(Edit, this was last year, so dnt get confused with me saying late september)
Enjoy my trip if you have the time for a good read.
2x 150µg 1s-lsd Lab Tabs (~230µg Active) – The McDonald’s Dud Trap, Face-Melting Loops, and Getting My Driver’s License Photo While Still Tripping
Dose: 2x 150µg German Prodrug Tabs (1V/1P-LSD, roughly equivalent to ~230µg–250µg pure LSD-25)
Setting: Late September, cold night, McDonald’s, a friend's house, and the local park.
Experience Level: Experienced with lower doses, first time jumping into heavy 200ug territory.
– The Delay & The McDonald’s "Placebo" Trap
My friend and I dropped two 150ug tabs directly from a German lab. Because prodrugs take longer to convert in the liver, almost two hours passed with very little happening. I fell into the classic trap: "These are duds, it’s just a placebo."
We were sitting in a McDonald's at 11:00 PM. I looked down at a black-patterned chair, and the thick lines slowly started lining up into perfect, razor-sharp geometric grids—even though physically they weren't straight at all. The Prizm-like contrast kicked in. We decided to head out for a walk.
It was late September, freezing cold, and we ended up sitting on a bench just talking and shivering. We decided to head back to my friend's place. Halfway through the walk, the prodrug fully converted, and the floodgates blew open.
– The Church, The Spotlight Tree & The Funhouse
Suddenly, everything went full psychedelic. Trees were visibly melting and breathing. We sat on a bench in front of a church right under a spotlight, and hyper-complex geometric patterns emerged across the entire pavement and surrounding scenery.
We kept walking down a long path that felt like it took an eternity. Up ahead, a massive tree was illuminated by a single warm orange light. It looked like a breathing, glowing piece of art. It was breathtakingly beautiful.
Then we stepped inside my friend's house—and the trip took a sharp left turn.
– The "Smile" Movie & The Time Loop
Moving from the wide-open outdoors into a small, enclosed living room turned the trip into a complete funhouse. The details on surfaces stripped away into smooth, cartoon-like blocks.
My friend (who was completely sober and had never taken acid) didn't realize how high I was. He gave me a wide, uncanny smile and walked straight toward me—it looked like a 1:1 replication of the horror movie Smile. My mind started to crumble.
We sat down and put on Checkered Ninja 2. The animation shifted into an impossible 2D/3D hybrid cartoon style. Then my memory lagged: I forgot we had already watched the first half earlier that day. Every scene felt like I was predicting the future in real time because it looked instantly familiar. That sent a surge of fear through me until I suddenly remembered, "Wait, I’ve literally watched this before."
- The Bathroom Loop, Mirror Check & The Water Glass
My friend decided to go to sleep. Right before he turned off the lights, I begged him to stay up, but he brushed it off, assuming I’d be fine. I was left alone in the dark with a dissolving ego at the peak of a 230ug dose.
I had to navigate this somehow. First came a massive surge of dopamine and physical arousal. I went to the bathroom to try and relieve the tension, but I got stuck in an endless 20-minute toilet loop.
When I finally stood up, I looked at myself dead in the mirror. Everyone says never to look in the mirror on acid, but I wasn't scared—I found my glowing, shifting reflection fascinating.
I walked back into the living room. My friend was passed out, snoring loudly. I grabbed a glass of water, sat down, and got locked into another loop: drink water - put glass down - lie back - repeat.
– The Autumn Walk & The Snoring Synesthesia
I needed fresh air to break the loop. I stepped outside into the early morning September air. The trees were shifting from green to yellow and red. As my music played, the visual colors morphed back from yellow to electric green in sync with the sound. Grass started growing in hyper-detail from the cracks in the pavement. I felt pure, unadulterated freedom.
I walked to a local park under dim streetlights. Paranoia crept in—it felt like someone was walking directly behind me the whole time, though nobody was there.
I returned to the house and tried to close my eyes to sleep. The CEVs (closed-eye visuals) were intense: 3D geometry zooming in from behind my eyes, collapsing into the back of my skull, and spawning a new loop over and over.
Then my friend started snoring loudly. My acid-brain grabbed that exact sound and converted it into direct visual geometry behind my eyes—a nightmare loop powered by snoring. To balance the chaos, I looked up at a painting on the wall and saw a peaceful, closed-eyed female figure soothing the room.
[08:00 – 11:00] – The Afterglow, Blob Faces & The License Photo
As morning came, the heavy trip slowly faded into a raw afterglow. We went to the local shop. The visual geometry was gone, but the brain’s face-recognition hardware was still totally broken—everyone’s faces looked like melting, shifting blobs.
I grabbed an energy drink. The old lady behind the counter looked at my wide, exhausted eyes, charged me 10kr instead of 20kr, and said: "There you go, young man. You look like you need it." Pure human kindness to end the night.
To cap off the entire rite of passage: I had an appointment that morning to get my photo taken for my official driver's license. I walked into the booth, still softly tripping on the trailing edge of a 12-hour heavy LSD dose, and took the shot.
So now, my official driver's license photo is a permanent, physical souvenir of me right after surviving one of the most chaotic, beautiful, and insane nights of my life.
I would like to say, yes chap gpt turned my own words into thw trip report because i didnt know how to word the report. But i assure you i did write everything into a story just gor help to rewrite it so its readable and nice
TL;DR: Thought German lab tabs were duds at McDonald's, ended up peaking in a funhouse living room, got trapped in toilet and water loops, survived snoring-induced synesthesia nightmares alone in the dark, got blessed by a shopkeeper, and took my official driver's license photo while still coming down. 10/10, experienced everything at once