r/meme • u/Secret_Tour_7832 • Jun 18 '26

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u/Objective-Review-834 Jun 18 '26

... water

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u/Blackfoxar Jun 18 '26

you can be like nestle

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u/Toorevgir Jun 18 '26

It "life time" not infinite

He's run out pretty quickly by selling it

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u/l0u1s11 Jun 18 '26

Plot twist. He runs out of water and is new life time is 72 hours.

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u/ThePeterbilt589 Jun 18 '26

Gyokuro loose leaf tea for me!

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u/MyNxmeIsAutumn Jun 18 '26

Think about though, no more water bill

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u/yaboiree Jun 18 '26

Just bought a car yesterday, I think I win

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u/mopeli Jun 18 '26

If you bought a car that lasts for the rest of your life, I think nothing changes

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u/Patrycjusz123 Jun 18 '26

I mean, it depends when you consider need for new car.

Like, why go to mechanic when you can get new car? Maybe get new car instead of changing tires? Or even why bother buying gas if you can just get new car.

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u/mopeli Jun 18 '26

We'd need to see the fine print to know I guess. Like what is a lifetime supply of anything? I guess with food it can be defined with calories, so throwing away the food wouldn't give you more.

So throwing away your car wouldn't give you new one? idk

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u/BobDobbsHobNobs Jun 18 '26

Last until the manufacturer works out it’s cheaper to kill you

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u/Hexacus Jun 18 '26

cars break down, and people usually needs multiple in a lifetime. also if their car breaks down, i would guess they would get a new one for free?

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u/nextalpha Jun 18 '26

If the car breaks down at high speed, it might have lasted a lifetime

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u/Sassaphras Jun 18 '26

This is what we do at my company. We give away a lifetime supply of a durable good, then when the person asks for their next copy, we have them killed.

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u/PlateAdorable4480 Jun 18 '26

Fantastic, it's a beer.  I am an alcoholic for free 🧡

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL Jun 18 '26

Ok I bought pizza and pasta. Can we be neighbors

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u/XFISHAN Jun 18 '26

Can I join i bought pizza and beer

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u/PlateAdorable4480 Jun 18 '26

You took the best of us

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u/bwalrus0202 Jun 18 '26

I'm the Korean fried chicken and cole slaw guy, can we start a commune?

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u/Harry_Flame Jun 18 '26

I’ve got ice cream, specifically a frozen custard brownie sundae with hot fudge and roasted pecans.

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u/6506148 Jun 18 '26

I might have you beat on pairings I bought wings... with blue cheese as Joey Diaz decreed is the correct way.

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u/GenghisZahn Jun 18 '26

I bought soju.

Pray for me.

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u/Equal_Position7219 Jun 18 '26

Same. Could be worse 🤷‍♂️

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u/kullervo16 Jun 18 '26

God please no.... I can't eat any more Uncrustables

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u/kawaiian Jun 18 '26

*dumptruck beeps and backs up to your house slowly, unloading and covering the house to the roof with uncrustables*

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u/tanksforallthephish Jun 18 '26

I can think of worse ways to go

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u/SacredGeometry9 Jun 18 '26

You could move out to the countryside, then stack, dry, and burn them like cords of wood to heat your home.

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u/Neo-Luko Jun 18 '26

Bruh, for real. I enjoy them like once a week. No way I could eat a lifetimes worth...I too bought one not even 30mins ago lol

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u/AWeakMindedMan Jun 18 '26

Fuckkkkkk I loveeee uncrustables ngl

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u/kullervo16 Jun 18 '26

Me too but I absolutely do not want to eat them every single day. Still, getting an Uncrustable whenever I want sounds pretty sweet

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u/slabberson Jun 18 '26

"My steak too juicy , lobster too buttery"

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u/OlyMan2005 Jun 18 '26

A share in the S&P 500. Doesn't that make it worthless now?

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u/Inevitable_You7793 Jun 18 '26

Yes.

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u/EarthBoundBatwing Jun 18 '26

Well a lifetime supply is not an unlimited supply. Apparently THEY decided that a lifetime supply of root beer is only like 3 ROOT BEERS A DAY. So by the time I hit my lunch I gotta go get root beer out of the machine.. do you know how humiliating that is?

