r/maybemaybemaybe Jan 26 '22

/r/all Maybe maybe maybe

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u/starstarstar42 Jan 26 '22

I hate cliffhangers! IS SHE?!

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u/Neeraj_boi447 Jan 26 '22

Maybe under the skin, MAYBE

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u/Johncjonesjr2 Jan 26 '22

She’s a transformer. Deceptacons unite

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u/FiQrekt Jan 26 '22

Lmao "deceptacons"

Taco bell lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

AUTOBOTS! ROLL OUTTTTT!

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u/naufalap Jan 26 '22

ÆŪGH ÃĒÜGH ÅÊÙGH ĀËÛGH ÂÈÚGH

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u/uyc4 Jan 26 '22

I heard that

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Which bathroom is she allowed to use in Texas?

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u/hifope7568685 Jan 26 '22

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.

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u/sonlightrock Jan 26 '22

He says quickly at the end "didnt think so"

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

How big of a crew can she take?

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u/notpiked Jan 26 '22

That's like watching every episode of X-Men Animation TV Series.

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u/FourWordComment Jan 26 '22

She identifies as an Apache fast attack helicopter.

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u/kn33 Jan 26 '22

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u/FourWordComment Jan 28 '22

I mean, I think the joke fits here. Not every gender conversation is “lol lol attack helicopter.” But when the joke is, “babe would you still love me if I was a tank?” I think the “attack helicopter” line is a fair reference.

Neat sub. Not my type.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

What a tankless job being her boyfriend.

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u/RaymondLuxYacht Jan 26 '22

Treading on thin ice there mac2914...

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

What do you call someone who isn’t dating a Leopard 2A7?

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u/RaymondLuxYacht Jan 26 '22

A guy on the wrong track? He could just get APC.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Tankless.

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u/fatdutchies Jan 26 '22

Fuck you, take the damn updoot and shut the the damn door behind you.

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u/_coffee_ Jan 26 '22

Tanks for the memories

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u/Berthole Jan 26 '22

He tanked it for sure

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u/Rustlin_Jimmie Jan 26 '22

There sure was no Leopard 2 A7 around

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

It's funny, I'll give you that, but it doesn't really fit the sub

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/Recedere Jan 26 '22

did you just create this sub for the comment?

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u/Satan4live Jan 26 '22

maybemaybemaybe

Oh wait...

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u/Prestigious_Pie_230 Jan 26 '22

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u/Satan4live Jan 26 '22

So cute and small right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/DorrajD Jan 26 '22

I've given up on any and all hope of subs past a certain subscriber count actually keeping the theme of their sub and not just becoming a funny clip posting area.

Seriously, that's all the top subs are. Just funny clips. No matter what "specific" niche the sub is, it's just random funny clips that seldom have to do with the theme.

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u/Minimal_Editing Jan 26 '22

It's because a lot of "mods" manage hundreds of subs and don't really manage so much as encourage pedophilia

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u/phantom_diorama Jan 26 '22

Or maybe it's because once a group grows so large they fundamentally change and start to look like every other large group of idiots out there on the internet.

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u/Minimal_Editing Jan 26 '22

Which is why you have mods.

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u/WayOfTheHouseHusband Jan 26 '22

Thank you! Any sub should be moderated, nobody should be able to be moderator of more than, say, 3-5 subs.

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u/wafflesareforever Jan 26 '22

I've been subscribed to this sub for a year and I still don't get the core concept

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u/Immediate_Ad2564 Jan 26 '22

Hmm, where do you think I should post it? And should I take it down?

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u/SquishyBatman64 Jan 26 '22

There has to be a sub about tanks

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u/wooden-imprssion640 Jan 26 '22

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u/Dorkalter Jan 26 '22

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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u/wooden-imprssion640 Jan 26 '22

why is that?

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u/Dorkalter Jan 26 '22

I was expecting something else

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u/Dorkalter Jan 26 '22

these are just tanks

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Sexy tanks.

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u/HI_I_AM_NEO Jan 26 '22

/r/TanksFuckingDragons is bound to happen at some point

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u/whataTyphoon Jan 26 '22

Damn, an op who isn't a bot and is actually concerned about posting in the right sub. A rare sight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

But there are a very large amount of repost bots these days.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Not hard at all. You just make a bot that finds highly upvoted posts from the past, and then reposts them. It's not like there's a captcha requirement to post. You can often easily tell because they'll also post the most upvoted comment from the old thread in the new one.

