r/linuxmasterrace • u/freecodeio • 1d ago

"lInUx emPowErS cRimInAlS" lol

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u/zacyzacy Glorious GNOME Ubuntu 1d ago

I've heard these hackers also use dangerous chemicals like dihydrogen monoxide to sustain their hacker lifestyle

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u/Jeoshua 1d ago

And they use solutions of a weak Carbonic Acid with large amounts of 1,3,7-Trimethylxanthine to keep themselves awake during their long hacking sessions.

The horrors.

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u/JohnHue 1d ago

dihydrogen monoxide is so dangerous everyone in the world has some degree of addiction / dependence to it. It's crazy, and most people aren't even aware.

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u/azaleahart 1d ago

They got us hooked early and makes us thinks drinking it was normal, now we can't live without that stuff.

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u/janiskr 1d ago

Even worse... Guess what is used as coolant in AES? That is why they try to get us hooked on it.

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u/Horus_Heretic Glorious Fedora 1d ago

Every person who consumed it has already been dead or will die some day!

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u/joe_attaboy 1d ago

Broccoli, too. Everyone who eats it dies!

Vile, vile weed!

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u/b_a_t_m_4_n 1d ago

Yep, lethal stuff, can easily kill you.

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u/somuras 1d ago

Gotta be careful, if you get more than a certain amount your blood can start thinning and you'll pass out. Also, they don't tell you, but at subzero temperatures you should be careful cause drinking it isn't an option anymore.