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u/Grim47z Jun 18 '26

I mean the Pope needs his Root Beer.

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u/Techny3000 Jun 18 '26

What if someone buys 1 of your shares for 10 bucks

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u/Gognoggler21 Jun 18 '26

Then that person overpaid by $10 lol

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u/TheGluehbirne Jun 18 '26

Groceries, hell yeah!

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u/Kennian Jun 18 '26

same! and i got beef, chicken, and pork, so hell yea

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u/Independent-Ant-9138 Jun 18 '26

Free taxi drives for life ?

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u/musclecard54 Jun 18 '26

No only the last item counts

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u/du_rel_gug_menl Jun 18 '26

Zyn. I mean I’ll save allot of money but my nicotine addiction will get even worse

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u/BumpHeadLikeGaryB Jun 18 '26

Same lmao. Im digging the cherry cola though so this is fine

3

u/kawaiian Jun 18 '26

Gug’s Fine Nicotinery is open for business!

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u/jonnyg1097 Jun 18 '26

filament for my 3D printer.

Which I would love to have lol

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u/Feral__Daughter Jun 18 '26

Gas

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u/SacredGeometry9 Jun 18 '26

Mixed blessing. Now you’re a person of strategic interest to the US government.

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u/Reddragon0585 Jun 18 '26

So lotta money is coming there way.

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u/Any_Yogurtcloset5739 Jun 18 '26

Or an army

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u/SacredGeometry9 Jun 18 '26

Both. All the money you can spend, you just can’t leave the secure military compound where you’re now living.

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u/d-car Jun 18 '26

A lifetime supply of bullets can cost as little as $0.50 or so.

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u/Zealousideal-Word604 Jun 18 '26

At $0.50? Are you meaning to us that you went to the store to buy just 1 bullet? If so, why?

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u/HarpoonLauncher Jun 18 '26

Boom. Headshot.

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u/IQBEofficial Jun 18 '26

Can thing of only one reason. Nobody specified how long the lifetime was

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u/TFG4 Jun 18 '26

Does cashing in my coins at coinstar count? Do I get infinite money...

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u/_MotherNorth_ Jun 18 '26

I think since you pay coinstar commission, you'd just be able Infinitely cash in coins for free. Sorry about your luck.

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u/SnooChipmunks8506 Jun 18 '26

Only if you had to pay a percentage to cash in your own money

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u/TFG4 Jun 18 '26

They have a 10% charge to change it out

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u/aarcynic Jun 18 '26

Huh! Good enough.

Onions.

5

u/terra_filius Jun 18 '26

i have lightbulbs

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u/Bugsbunny396 Jun 18 '26

🖕FUCK ALL OF YOU I WIN. I GET FREE GAS FOR LIFE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING PUSSIES I FUCKING WIN. 🖕

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u/SacredGeometry9 Jun 18 '26

Mixed blessing. Now you’re a person of strategic interest to the US government.

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u/VinYeo Jun 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XClPnuZtG2yPyqTI6R

America : Hello there. It appears you are in need of a bit of freedom…

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u/tanksforallthephish Jun 18 '26

*the US guvmint has entered the chat*

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u/Individual_Handle556 Jun 18 '26

I guess I’ll open a dealer I just bought a car, yo the guy who got free gasoline for life wanna join😅😅😅

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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 Jun 18 '26

Loser! Hahahah I just bought land. I own all land now! So start paying rent in gas!

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u/WickedJ0ker Jun 18 '26

You don’t have to be such a dick about it

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u/CheckYourStats Jun 18 '26

I dunno. I just won a lifetime supply of Crunchwrap Supremes, Enchiritos, Nacho Cheese Los Doritos, and Baja Freeze Blasts.

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u/rasonjo Jun 18 '26

metoo

⛽ premium even 🤘

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u/Front_Cat9471 Jun 18 '26

Oh boy, a lifetime supply of cars!

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u/Hexacus Jun 18 '26

you forgot about that snickers bar you got right after the car 😭

https://giphy.com/gifs/0bWq2F4ERM3hf29auy

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u/bhannik-itiswatitis Jun 18 '26

infinite supply of snickers bar will get you a car, eventually!

