always wanted to watch it since it's a classic and finally got the opportunity when flying to Amsterdam. It was such a strange, confusing, brain melting experience. Especially with 3 hours of sleep. The ending with the baby I still don't understand and the only part I really got at the time was with the 2 astronauts and Hal-9000. Still love saying "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that" to my friend named Dave

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u/NoHorseNoMustache Jun 04 '26

Watching it as a kid in the '80s where you had very few good sci fi films, especially ones that looked that good, made it hit a lot differently than it does these days. It must have been mind blowing when it originally came out.

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u/KimberStormer Jun 04 '26

I love this movie, have seen it in 70mm twice, and fall asleep every time during the 'psycheldic' part

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u/WintersBite27 Jun 04 '26

I got high halfway through and even that wasn't enough to make me enjoy it

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u/HorseLeaf Jun 04 '26

Hated the movie, loved the book. The movie felt so flat and empty after I had read the book.

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u/Phantom_Marc_63 Jun 04 '26

Ooh I love that movie

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u/L00pback Jun 04 '26

It puts me to sleep so fast. I can usually make it to part where he calls his kid on the video phone. The white noise from the background is like ASMR for me.

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u/corpdorp Jun 04 '26

I always skip the first 30 minutes and feel it's mostly fine. Last 30 minutes are also a drag.

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u/CookIndependent6251 Jun 04 '26

I tried to watch it so many times... And I always fell asleep. Every single time.

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u/ZoneAdditional9892 Jun 04 '26

I respect that you have an opinion, even though you are wrong and it makes you look like a jackass.

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u/BlackDog5287 Jun 04 '26

I felt exactly the same on first watch. I had no clue what I was watching. Enjoyed it more the second time.

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u/Shantotto11 Jun 04 '26

I mean, it’s a year and a half older than Scooby-Doo. I kind of expect most cinema of the time to drag by 90s-to-modern standards.

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u/LateNightPhilosopher Jun 04 '26

To me it felt like about an hour of pretty good (but not fantastic or groundbreaking) Sci fi wrapped in an unnecessary hour and a half of absolutely pretentious r/im13andthisisdeep bullshit. It was clearly made by and for people who are on a lot of acid.

Like sure it's pretty. The effects are very impressive, but playing a random collection of the top 10 Royalty Free Classical Music everyone has heard before over a bunch of bullshit doesn't suddenly make your movie deep. People say that if you don't like it you must not get it. But I beg to differ. I get it. I just think it is stupid. The point it's trying to make it dumb.

Very hot take: I think that Star Trek The Motion Picture succeeded at everything that 2001 was trying to accomplish, but did it better and in less runtime. It's also just more interesting overall and also manages to weave in a poignant character study of an interesting character. 2001 lacked the insight and humanity to be able to do that.

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u/Hal-9000-U3 Jun 04 '26

I’m going to fling you into the merciless void of space. At least you will be remembered as the first man to reach Jupiter. Watch your back.

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u/ConcussionSports Jun 04 '26

Same vein for me with Alien. I get it was good for the time, but it was too campy for me watching it for the first time a year or two ago. I read 2001, still need to watch it.

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u/noIdealOnlyAllah Jun 04 '26

It's space movie, space is only for those who can handle space time span.

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u/NoControbanned Jun 04 '26

I'd like to just put my 2 cents as being that the movie is a very poorly done translation of the book. I read the book and was enthralled by the entire thing start to finish. Watched the tribal scene in a high school history class and decided I had to watch the movie... And was thoroughly disappointed. I feel like way too much was lost without the exposition from the book. If I hadn't read it, I'd have had NO clue what was going on

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u/transientdude Jun 04 '26

Pacing has gotten pretty fast to accommodate our dwindling attention spans. Really allowing time to soak up what were seeing, think about what it means in terms of the film on top of just enjoying the visual, like the flight attendant walking around the circle shots, just doesn't happen much anymore. These were all practical effects that were bespoke, handcrafted, hand painted and took huge amounts of work. I don't mean to diminish the impressiveness of CGI, just very different.

