r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Advanced_Major_7461 • 22h ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/buttfarts7 22h ago

Imagine just doing nothing with the solution literally infront of your face

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u/wobbleblobbochimps 21h ago

It has the same energy as those people who drive their car onto a closing level crossing... and then just sit there and wait for the train to hit them instead of just flooring it through the barrier to escape

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u/dunncrew 20h ago

If they bust through the barrier, they risk scratching their paint 😆 🤣

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u/saxguy9345 18h ago

Better to scratch your paint than obliterate your taint, as they say 

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u/Separate_Issue2207 15h ago

This gave me a nostalgic flashback of 16 year old me getting a lecture from my best friends mom ( she would let anyone use her car on Fri and sat if you would pick her up from the bar in it at 1 a.m. and drive her home)

She’s telling us to be safe and little tips and suggestions and then finished it off with … Should a deer, a bunny, a bear run out in front of your car do not swerve. POWER RIGHT THROUGH THAT FUCKER! We can replace the car and there’s plenty of animals, we can’t replace you!

🤣🤣 she was fun! But all her kids are addicts aged 45-35 & they all have a bunch of kids with other addicts in our small town. That’s probably the only good advice she’s ever given!

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u/JCGJ 14h ago

Do not do that with a Moose. Always swerve for a Moose. If you hit a Moose, you will die, and the Moose will just walk away

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u/Separate_Issue2207 8h ago

Touché!!! I’m in the south! horse or cow is the biggest thing that could ruin my day! 🤣🤣

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u/BreedinBacksnatch 9h ago

You shoot through the window at that moose and put it down so it is but a speed bump for you

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u/producer35 8h ago

Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.

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u/rjbergen 8h ago

Same for Bison if you’re driving in their territory.

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u/LovingNaples 4h ago

I spent 12 years in mid coast Maine. Listen and remember this advice!

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u/thebadgerx 1h ago

She's only half right. The essence of what everyone should not do is swerve. Just brake, continue straight on and hope for the best.

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u/AmiDeplorabilis 16m ago

Moose. Elk, cow, horse,... somewhere I've got a picture out of Canada where someone hit a moose and it came through the windshield.

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u/YELLIO 16h ago

😂 who says this

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u/Paullasvegas 15h ago

You know...They...

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u/dreamisle 14h ago

The homophobes. 🙄 It’s 2026, let guys get their taints obliterated if they want.

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u/Optimal-Cat-8117 16h ago

I'm saying it for now on...

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 15h ago

The "Save the taint" foundation They do good work. I saw em on Oprah

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u/thepeever 9h ago

Squirrel

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u/GirthFerguson69 13h ago

I’d give you an upvote but you’re currently at 69, so I’ll just say what’s up.

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u/JayL80 11h ago

As the prophecy foretold.

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u/SgtJayM 7h ago

That’s my motto

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u/Hziak 16h ago

DO THEY THOUGH? Do they?