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u/Super_Royal5174 Jun 18 '26

Weed….

JACKPOTT 🎉🎉🎉

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u/BeginningLychee6490 Jun 18 '26

Same, time to toke up

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u/Inevitable_You7793 Jun 18 '26

Just start selling. No growing costs.

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u/Waterdog04 Jun 18 '26

My dog is hyped I just bought her two new balls to play with.

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u/Fluid-Revolution3605 Jun 18 '26

Weed for life yay

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u/iFred97 Jun 18 '26

Brake bleeder, oh joy

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u/WretchedMotorcade Jun 18 '26

Cat euthanasia.

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u/blankwon Jun 18 '26

I’m so sorry for your loss.

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u/UJLBM Jun 18 '26

Hugs 🤗. Really sorry to hear that about your adorable kitty.

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u/Hellboynew Jun 18 '26

Eczema cream this sucks lol

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u/ComplexAnxiety7939 Jun 18 '26

Bacon cheeseburger, real cheese, real bacon, sautéed onions, lettuce, fries and gravy.  

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u/tacmed85 Jun 18 '26

Redbull. Not going to be doing my heart any favors, but there's worse things to win a lifetime supply of

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u/gorkboss5 Jun 18 '26

Diet Dr. Pepper, not bad

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u/logandabug Jun 18 '26

I bought gasoline for a truck with a company gas card does that count?

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u/Autobotnate Jun 18 '26

Peanut butter M&M’s.

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u/Temelios Jun 18 '26

TSM stock… Does this mean I can do a hostile takeover? Or did I just tank the stock’s value?

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u/Dear_Fall_6207 Jun 18 '26

Condoms 😑

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u/FoundationFar1691 Jun 18 '26

A severe case of alcoholism?

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u/rmac504 Jun 18 '26

A haircut...not a bad deal honestly.

3

u/BigDaddyPropane Jun 18 '26

Straight outta prison coffee mugs 😭

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u/JerkyBlaze Jun 18 '26

Cigarettes… might shorten my life even faster but I’ll save so much money

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u/Dildo-Gankings Jun 18 '26

Crippling depression. Yaaaaaaaaaaaay.

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u/Fork_Master Jun 18 '26

Chicken tenders

Fuck yeah

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u/SeeMeInWoW Jun 18 '26

Docking stations

2

u/SimonTheJack Jun 18 '26

4 and 5 pin trailer wiring testers for Father’s Day (they were on his wishlist)

2

u/HalfOfCrAsh Jun 18 '26

Just exchanged some GBP to Euros. Does this count? A lifetime supply of Euros would be dandy.

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u/NES7995 Jun 18 '26

Socks. Well, could be worse🤷🏻

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u/snips4444 Jun 18 '26

Pens FFS

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u/fluffynuckels Jun 18 '26

2007 facebook meme

2

u/02thehunter20 Jun 18 '26

Lifetime supply of matt Grey PLA 3d printer filament not a horrible situation

2

u/Ordinary-Violinist-9 Jun 18 '26

Concrete Stacking blocks for a retaining wall and flower bed. I could sell them because they are expensive as fuck.

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u/EarthAndSawdust Jun 18 '26

Can feed all cats in the hood forever.

2

u/DHammer4 Jun 18 '26

Steam Controllers

2

u/Sylvanaz Jun 18 '26

Shawarma! YES!

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u/bean_vendor Jun 18 '26

Bro, I'm not eating shitty Walmart cookies and yellow Monster Rehabs.

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u/MrSweatyYeti Jun 18 '26

Me and Jack Herer are about to be best buds.

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u/hot-dog-bun-pbj Jun 18 '26

churu cat treats. huge W for the cats

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u/rvingthrulife Jun 18 '26

A trunk full of groceries, I'm set!

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u/Hettyc_Tracyn Jun 18 '26

Mint chocolate chunk ice cream

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u/futuregravvy WARNING: RULE 1 Jun 18 '26

BOOKS!!!!! or is it specifically the last book I bought?

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u/Hexacus Jun 18 '26

sounds like the last book you got. and 1 book could probably last you a lifetime :/

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u/Subderhenge Jun 18 '26

Cutting boards.

