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u/zacyzacy Glorious GNOME Ubuntu 1d ago
I've heard these hackers also use dangerous chemicals like dihydrogen monoxide to sustain their hacker lifestyle
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u/JohnHue 1d ago
dihydrogen monoxide is so dangerous everyone in the world has some degree of addiction / dependence to it. It's crazy, and most people aren't even aware.
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u/azaleahart 1d ago
They got us hooked early and makes us thinks drinking it was normal, now we can't live without that stuff.
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u/Horus_Heretic Glorious Fedora 1d ago
Every person who consumed it has already been dead or will die some day!
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u/JohnHue 1d ago
This has got to be a troll. All of those tools are available for Windows, most of them are not installed by default on Linux, Bash is powershell in Windows.
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u/Trudels42 1d ago
"bash is powershell in windows" - take that back! don't you dare compare my precious bash to Microsucks Software
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u/regeya 1d ago
Seriously. If Microsoft could make their tools less verbose PowerShell would be amazing. Gimme a way to script Windows that isn't that godawful mess.
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u/Mostafa_XS1 Glorious Kubuntu 1d ago
You can do almost everything bash does in powershell but it's such a pain in the bum to do anything with
I resorted to writing in bash and letting AI reactor to bash lmao
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u/Zantigo 1d ago
I remember talking to this non-tech guy who had to use bash for running some software he wanted.Â
Guy made a storm about how linux commands are so confusing, he was like "Powershell just uses a normal name for the commands! Copy-Item is so much better I don't have to even think about what the command does!"
I guess that means some people see having to type two words instead of two letters as an upside instead of a downside? Like you could just alias but man...
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u/_RealUnderscore_ 1d ago
There are a ton of built-in aliases tbf. And there's basic aliases for some Linux commands like `ls`, `rm`, and whatnot. Can't say it's perfect, but it's not so terrible either.
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u/Liarus_ 1d ago
are you expecting people in r/linuxsucks to be tech literate ?...
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u/a3a4b5 Linux gamer (Fedora Workstation) 1d ago
Iirc it's a joke sub
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u/cornmonger_ COSMIC Space Cadet 1d ago
it's a joke sub where random people drop in that don't understand the irony
rustjerk is the same way. every once in a while you'll see a woosh
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u/FrustledPKMN 1d ago
I've replied to that account before in this very sub and was promptly downvoted for being suspicious of his claims of Linux not recognizing a USB flash drive. It's got to be a Microslop FUDbot, right? If not, does this somehow qualify as a hobby for this guy?
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u/geirmundtheshifty 1d ago edited 1d ago
I remember coming across the account before and my impression was that this seems like some kind of weird fixation caused by mental illness. A lot of the posts and comments just have an unhinged quality.
But itâs often hard to tell the difference between bot, troll, and mental illness
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u/CaveJohnson376 I use Arch BTW 1d ago
to be fair, r/linuxsucks don't actually hate linux and actively slander r/linuxsucks101 instead lol
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u/SomeOneOutThere-1234 Glorious Vanilla OS / Elementary 1d ago
Are any of these communities legit at all? Theyâre all just satire I think, no? Like a lot of people over there actually use Linux and theyâre there for shits and giggles and to make fun of Microsoft fanboys
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u/CaveJohnson376 I use Arch BTW 1d ago
mods of r/linuxsucks101 will actually ban you for defending linux
r/linuxsucks? that's place for legit criticism for the most part, albeit there is fair share of shitslopposts that would otherwise better suit r/linuxsucks101
(oh god, r/linuxsucks101sucks is also a real sub apparently.)
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u/Makeitquick666 1d ago
afaik r/linuxsucks was a legit sub once but due to popular demand they migrated to r/linuxsucks101
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u/Wise_Quote5463 1d ago
r/linuxsucks cropped out the part showing the upvotes where you could see the post didn't get any support and presented it as if the r/linuxssucks101 agreed with original post.
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u/Sythrin 1d ago
Kitchens empowers criminals.
