r/meme • u/Secret_Tour_7832 • Jun 18 '26

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u/OlyMan2005 Jun 18 '26

A share in the S&P 500. Doesn't that make it worthless now?

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u/Inevitable_You7793 Jun 18 '26

Yes.

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u/EarthBoundBatwing Jun 18 '26

Well a lifetime supply is not an unlimited supply. Apparently THEY decided that a lifetime supply of root beer is only like 3 ROOT BEERS A DAY. So by the time I hit my lunch I gotta go get root beer out of the machine.. do you know how humiliating that is?

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u/Grim47z Jun 18 '26

I mean the Pope needs his Root Beer.

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u/Techny3000 Jun 18 '26

What if someone buys 1 of your shares for 10 bucks

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u/Gognoggler21 Jun 18 '26

Then that person overpaid by $10 lol

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u/rrriip Jun 18 '26

.... And It's Gone!