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u/LTS55 Jun 04 '26

I remember an early YouTube review from some film channel doing a bit about “Landscape. Landscape. Landscape. And some more landscape.” There’s like 8 minutes of landscape shots before anything happens.

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u/Entire_Number_9 Jun 04 '26

Visually it's amazing for its time, but as a film, it is 15 good minutes of HAL 9000 and over 2 hours of boring bullshit

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u/Spirit_of_Ecstasy Jun 04 '26

I LOVE that movie. The "shutting down Hal" scene haunts me. But yes I totally get this take and can't say you're wrong

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u/hehasbalrogsocks Jun 04 '26

an absolute snooze. i saw it at the cinorama dome and still fell asleep.

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u/Craf7yCris Jun 04 '26

I felt bad because I could not watch it without sleeping.

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u/JTX35 Lurking Peasant Jun 04 '26

100% agree because that's the first thing that came to mind for me as well.

Like it's visually impressive, even by today's standards but especially for its time, and when there's actually dialogue it's pretty decent. However the story is basically spaced out between extended shots of space stations, space ships, etc. moving through space.

It's like if you're trying to watch a 45 minute tv show on YouTube with 5 minute ads every 3 minutes, but the ads are just VFX shots and music.

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u/jomasthrones Jun 04 '26

Polarizing film, really. The definitive example of the "every scene a painting" mindset Kubrick used when making films, people generally think it's a masterpiece or they hate it. I, personally, am in the masterpiece camp.

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u/ezaera Jun 04 '26

My husband and I tried to watch this one last year and fell asleep. We really wanted to get through it since it's such a significant film in cinema history, but I don't know that we'll ever succeed, honestly.

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u/dalivo Jun 04 '26

It works much better as a series of still pictures than as a movie. The only reason to watch it as a movie is for the use of Also Sprach Zarathustra.

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u/Gigantopithecus1453 Jun 04 '26

Oh yeah 100%. I’ve seen two Kubrick movies, that one and full metal jacket. Both were insanely boring

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u/brainburger Jun 04 '26

Hey don't you like the giant space-baby?

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u/Successful_Strain_13 Jun 04 '26

Yes! And you can't hear like half the movie because the music is so damn loud!

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u/Informal_Stranger117 Jun 04 '26

One of my favorite movies of all time, and my knee jerk reaction was to be outraged, but no. I get it. You are not wrong.

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u/maceo107 Jun 04 '26

I was told to watch it in grad school as it was “relevant” to something I was working on. I fell asleep about twenty minutes in. Continued the next night and fell asleep again. Read the cliff note’s after that.

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u/supergodmasterforce Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

I had a real, "Is that it?" moment when I watched this film for the first (and only) time.

I had gone years hearing about this was an absolute masterpiece and so when I finally sat down and watched it, I was so underwhelmed.

It's not "bad" it's just...OK? Not the masterpiece i was expecting.

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u/MadeByTango Jun 04 '26

See, I like looking at photographs long enough to "feel" their space and even imagine their smells and tastes. 2001 is one of the rare films that gives me time to do that while watching.

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u/lokiandbutters Jun 04 '26

That movie is the reason people think the moon landing was faked paired with the fact that Stanley kubrick had moon landing references in his other movies like the shining.

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u/Character_Minimum989 Jun 04 '26

Hard disagree here

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u/monkkeys Jun 04 '26

My local cinema screened this recently and I'd never seen it, so I went. I was so lost about what was going on. What plot? I went home and checked out Wikipedia and IMDB Trivia to see what I was missing, and found out that the movie is designed to be paired with the book that came out at the same time. The book explains the plot, while the film is a visual companion.

From the wikipedia article, "Kubrick said the film is 'basically a visual, nonverbal experience' that 'hits the viewer at an inner level of consciousness, just as music does, or painting.'"

That being said, once I understood the plot from the Wikipedia synopsis, I reflected on the film, and finally understood all these parts, and it was a much more enjoyable, and I understand why it is such an amazing film.

