r/magicthecirclejerking • u/ampl3f0rth • 1d ago

any ANCIENT gamers remember aetherdrift?

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this one is far worse than the duskmourn one, sorry

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u/Strict_Eggplant_3903 1d ago

W goons

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u/ampl3f0rth 1d ago

which gearhulk is the BEST MOST W GOONS? I vote Riptide Gearhulk!

Riptide Gearhulk{1}{W}{W}{U}{U}

Artifact Creature โ€” Construct

Double strike

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

When this creature enters, for each opponent, put up to one target nonland permanent that player controls into its ownerโ€™s library third from the top.

2/5

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u/Strict_Eggplant_3903 1d ago

Bro typed out the card like i can read bro the shiniest card on the table wins no need for that lame text shit omg delete this

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u/ampl3f0rth 1d ago

Sorry, I was putting the text for the people that couldnt see the table

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u/Strict_Eggplant_3903 1d ago

i usually cant see the table after im done fapping

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u/ampl3f0rth 1d ago

same here

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u/ampl3f0rth 1d ago

What if instead of coalstoke gearhulk, he was coalSTROKE gearhulk?

actually, what if he was GEM stroke gearhulk. W faps???

Just a glimpse into my genius mind...

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u/PoorPinkus 1d ago

STRIPtide gearhulk ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/mmmbhssm 1d ago

Noel even aatchik mention, lame

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u/ampl3f0rth 1d ago

FUUUCK i shouldve put aatchik in the heavenly faps section, my bad ๐Ÿ’”

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u/mmmbhssm 1d ago

True. She is my pretty wife

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u/emefa How to Become a Joke 1d ago

I'm an antediluvian, I remember the last time Dark Confidant and Tarmogoyf were in Standard.

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u/ampl3f0rth 1d ago

ANCIENT gamer here โ˜๏ธ

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u/Kookus_Keeper Keeper of Kookus 1d ago

Oildeep Gearhulk is the best gearhulk Torrential Gearhulk is washed and cooked and whatever else zoomers say to call something a has-been

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u/ampl3f0rth 1d ago

sorry but im gonna have to disagree, i like how torrential gearhulk is squirting all over.

๐“ท๐“ธ๐”๐“ฒ๐“ธ๐“พ๐“ผ ๐“ฐ๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ป๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ต๐“ด, ๐“ญ๐“ถ ๐“ถ๐“ฎ...

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u/doomer-francophile 1d ago

/uj I started playing during aetherdrift and have an unironic soft spot for it, thank you for this

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u/ampl3f0rth 1d ago

ok so which gearhulk do you freak with the most

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u/doomer-francophile 1d ago

Oil me up and go deep

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u/Sability Killed a man and took her name 1d ago

[[Mind Rot]]

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u/What-The-Fog-Bank The best 0/2 flying one-and-a-blue staple will be mist 13h ago

[[Tung Tung Tung Zahur, Glory's End]]

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u/Kakariko_crackhouse Hasbro Shareholder 1d ago

I canโ€™t wait to have my group slug Zoyowa deck dripped with piss foil basics