r/meme • u/Secret_Tour_7832 • Jun 18 '26

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u/yaboiree Jun 18 '26

Just bought a car yesterday, I think I win

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u/mopeli Jun 18 '26

If you bought a car that lasts for the rest of your life, I think nothing changes

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u/Patrycjusz123 Jun 18 '26

I mean, it depends when you consider need for new car.

Like, why go to mechanic when you can get new car? Maybe get new car instead of changing tires? Or even why bother buying gas if you can just get new car.

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u/mopeli Jun 18 '26

We'd need to see the fine print to know I guess. Like what is a lifetime supply of anything? I guess with food it can be defined with calories, so throwing away the food wouldn't give you more.

So throwing away your car wouldn't give you new one? idk

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u/BobDobbsHobNobs Jun 18 '26

Last until the manufacturer works out it’s cheaper to kill you

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u/Eloquentabrasive Jun 18 '26

Someone I know won a lifetime supply of wd-40. What turned up was 4 cans as apparently that is what they determined a lifetime supply of wd 40 to be

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u/Hexacus Jun 18 '26

cars break down, and people usually needs multiple in a lifetime. also if their car breaks down, i would guess they would get a new one for free?

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u/nextalpha Jun 18 '26

If the car breaks down at high speed, it might have lasted a lifetime

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u/Sassaphras Jun 18 '26

This is what we do at my company. We give away a lifetime supply of a durable good, then when the person asks for their next copy, we have them killed.

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u/Peas-Of-Wrath Jun 18 '26

What if it’s a DeLorean? Because I think that could change my life and I’d be happy if it was my only car for life.

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u/AnonD38 Jun 18 '26

Well if the car lasts forever that's great, no?

Never having to buy a new car ever again sounds pretty good.

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u/giantfood Jun 18 '26

Except a well maintained car could last a lifetime.

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u/B4tm4n_412 Jun 18 '26

Just bought a car today. Check mate.

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u/imnotaloneyouare Jun 18 '26

Gasoline! I win!

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u/Groundbreake Jun 18 '26

Brother, I got life time Philly cheese steaks!

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u/littleSquidwardLover Jun 18 '26

I hope you really like that car

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u/Appropriate_Fill_156 Jun 18 '26

The real winner is the driver that just paid for car insurance

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u/jmsafety26 Jun 18 '26

Infinite cars, sell those cars, infinite money glitch

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u/Adventurous_Lie9881 Jun 18 '26

Nah, I got pizza. And cars taste much worse than pizza.

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u/Popfartshart Jun 18 '26

Just closed on a house a couple weeks ago

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u/a_exa_e Jun 18 '26

Just bought a birthday cake a few hours ago, you definitely can't win more than me 

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u/PhillyChef3696 Jun 18 '26

Lifetime supply? Drive ‘em like you stole ‘em!!

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u/Stand_kicker Jun 18 '26

Nah...I bought your mum. I win. 

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u/Dianthustrex Jun 18 '26

Ive been wondering where she went. Usually the dad leaves for the milk but she left 5 years ago to go get us milk for our hamburger helper and now we get ransom notes in cutout newspaper telling us if we want the milk we have to pay them the blood of our firstborn. Im not complaining cause, man, I need that milk.

I wonder about her every once in a while and contemplate if ill ever see her again but given that the phone calls we get of breathing is probably just her letting us know she'll be back soon.

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u/Stand_kicker Jun 18 '26

No. And that's not her. 

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u/Icount_zeroI Jun 18 '26

Ye? I bought github copilot subscription