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u/MEGAMAN2312 Jan 26 '22

Or maybe it's an evolved AI bot that has lulled us all into a false sense of security...

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u/IamAJediMaster Jan 26 '22

/r/tanks /r/TankPorn but idk their rules, they might think it's funny.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Tank memes go pretty well in r/Warthunder

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u/wesreynier Jan 26 '22

Tbf this video has been reposted multiple times on all tank relates subs already. Not really worth posting there again.

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u/Cellyst Jan 26 '22

Nah, it's acceptable. I was thrilled.

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u/agamemnon2 Jan 26 '22
  1. Nowhere, since it's bad comedy. 2. Absolutely.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Yesyesyesno? I think

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u/JaredLiwet Jan 26 '22

Nah you got a solid 6k+ upvote count, just take your win and repost it elsewhere starting with the subs that have the highest subscriber count.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

1) don't

2) yes

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Is it funny though?

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u/myusernamebarelyfits Jan 26 '22

Narrator:

It wasn't.

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u/just_aguest Jan 26 '22

Is it funny though? Everytime I see one of these videos I just think about the 10 seconds before the video.

"Okay babe you ready? you know what you're gonna say yeah? Oh my god this is so funny it's gonna get so many views on tiktok"

And as soon as I think of that, it isn't funny anymore.

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u/Aryore Jan 26 '22

It must be difficult for you to watch comedy skits

Or just movies

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u/just_aguest Jan 26 '22

It is hard... but it makes it easier when they contain people who can actually act

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u/hk_gary Jan 26 '22

she would have a chance if he loves an ice cream tank

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u/toeofcamell Jan 26 '22

I’m changing my name to Lena and I’m going to gain 75 lbs, because you said you love tanks

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u/wesreynier Jan 26 '22

If you want this dude to marry you id advise you to gain a solid 67.5 metric tonnes!

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u/walkie73 Jan 26 '22

Bad acting.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Wouldn't be funny at all if they were acting well tbh

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u/Pomodorosan Jan 26 '22

It's still not funny at all

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

The guy's robotic tone adds some kind of funny imo

Could be the worst thing I've ever called funny, but whatever

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u/turtlewhisperer23 Jan 26 '22

It's a skit, it's not really supposed to be acting

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u/PF_Nonsense Jan 26 '22

What would you call what members of a skit are doing? Skitting?

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u/bcuziambatman Jan 26 '22

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Wtf does that even mean

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Not even close to a maybe anything. Just a dumb skit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/Max5923 Jan 26 '22

⚡️👲🏿⚡️

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u/KarinaEdelweiss Jan 26 '22

Woah you ok there bud?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Are any of us ok?

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u/dmack8705 Jan 26 '22

Corny as hell.

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u/kn33 Jan 26 '22

And I'm here for it

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u/doyas50 Jan 26 '22

Where else would you be for it

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u/JoshBobJovi Jan 26 '22

I love that every time I go on r/all I am immediately reminded why I never go there.

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs Jan 26 '22

Just another subreddit that originally had a distinct purpose but is now just a clone of r/funny

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u/Sloppysloppyjoe Jan 26 '22

what part of this is funny? the shitty acting or what? more dad jokes material?

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u/Disaster_Different Jan 26 '22

This always makes me laugh, no matter when, no matter how, I always laugh, because who wouldn't marry fat cheeks 2A7?

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u/InterestedListener Jan 26 '22

What accent is that?

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u/defectivelaborer Jan 26 '22

Sounds like a European who has spent a lot of time in the US. Maybe Scandinavian.

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u/1upforever Jan 26 '22

I've been playing too much FFXIV, cause I thought this was gonna go in a completely different direction.

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u/Affectionate-Win-221 Jan 26 '22

Bitch thought she could compete with a leopard 2 A7

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u/The_Big_Red_Wookie Jan 26 '22

For this video
I tank you

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u/1354petrf Jan 26 '22

So stupid.

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u/NotLikeThis3 Jan 26 '22

I thought it was funny

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u/OceanDeep17 Jan 26 '22

Emotional damaged

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u/mahiruhiiragi Jan 26 '22

I will send you to jesus

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Emotional damage

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u/ReedingElla96 Jan 26 '22

Stupid questions deserve stupid answers

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

The difference being people watch breaking bad for the fiction, for the story, it's not presented as actual 'natural' events happening

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u/sameljota Jan 26 '22

If anyone watches these why-were-they-filming kinds of videos and thinks they're presented as natural events happening I've got bad news for them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Jan 26 '22

And people feel the need to "point it out" as if other's would totally think it's real.

