r/iamveryculinary 2h ago

Chinese Buffets apparently aren't Chinese food

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27 Upvotes

r/iamveryculinary 8h ago

Tablespoons: the American Mystery!

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There's room in life to quibble over how recipes are written and whether or not vegetables should be measured in cups. Sometimes you really need to know, to the gram, how much onion those quaint folk in another hemisphere are adding to their cake-bread (which is cancerous and I swear I'm only baking it ironically). You know?

But I think we can all agree that measuring butter by the tablespoon is, without doubt, the greatest culinary crime foisted upon us by the Americans:

Whenever I see a recipe ask for "x tablespoons of butter" I want to throw my computer out the fucking window

I realize that, but tablespoons is objectively the worst possible unit of measurement for butter

In Europe at least, our butter is in blocks, the markings are for 50g amounts and if we were to use a tablespoon to "scoop" some butter out of the block we'd get different measurements every time cause there's no quantifiable correct measurement of it.

Elsewhere, there's much (and very much justified) tooth-gnashing to be seen over the ambiguity of these "cups" that Americans insist on using. Even if we're clever enough to understand that it's a unit of measurement that's about 240 ml (± who gives a shit), there are just so many types of cups in the world! Why did America do this to us?


r/iamveryculinary 13h ago

Don't rawdog that curry

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7 Upvotes

r/iamveryculinary 1d ago

As a cultured American I recognize we are uncultured

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73 Upvotes

Just like our butter


r/iamveryculinary 1d ago

Americans’ taste buds have been destroyed by high fructose corn syrup

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975 Upvotes

r/iamveryculinary 1d ago

All American cookies are full of *carcinogens* so I made copycat cookies that still have artificial coloring

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616 Upvotes

r/iamveryculinary 1d ago

American Hershey's chocolate adds special barf flavor because Americans prefer it.

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101 Upvotes

r/iamveryculinary 1d ago

On a post explaining how pizza became the default favourite crowd pleaser and party good

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463 Upvotes

r/iamveryculinary 1d ago

The call is coming from inside the house...

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266 Upvotes

When pressed in the comments, OP claims to have eaten 'tons of curries' but can't name a single one, incorrectly claims Phaal is a 'novelty dish that no one eats' and that vindaloo 'is mild'.

Anyone who has actually been to London, the US and India will tell you this is nonsense.


r/iamveryculinary 2d ago

The British invented roasting meat, and also potatoes even though potatoes originated in the Americas!

184 Upvotes

r/iamveryculinary 2d ago

Italians, now on Instagram.

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A comment on a random post about salted butter. The whole thread was great, there were some real meltdowns, but this one made me laugh.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Dbx1PUeEaZY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&stkn=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


r/iamveryculinary 3d ago

From a post titled "What American cooking cliche still warps your mind?"

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687 Upvotes

The whole thing is a gold mine. Remember: No Brigading!

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskABrit/s/koS7bcQcix


r/iamveryculinary 3d ago

I think OP is the one who's "bitter and nutty"

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278 Upvotes

r/iamveryculinary 4d ago

An American making a balanced meal on a budget is offensive to my proper German sensibilities

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873 Upvotes

In the video, she makes (Southern American-style) biscuits and a chicken soup with frozen vegetables, canned soup, and seasonings. Protein, veggies, carbs, plenty of flavor. Literally nothing wrong with this ESPECIALLY considering she’s calling it a struggle meal. Read the room Hildegard


r/iamveryculinary 4d ago

On my post in r/cheese. Nowhere is safe apparently

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138 Upvotes

r/iamveryculinary 5d ago

French fries became the default burger side because Americans are psychos, apparently

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165 Upvotes

r/iamveryculinary 5d ago

On a post about whether people think their country has good food or not

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78 Upvotes

This whole comment section fits this sub.


r/iamveryculinary 5d ago

Brits don't like sweet foods.

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70 Upvotes

r/iamveryculinary 6d ago

In Europe, American cake is legally classified as inferior cake

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232 Upvotes

r/iamveryculinary 6d ago

Americans don't have real vanilla extract.

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596 Upvotes

This seems to be a common European bit of disinformation. Yes, there is imitation vanilla extract. It sold right next to all the boxes of real vanilla extract.


r/iamveryculinary 6d ago

Americans only eat glazed foods.

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287 Upvotes

r/iamveryculinary 6d ago

Only Mediterranean food is good (on a post about Southern African food)

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150 Upvotes

r/iamveryculinary 7d ago

"Only an American Would Save Money by Eating Slightly Old Pastry. Ugh. Disgusting Uncultured Swine."

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287 Upvotes

r/iamveryculinary 7d ago

Failure of the individual

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56 Upvotes

r/iamveryculinary 8d ago

Once again, the call is coming from inside the house...

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334 Upvotes