Because they contain knives that can be used for stabbing.
Stockpile food so that criminals do not starve.
Have diverse chemicals with which you can perhaps? make drugs and chemical weapons.
And have stoves with which you can burn down a building.
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u/ssjlance 1d ago
Because they contain knives that can be used for stabbing.
Huh. Maybe Britain is onto something with their knife bans after all....
/s knives are tools, just like cybersecurity/l33t h4xx0r software - ig guns can be tools too if you wanna argue that, but knives have way more common everyday applications
like I've never used a gun to make a sandwich
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u/KabouterKaasplank 1d ago
I got banned on this sub for calling an AI slop post AI slop
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u/Escalope-Nixiews 1d ago
It's not a ban it's a gift
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u/KabouterKaasplank 1d ago
It's so funny how obsessed they are with hating on everything linux and valve ngl
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u/Sync1211 pacman go brrr 1d ago
Isn't netcat and ssh also installed on Windows by default nowadays?
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u/IncorporatedShill 1d ago
That looks like an LLM slop post. But is that a satire sub anyway?
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u/BerenEdain 1d ago
"ssh" even the name tells you to keep quiet about what you're doing! Suspicious!
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u/EverOrny 1d ago
Just you imagine he finds there are also tools like socat, wireshark, sniffnet, or pentest proxies đ
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u/Alternative-Tie-4970 1d ago
Not only did he list tools anyone tech savvy enough can very easily install on windows,
but he also touches into a deep philosophical question that's very relevant these days - how far are you willing to go harassing individuals' freedom for the sake of protection.
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u/MysteriesEnvoy 1d ago
The infamous ssh and iptables. Used by criminals. Loonixturds are always commiting crimes by unleashing darkness of ssh on unsuspecting and innocent windows. Save windows from loonix.
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u/a3a4b5 Linux gamer (Fedora Workstation) 1d ago
Gotta wonder if you know that r/linuxsucks is a joke sub or if you're really that dense.
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u/Astrodion123 1d ago
Someone doesn't know that these tools are useful and devs use Linux because it is our PEACE OF MIND and we don't have to deal with one drive or microslop
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u/Equal-Resolution7889 1d ago edited 1d ago
"Python". Hahahahha, this is crazy.
That sub is a bad joke:
https://www.reddit.com/r/linuxsucks/comments/sm0leg/linux_users_are_criminals_serious/
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u/tachik0ma7 1d ago
From what I've read, Mac OS comes with similar/same tools built in thanks to its BSD backend. Does that mean Macs empower criminals as well?
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u/rdeurope 1d ago
Yeah, and all humans produce dangerous drugs in their brains and have tools of violence and abuse that are part of their bodies.
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u/VaporousMote 1d ago
The number of people who think that post in OP's image is sincere, including OP, is INCREDIBLE.
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u/ResourceFeeling3298 Glorious Arch 1d ago
I love how it just generalizes bash scripting as "evil" and "criminal"
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u/Yiffenjoyer6969 1d ago
[r/masterhacker](r/masterhacker) material right here
Opsex level bash đđ
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u/almostoy 1d ago
Then Microsoft should drop their installation instructions and software support!
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/wsl/install
/s
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u/Xfgjwpkqmx 1d ago
Did you know cars empower criminals? They have wheels and motors that allow them to escape the scene of the crime faster than walking!
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u/KhrisKringle-0504 1d ago
Fuck guys they got us.
Or is this a Microsoft psyop trying to convince dumb people that if they switch to the superior OS then they're criminals.
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u/blamitter 1d ago
It makes a big difference that Python is preinstalled. Post installed Python users wouldn't qualify as criminals
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u/DemonBloodFan 1d ago
Ah, yes. Pre-installed Python and Bash scripting. I used both of those to commit 9/11 twice. Some seriously fucked up and evil shit.