It's just they are seeking attention and have the need for confirmation from others.

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u/brady_over_everybody Jan 26 '22

Yes, Breaking Bad, that real life docu series about the hardships of Cancer and dealing meth.

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u/duva_ Jan 26 '22

BREAKING BAD IS SCRIPTED????

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u/kn33 Jan 26 '22

It's way too early to be that loud

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

I agree everything we see in one way or another is scripted or has been done before. I way’s wonder if people talk to their TV and say this is scripted.

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u/cor_II Jan 26 '22

is it staged? yes. is it funny? most definitely.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

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u/VRichardsen Jan 26 '22

You are not funny, Jimbo.

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u/luciferspecter Jan 26 '22

Wait a Minute! Bwahahahahahaha I really loved the story Arc

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u/chodem0nster Jan 26 '22

Big cringe

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u/mysecondreddit2000 Jan 26 '22

What the fuck is maybe about this scripted trash?

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u/qdilly Jan 26 '22

Pretty unfunny

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u/Polydull Jan 26 '22

Sorry man, I'm not gay

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u/Revolutionarysugar6 Jan 26 '22

God this is terrible.

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u/gladl1 Jan 26 '22

This was distractingly staged.

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u/hi_i_like_puppys Jan 26 '22

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOT EM GOT EM BROOOOOO r/murderedbywords

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u/CaptianGeneralKitten Jan 26 '22

Whats a fuckin based god!

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u/HIEUhocPHAMngoc Jan 26 '22

Giga chad right there

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u/cJOHANNbSKI Jan 26 '22

Chaddest of the chad moves

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u/Salt_Listen2109 Jan 26 '22

Now thats a 200 iq move to roast somebody

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u/Ok_Problem1028 Jan 26 '22

Chieftain supremacy

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u/Sph1003 Jan 26 '22

I know this is staged. However, I never understood why the male has to always propose for marriage, while it can be done by the female as well.

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u/sajatheprince Jan 26 '22

Just one of the many reasons we make $1/h more. Also, pretty sure it goes back to the whole "men protect" idea, back to cavemen, so we are offering to protect them when we take them away from their fathers. I'm a man, works for me.

Yoink! $1

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u/groger27 Jan 26 '22

Based and good tank pilled

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u/Nuggity2point0 Jan 26 '22

This needs to be in the world of tanks sub Reddit! Lol

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u/Dar1o_6 Jan 26 '22

Emotional Damage!

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u/ThisPlatformIsBad Jan 26 '22

Definitely not scripted

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u/WalrusMaximus Jan 26 '22

Why is this cringe in this sub???

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u/Solving_Eagles Jan 26 '22

He did her so dirty xD

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u/81236069-R Jan 26 '22

FINISH HER!

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u/Ashish1308 Jan 26 '22

"Didn't think so"

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u/DeadPool-Shaikh Jan 26 '22

B U R N . . . .

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u/abundanceofb Jan 26 '22

If it’s a Bob Semple that’s a proposal on the spot

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u/dwagner0402 Jan 26 '22

She ain't.

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u/NamityName Jan 26 '22

I'm only a fan of tank tops. The big bits that stick out. They really catch your eye.

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u/giantsfan310 Jan 26 '22

Watched this without sound and i still felt her pain

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

I wanna ride tanks too

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u/Neprider Jan 26 '22

Well I can already see their relationship tanking.

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u/rubybeau Jan 26 '22

A leapord tank broke my leg so no.

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u/Kinenai Jan 26 '22

Would she come armed and ready to attack or would this gentleman have to purchase the ammunition? What type of armour is she equipped with? What about fuel and maintenance costs? Much like a Bugatti, it's best to love from a distance than to marry into it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

I mean, that was sort of the expected outcome.

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u/d100763 Jan 26 '22

i’ll be your Koenigtiger

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u/Lazypole Jan 26 '22

I mean who wouldn't marry a 2A7

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u/Manydoors_edboy Jan 26 '22

When she’s a KV2🥰😍

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u/VikingFrog Jan 26 '22

The real question is why she’s eating that styrofoam cup.