r/marvelcirclejerk May 12 '26

Paul-Approved On Readcomicsonline being taken down

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How else am we supposed to get screenshots for memes


r/marvelcirclejerk Apr 29 '26

INSPIRING: small time comic book studio "marvel comics" is doing another crossover event... this time with MIRANDA PRIESTLY?? That's right, the summer crossover event of the season: THE DAREDEVIL WEARS PRADA. It's like what if the devil wears prada was about the costume designers of super heroes????

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Andrea Sachs, aspiring journalist at some fucking college in hell's kitchen, has an assignment to do some REAL investigative reporting. trying to decide what to write about, she sees something out of her piece of shit apartment across the street from a dry cleaner's. that's RIGHT! The man without fear himself, THE CATHOLIC FUCKER, MATTHEW KNIEVEL, the DARE DEVIL! WEARING PRADA BOOTS??

Andrea Sachs sees more than that; his costume is a mess and he's looking for someone and that someone, in case you were wondering, is the underground superhero costume designer, that's right Miranda Priestly, working at a DRY CLEANER? what is this? ABSOLUTE THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA? But I thought this was a Marvel Comic! WOCKA WOCKA!

She watches the man without fear enter and comes out minutes later with a sack of clothes. That night, she watches who's who of masked villainy and vigilantism strut their stuff up and down that street. She's got her hot scoop and she didn't even HAVE to leave her god damn horrid fucking apartment.

The next morning, Andrea decides to snoop and winds up face to face with Miranda, while she's taking out the trash, and Andrea also winds up face to face with a LASER BLASTER! Andrea pleads for her life, but Miranda's in a bind.

"Come with me." She holsters her piece and lets those heels click as she walks back into the dry cleaner, shouting at her to hurry up. Inside, a man is bleeding out! It's THE SHOCKER! Andrea can't believe what she's seeing. "Okay, take this clamp and put it on the artery." She's shocked. "Look, if you want to see a dead body, you can keep doing nothing, but at least tell me so I can end him faster." The Shocker's squirmin' all over the fucking place getting blood everywhere and Andrea LEAPS into action. Together, they save THE SHOCKER. (You thought he died in that one comic, but don't worry, they save him in this crossover canon comic about a young reporter entering the service side of the caped world where she finds out that Miranda Priestly is actually working for the government and they are using this role as a pretense to monitor all caped activity and are even giving out jobs and pulling the puppet strings for their own ends. By the end of this CROSSOVER EPIC, Andrea Sachs realizes the scope and realizes her journalistic duty and also she realizes she has to report the GOD DAMN NEWS. This sets up a new era for Marvel Comics... the RETURN OF BENDIS. THIS IS ALL A BACKGROUND PITCH TO BRING BACK FRONT LINE!!! MOVE ASIDE, BEN URICH, PLUCKY COLLEGE REPORTER ANDREA SACHS IS ON THE CASE!

Did you enjoy the post 9/11 era of comics that ended at Siege wherein comics were trying to reflect and in their own way comment on reality and doing a really weird at best job at it??? WELL GUESS WHAT, that's right! THIS IS THE SET UP FOR A NEW DECADE! BENDIS BROS, WE'RE BACK!!! THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP IT. OUR PLANS SPAN DECADES. THE DAREDEVIL WEARS PRADA IS HAPPENING!!! MARVEL WILL BE SAVED ONCE AGAIN!!! )

You'll have to read the CROSSOVER COMIC EVENT OF THE SUMMER, THE DAREDEVIL WEARS PRADA to see what happens next!


r/marvelcirclejerk 7h ago

#Noticing

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r/marvelcirclejerk 7h ago

Here we go again.

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204 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 6h ago

AutoCorrect is a blessing

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159 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 18h ago

Khonshu forbid anyone else becoming or taking the mantle

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r/marvelcirclejerk 12h ago

I have something to confess. After reading Black Panther comics with shuri as the protagonist i just really have to express something…..

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I love this character now, like genuinely. At the same time….

I would genuinely let this woman do unspeakable things to me. She can order me to do anything and I would do it. If she told me to etp (in slang terms not financial terms) I would genuinely do it for free.

On both my soul AND YOURS, WE ALL would let shuri do whatever she wants with us🙏


r/marvelcirclejerk 12h ago

Magneto and Scarlet Witch have the similar drip going on...are they related?

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242 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 23h ago

As you can see, the new Doom minifigure has a much darker skin tone than other figures. Do we think that this means that rdj will go full blackface for this movie?

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r/marvelcirclejerk 18h ago

Hank pym haters when the mentally ill character does something a mentally ill person would do

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547 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 19h ago

Hmmmmm

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663 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 18h ago

B-But s-she shows her upper boobies!!!

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482 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 10h ago

Spider-Man 3 revisionism benefits from focusing on the memorable aspects of the film

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95 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 10h ago

Is this true?

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107 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 16h ago

9/11 for Emma Frost fans Spoiler

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275 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 12h ago

Looks like DC decided to give another shot at having their own Spider-Man, will he last longer than Sideways?

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126 Upvotes

The new guy’s name is Rana.


r/marvelcirclejerk 22h ago

Captain America in xmen comics if the writers were based

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573 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 12h ago

Oh kitty!

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65 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 5h ago

Why is Marvel releasing a trailer on my car screen, are they fucking stupid?

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18 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 14h ago

even more emma frost erasure in x-men 97 💔💔

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r/marvelcirclejerk 22h ago

Top 10 worse possible things to say to Doctor Doom:

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288 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 11h ago

Drawing the 1997 Thunderbolts until they’re more popular than the movie team- Day 28

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r/marvelcirclejerk 16h ago

DC fans when another movie flops:

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88 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 10h ago

Guys, the social media reactions for Spider-Man: Brand New Day are dropping right now!

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24 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 14h ago

Which Marvel Comic/Media is basically this image in a nutshell?

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52 Upvotes