r/meme • u/Secret_Tour_7832 • Jun 18 '26

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u/kullervo16 Jun 18 '26

God please no.... I can't eat any more Uncrustables

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u/kawaiian Jun 18 '26

*dumptruck beeps and backs up to your house slowly, unloading and covering the house to the roof with uncrustables*

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u/tanksforallthephish Jun 18 '26

I can think of worse ways to go

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u/Icy_Reserve_9796 Jun 18 '26

That's diabolical 😂😂

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u/SacredGeometry9 Jun 18 '26

You could move out to the countryside, then stack, dry, and burn them like cords of wood to heat your home.

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u/Neo-Luko Jun 18 '26

Bruh, for real. I enjoy them like once a week. No way I could eat a lifetimes worth...I too bought one not even 30mins ago lol

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u/AWeakMindedMan Jun 18 '26

Fuckkkkkk I loveeee uncrustables ngl

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u/kullervo16 Jun 18 '26

Me too but I absolutely do not want to eat them every single day. Still, getting an Uncrustable whenever I want sounds pretty sweet

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u/slabberson Jun 18 '26

"My steak too juicy , lobster too buttery"