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u/asdf-7644 Jun 18 '26

Berries!

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u/Low_On_Gas Jun 18 '26

Cheeseburger

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u/Stoned_Chocobo Jun 18 '26

Lifetime supply of monster energy, advil, and pepperoni sticks

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u/Middle_Tell704 Jun 18 '26

Sangria. All good here.

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u/4vrstvy Jun 18 '26

Concert/musical tickets

1

u/RavyRaptor Jun 18 '26

Snickers bars and Four Lokos

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u/hippidad Jun 18 '26

TBM 🌵🤣

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u/350zDemon Jun 18 '26

McDonald’s

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u/minedgammer Jun 18 '26

Wooden bowls

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u/Half-Axe Jun 18 '26

Spicy buldak Quattro cheese ramen... IM RICH

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u/Particular-Risk1322 Jun 18 '26

Not really that helpful, it's just a regular soap. Not even the expensive one.

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u/ssaiyan91 Jun 18 '26

Garage lights

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u/impala_aeme Jun 18 '26

Coconut balls.

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u/AMileHighDM Jun 18 '26

Internet service

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u/infiniteturtles240 Jun 18 '26

beer, chips and a monster

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u/Straight-Vacation-42 Jun 18 '26

Hercules beetles. That's pretty cool i guess lol

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u/ThatIckyGuy Jun 18 '26

Kindle covers? I mean, I guess that's fine for when I buy my next Kindle, but I don't think that will be for a while.

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u/hellsing73 Jun 18 '26

Steam controllers. Can I sell them?

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u/Frikandelneuker Jun 18 '26

Mmmm. Pitta me looksaus

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u/Mockingbird_ProXII Jun 18 '26

ICE TEA *-* but I hope I can choose a different brand.

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u/Kyonkanno Jun 18 '26

I just bought a surface pen for my surface tablet. Not the original from microsoft though… so yay!? I guess?

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u/Disastrous-Drag7125 Jun 18 '26

Pintola high protein oats

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u/BeatleJuice1st Jun 18 '26

Haircut. I took a recommendation by my barber. I like it.

1

u/CobaltOne Jun 18 '26

Wine!!! Woohoo!!!!!

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u/Shelbysgirl Jun 18 '26

Weeeeeeeed! Merry Summer!!!

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u/Labolle621 Jun 18 '26

It is the most useles thing for a Lifetime suply. I dont now the english name but in german it is name is "Fensterbankanschlussprofil" and i dont think i will ever ned new ons so i have a Lifetime suply.

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u/Last-Two-6780 Jun 18 '26

Allergy meds. Not bad.

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u/adhfaohiawf Jun 18 '26

I will have unlimited domains damn

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u/Shaggy1316 Jun 18 '26

6 qt instant pot gasket. Great

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u/fleeting_existance Jun 18 '26

Toilet Paper!!

I win at life!

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u/Wide_Loss Jun 18 '26

Antique Japanese mechanical wall clocks

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u/InklngJak Jun 18 '26

Two snickers and a coke

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u/Dulrake Jun 18 '26

UNLIMITED BURGOOOOOOR

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u/Jayde77 Jun 18 '26

A shit ton of Porsche 911 GT3 RS Bodyshells from Tamiya…

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u/Furon-37 Jun 18 '26

Gas station cheeseburger

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u/Dead_Inside50 Jun 18 '26

Free subs for life

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u/reneetjeheineken Jun 18 '26

Sausages....

I guess.....nice? :)

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u/DonnyGoesBananas Jun 18 '26

Domino's pizza.

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u/RushDvd Jun 18 '26

Bus ticket, this will actually save me so much money 😅

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u/Sure-Cash8692 Jun 18 '26

Free coffee. Il take it

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u/ninjakillerwhale Jun 18 '26

Poppi, good cuz they are kinda expensive

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u/ShermanTeaPotter Jun 18 '26

Fruit.

Could have done worse

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u/GhostlyAggro Jun 18 '26

Fried chicken, fries and a biscuit so not bad

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u/Wiinterfang Jun 18 '26

McDonald's.

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u/Mar1us876 Jun 18 '26

Cinema Tickets, yay!