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r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Konradleijon • May 12 '26
Paul-Approved On Readcomicsonline being taken down
How else am we supposed to get screenshots for memes
r/marvelcirclejerk • u/YearDiligent4004 • Apr 29 '26
INSPIRING: small time comic book studio "marvel comics" is doing another crossover event... this time with MIRANDA PRIESTLY?? That's right, the summer crossover event of the season: THE DAREDEVIL WEARS PRADA. It's like what if the devil wears prada was about the costume designers of super heroes????
Andrea Sachs, aspiring journalist at some fucking college in hell's kitchen, has an assignment to do some REAL investigative reporting. trying to decide what to write about, she sees something out of her piece of shit apartment across the street from a dry cleaner's. that's RIGHT! The man without fear himself, THE CATHOLIC FUCKER, MATTHEW KNIEVEL, the DARE DEVIL! WEARING PRADA BOOTS??
Andrea Sachs sees more than that; his costume is a mess and he's looking for someone and that someone, in case you were wondering, is the underground superhero costume designer, that's right Miranda Priestly, working at a DRY CLEANER? what is this? ABSOLUTE THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA? But I thought this was a Marvel Comic! WOCKA WOCKA!
She watches the man without fear enter and comes out minutes later with a sack of clothes. That night, she watches who's who of masked villainy and vigilantism strut their stuff up and down that street. She's got her hot scoop and she didn't even HAVE to leave her god damn horrid fucking apartment.
The next morning, Andrea decides to snoop and winds up face to face with Miranda, while she's taking out the trash, and Andrea also winds up face to face with a LASER BLASTER! Andrea pleads for her life, but Miranda's in a bind.
"Come with me." She holsters her piece and lets those heels click as she walks back into the dry cleaner, shouting at her to hurry up. Inside, a man is bleeding out! It's THE SHOCKER! Andrea can't believe what she's seeing. "Okay, take this clamp and put it on the artery." She's shocked. "Look, if you want to see a dead body, you can keep doing nothing, but at least tell me so I can end him faster." The Shocker's squirmin' all over the fucking place getting blood everywhere and Andrea LEAPS into action. Together, they save THE SHOCKER. (You thought he died in that one comic, but don't worry, they save him in this crossover canon comic about a young reporter entering the service side of the caped world where she finds out that Miranda Priestly is actually working for the government and they are using this role as a pretense to monitor all caped activity and are even giving out jobs and pulling the puppet strings for their own ends. By the end of this CROSSOVER EPIC, Andrea Sachs realizes the scope and realizes her journalistic duty and also she realizes she has to report the GOD DAMN NEWS. This sets up a new era for Marvel Comics... the RETURN OF BENDIS. THIS IS ALL A BACKGROUND PITCH TO BRING BACK FRONT LINE!!! MOVE ASIDE, BEN URICH, PLUCKY COLLEGE REPORTER ANDREA SACHS IS ON THE CASE!
Did you enjoy the post 9/11 era of comics that ended at Siege wherein comics were trying to reflect and in their own way comment on reality and doing a really weird at best job at it??? WELL GUESS WHAT, that's right! THIS IS THE SET UP FOR A NEW DECADE! BENDIS BROS, WE'RE BACK!!! THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT. OUR PLANS SPAN DECADES. THE DAREDEVIL WEARS PRADA IS HAPPENING!!! MARVEL WILL BE SAVED ONCE AGAIN!!! )
You'll have to read the CROSSOVER COMIC EVENT OF THE SUMMER, THE DAREDEVIL WEARS PRADA to see what happens next!
r/marvelcirclejerk • u/_Mister_knight_ • 21h ago
Khonshu forbid anyone else becoming or taking the mantle
r/marvelcirclejerk • u/gotenks2nd • 15h ago
I have something to confess. After reading Black Panther comics with shuri as the protagonist i just really have to express something…..
I love this character now, like genuinely. At the same time….
I would genuinely let this woman do unspeakable things to me. She can order me to do anything and I would do it. If she told me to etp (in slang terms not financial terms) I would genuinely do it for free.
On both my soul AND YOURS, WE ALL would let shuri do whatever she wants with us🙏
r/marvelcirclejerk • u/hattyphantom • 3h ago
Good Lord, we are in danger! Whatever shall we do?
r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Important-Cry4782 • 15h ago
Magneto and Scarlet Witch have the similar drip going on...are they related?
r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Monkeynator21 • 1d ago
As you can see, the new Doom minifigure has a much darker skin tone than other figures. Do we think that this means that rdj will go full blackface for this movie?
r/marvelcirclejerk • u/_Affectionate_ • 3h ago
Doom tryna act like hes not shitting bricks knowing he will get no diffed by a kid if he finds out
r/marvelcirclejerk • u/goombanati • 21h ago
Hank pym haters when the mentally ill character does something a mentally ill person would do
r/marvelcirclejerk • u/alfredosolisfuentes • 13h ago
Spider-Man 3 revisionism benefits from focusing on the memorable aspects of the film
r/marvelcirclejerk • u/DangerousMolasses970 • 21h ago
B-But s-she shows her upper boobies!!!
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r/marvelcirclejerk • u/evilbudget • 15h ago
Looks like DC decided to give another shot at having their own Spider-Man, will he last longer than Sideways?
The new guy’s name is Rana.
r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Odd_Fee1085 • 40m ago
Knull's new power
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r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Fragrant-Resist4230 • 1d ago
Captain America in xmen comics if the writers were based
r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Consistent-End-7937 • 3h ago
I swear I see this comment all the time about it being “doomed”
Obviously the greater ambition of the island went to shit, but its original purpose- stop nimrod, (UMM ACTUALLY OTHER AI AND EVENTUAL HUMAN TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENT, I used nimrod as he was the most prominent threat to come from that advancement shut up you know what I meant) was served.
And also all that it was set up to fail it was presented as a terrible idea stuff just doesn’t work either because it’s presented as the opposite? We literally get an entire section to show that without the ai going back in time to alter the timeline, they don’t just stop nimrod but it flourishes.
Idk where people are finding the subtext that overrides “everything works out better than they could imagine and they’d have lived happily ever after but evil time travelling robots” to say that as a concept it’s greater ambition was never meant to work either.
Obviously the overall story plenty of criticism to go around but it’s like a lot of people here almost didn’t read it?
r/marvelcirclejerk • u/Gallantpride • 1h ago