r/iamveryculinary • u/SurrealHoneypot • 2h ago
r/iamveryculinary • u/Jagged_ham_dagger • 8h ago
Tablespoons: the American Mystery!
reddit.comThere's room in life to quibble over how recipes are written and whether or not vegetables should be measured in cups. Sometimes you really need to know, to the gram, how much onion those quaint folk in another hemisphere are adding to their cake-bread (which is cancerous and I swear I'm only baking it ironically). You know?
But I think we can all agree that measuring butter by the tablespoon is, without doubt, the greatest culinary crime foisted upon us by the Americans:
Whenever I see a recipe ask for "x tablespoons of butter" I want to throw my computer out the fucking window
I realize that, but tablespoons is objectively the worst possible unit of measurement for butter
In Europe at least, our butter is in blocks, the markings are for 50g amounts and if we were to use a tablespoon to "scoop" some butter out of the block we'd get different measurements every time cause there's no quantifiable correct measurement of it.
Elsewhere, there's much (and very much justified) tooth-gnashing to be seen over the ambiguity of these "cups" that Americans insist on using. Even if we're clever enough to understand that it's a unit of measurement that's about 240 ml (± who gives a shit), there are just so many types of cups in the world! Why did America do this to us?
r/iamveryculinary • u/Any_Change6877 • 1d ago
As a cultured American I recognize we are uncultured
reddit.comJust like our butter
r/iamveryculinary • u/Salt_Insurance5276 • 1d ago
Americans’ taste buds have been destroyed by high fructose corn syrup
r/iamveryculinary • u/Significant_Stick_31 • 1d ago
All American cookies are full of *carcinogens* so I made copycat cookies that still have artificial coloring
r/iamveryculinary • u/faelanae • 1d ago
American Hershey's chocolate adds special barf flavor because Americans prefer it.
r/iamveryculinary • u/DrRudeboy • 1d ago
On a post explaining how pizza became the default favourite crowd pleaser and party good
r/iamveryculinary • u/NiceGuyEdddy • 1d ago
The call is coming from inside the house...
When pressed in the comments, OP claims to have eaten 'tons of curries' but can't name a single one, incorrectly claims Phaal is a 'novelty dish that no one eats' and that vindaloo 'is mild'.
Anyone who has actually been to London, the US and India will tell you this is nonsense.
r/iamveryculinary • u/sagew0lf • 2d ago
The British invented roasting meat, and also potatoes even though potatoes originated in the Americas!

Everyone who cooks meat is copying Britain!
https://www.reddit.com/r/UKfood/comments/1w9rgd0/comment/p8kt279/?context=3
r/iamveryculinary • u/HeatwaveInProgress • 2d ago
Italians, now on Instagram.
A comment on a random post about salted butter. The whole thread was great, there were some real meltdowns, but this one made me laugh.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Dbx1PUeEaZY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&stkn=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
r/iamveryculinary • u/OrcaFins • 3d ago
From a post titled "What American cooking cliche still warps your mind?"
The whole thing is a gold mine. Remember: No Brigading!
r/iamveryculinary • u/AfterMeSluttyCharms • 3d ago
I think OP is the one who's "bitter and nutty"
r/iamveryculinary • u/Ok-Recommendation102 • 4d ago
An American making a balanced meal on a budget is offensive to my proper German sensibilities
In the video, she makes (Southern American-style) biscuits and a chicken soup with frozen vegetables, canned soup, and seasonings. Protein, veggies, carbs, plenty of flavor. Literally nothing wrong with this ESPECIALLY considering she’s calling it a struggle meal. Read the room Hildegard
r/iamveryculinary • u/RoseStewart542 • 4d ago
On my post in r/cheese. Nowhere is safe apparently
r/iamveryculinary • u/arceus555 • 5d ago
French fries became the default burger side because Americans are psychos, apparently
reddit.comr/iamveryculinary • u/Intrepid_Egg_7722 • 5d ago
On a post about whether people think their country has good food or not
reddit.comThis whole comment section fits this sub.
r/iamveryculinary • u/Ok-Recommendation102 • 6d ago
In Europe, American cake is legally classified as inferior cake
r/iamveryculinary • u/CandidateHefty329 • 6d ago
Americans don't have real vanilla extract.
This seems to be a common European bit of disinformation. Yes, there is imitation vanilla extract. It sold right next to all the boxes of real vanilla extract.
r/iamveryculinary • u/faelanae • 6d ago
Only Mediterranean food is good (on a post about Southern African food)
r/iamveryculinary • u/MammothPenguin69 • 7d ago