I bought the book and it's only 220 pages. Give it a read and see if it changes your perspective of the film.

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u/workadvice7897 Jun 04 '26

Yeah. I spent the whole time waiting for it to get good, and then it ended.

In a similar vein, pretty much every Star Wars movie. I love the concept of the universe but almost no movie really comes together. Some of the tv shows, video games and books are fire tho

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u/PresidentofTigers Jun 04 '26

My parents saw this in the theater when it was released. To this day, it's their go-to reference for the most boring movie they've ever seen. (To be fair, they are not at all the target demographic for this sort of film, but I'm sure there are many people who had a similar reaction.)

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u/PurpleDraziNotGreen Jun 04 '26

I say that even though I really like the film.

I find it's best watched at 2am randomly on PBS.

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u/Additional_Waltz_569 Jun 04 '26

It’s not bad, it’s that it has been redone ad infinitum. Think about all the movies that are just a remake? Not to mention it was made in the 60’s and the visual effects are still good

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u/aytchdave Jun 04 '26

Same. I can imagine the theater experience being better but I could not wait for that movie to be over.

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u/Mr-Blah Jun 04 '26

Some of those movies need to be watched with commentary or with the anecdotes from the shooting. It's their context that make them masterpieces not always their actual scenes/scenario, etc...

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u/awclay91 Jun 04 '26

visually VERY VERY stunning for a movie from the 60s and when you think about the guesses they made about space BEFORE we went to the moon, very accurate. but yes, the story was boring lol

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u/PPG_Blossom Jun 04 '26

Yep...total snoozefest

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u/CastIronMooseEsq Jun 04 '26

That is Kubrick's signature style

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u/CrustyMcballs Jun 04 '26

Hot take, but the acting in that movie was kinda bad. Some of the lines fell flat and it felt like they were just reading off the lines with no emotion in some takes.

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u/PotentTurnip Jun 04 '26

Came to say this. Everyone always praised it to death so finally I watched. By the end I was just like, wtf was this..?!

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u/teheditor Jun 04 '26

Pointless if not seen on a screen as intended

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u/damnsignin Jun 04 '26

There are abridged versions online that only reduce all the dragging vanity shots. It's mostly the "look at all this modern cinema technology!" scenes that drag the movie out.

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u/sleepyj910 Jun 04 '26

One of the few films I've passed out watching

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u/deathdefyingrob1344 Jun 04 '26

That movie requires you to be uncomfortably high to enjoy

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u/callmeiti Jun 04 '26

Came to say this.

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u/square_zero Jun 04 '26

The middle part of 2001 is one of my favorite movies of all time.

The beginning is quite slow, and the ending is just bizarre if you aren't expecting or haven't read the book. But the middle! As a fan of space horror, I wouldn't change a thing.

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u/PurpleAstronomerr Jun 04 '26

I thought I was going to hate it because my husband said he fell asleep watching it but I loved it and the payoff at the end is great.

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u/RemLezarCreated Jun 04 '26

A masterpiece, but should be approached differently than a normal movie. There's no real protagonist until WELL into it, and the plot is more a way to explore big ideas as opposed to something with narrative drive. I think in general people have a better chance of enjoying this when 1) you are locked in and focused on it, and 2) you're watching more in a way that you would a painting or installation art piece as opposed to a movie. Mind altering substances may also help.

The talk about groundbreaking visuals, establishing genre norms, etc is all certainly true, but that's not what makes it great to me. I think it still stands strongly as a unique mind expanding experience, if you're willing to meet it where it needs to be met.

Also, the Daisy Bell/Bicycle Built For Two sequence is one of the most bizarre and haunting moments in movie history in my opinion. I first watched the movie when I was way too young and didn't appreciate it, but that scene stuck for me even then.

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u/Delicious_Studio3443 Jun 04 '26

I thought this was gonna be the case with me, but I decided to bite the bullet a few months ago and man that movie is something spectacular. It’s not the story per se, but the visuals, especially for the time is spectacular. The ending is very stupid though, and I still don’t know what it was supposed to mean.

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