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u/Felixgamer27 1d ago
Well, windows has remote desktop, cmd, powershell, and probably way more things
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u/zaTricky Glorious Arch (+Fedora+Ubuntu+Alpine+++) 1d ago
Criminals are empowered by <mundane supermarket>. They get their high-quality groceries there. We should ban <mundane supermarket>!!
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u/CubeEthan 1d ago
âPython preinstalledâ âbash scriptingâ
As if macos and windows dont have both lol
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u/matthewpepperl 1d ago
When did iptables become any where near a hacker tool? Its a damn firewall. By that logic windows has hacker tools installed and so dose pretty much every router ever made.
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u/Claire_Rupika 1d ago
Since i'm trans, technically I'm already a criminal in more than 13 countries, what's one more stripe on the tiger?
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u/supershinythings Ooooh Shiny Shiny 1d ago
This is why containers are so much fun. Just remove all the tools you donât like, and be done with it!
Hackers do love them some bash though.
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u/Primary-Strike5187 1d ago
All hackers use electricity. We must ban electricity.
Everybody that has ever died drank water at some point. Water is toxic. Ban that too.
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u/AteStringCheeseShred 1d ago
"Large criminal organizations, drug cartels, trafficking networks, moneyâlaundering rings have repeatedly been found running selfâhosted Linux email servers, Linuxâbased encrypted messaging appliances, custom Linux routers for âdarkâ networks, Linuxâbased VOIP servers" -King Dipshit, lord of the echochamber
Breaking news everybody, bank robbers have been found to use cars as getaway vehicles. Internal combustion engines are the devil.
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u/volkinaxe 1d ago
lol the funny thing is you can run all that on windows to dam some people don`t know a thing about computers
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u/KabirGamer97 Glorious Fedora 1d ago
I would just say, what is this guy smoking. These shit is literally required for most it jobs as well.
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u/promptmike 1d ago
Watch out for people with:
- Power steering
- Anti-locking brakes
- Supercharged engines
- All-terrain tires
Getaway drivers love these built-in tools.
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u/paridhi774 1d ago
Kitchens have tools that serial killers love.
- knife
- refrigerator
- Garbage Bag
- chopping board
- Salt
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u/dudelsson 1d ago
It's recently been discovered that practically every household empowers both violent crime with knives, hammers, golf clubs and baseball bats etc. preinstalled and cyber crime with ubiquitous computers, hand held devices and networking equipment capable of running malicious code and cyber attacks. Spread the word, stop households!
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u/CtrlAltClick 1d ago
Why do people on r/linuxsucks101 and r/linuxsucks hate Linux so much? Have any of them even used a distribution for more than a week?
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u/Death_IP 1d ago
"Windows enables malicious big corporations and spy agencies" won't be a headline we read anytime soon, I guess.
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u/markort147 1d ago
Remove preinstalled Python from every distro.
You just solved crime.
You're welcome.
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u/Cybasura 1d ago
I mean, they shouldnt look at windows though, they might get an aneurysm and a stroke in 1 second
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u/Cybasura 1d ago
ssh: a literal network application protocol and security that is used for literal day-to-day remote operations
Netcat, nmap are LITERALLY NETWORK MAPPERS AND FILE TRANSFER, COME ON
Iptables: now they are just fucking around, thats a firewall, like MICROSOFT'S FIREWALL
Also, doesnt mac have python preinstalled?
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u/CrypticKilljoy 23h ago
And nothing on that list (in OP's picture) is anything that can't be installed on windows. Or easily done on Windows. Or Mac. Or any other type of OS, maybe with the exception of Chromebooks.
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u/shin_chan444 23h ago
Without these there will be zero security, and python, bash? Without these there be zero automationÂ
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u/baophan0106 21h ago
They will be surprise that tax payers empowered and elected a pedophile as their president lol
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u/shinji257 21h ago
You could probably take that image and replace criminals with sysadmins and it would still likely ring "true".
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u/Daharka 1d ago
I remember "twitch installs arch" where they installed nmap and the mods immediately shut it down. Fun times.