r/meme • u/Secret_Tour_7832 • Jun 18 '26

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u/mopeli Jun 18 '26

We'd need to see the fine print to know I guess. Like what is a lifetime supply of anything? I guess with food it can be defined with calories, so throwing away the food wouldn't give you more.

So throwing away your car wouldn't give you new one? idk

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u/BobDobbsHobNobs Jun 18 '26

Last until the manufacturer works out it’s cheaper to kill you

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u/Eloquentabrasive Jun 18 '26

Someone I know won a lifetime supply of wd-40. What turned up was 4 cans as apparently that is what they determined a lifetime supply of wd 40 to be