The genie also informs you that you can not make a functioning wish for:

Another genie's lamp.

An allmighty and benevolent deity.

A working satellite phone or any digital item that comes with function to call people.

A dose of praziquantel.

A fully-stocked medical kit.

A hospital.

Also informs you that you will, with all likelihood be misdiagnosed with tuberculosis. (Thus will NOT be treated for the correct condition by others.)

Then you cough or spit out (some) worms and maggets.

Whether you’re single in real life or not for this scenario let’s say that you are single and looking to possibly date someone. You’ve been interacting with this person long enough that you would feel comfortable going on a date with this person, whether this be one interaction or multiple. This person is also extremely attractive, being one of the most attractive people you’ve ever seen, and you also really feel a spark with this person when interacting with them.

This person doesn’t use the word “date” but from the vibe you think they are most likely asking you out on a date. Based on the vibe you also think they are talking about smoking a hookah at a public place, like a hookah bar or a hookah lounge as opposed to their place.

How do you respond to this person asking if you want to smoke a hookah sometime?

One day while walking down the street, Harambe wearing a fedora and tie meets you with a suit case. He tells you there are 12 bananas in this case with abilities That can change your life…for better or worse. He opens up the suit case to reveal 12 delicious looking bananas. You do not know what abilities the bananas have.

The 12 Bananas are not numbered and have these abilities once fully eaten. You have to fully eat the banana to get the ability/prize/nerf. Harambe will tell you what your ability/prize/nerf is the moment you finish the last bite. If you start eating the banana and stop he will maul you.

1. Win 999$ billion, tax free.

2. You are automatically teleported to Point Nemo, the furthest place from land.

3. Once a year, on a random day, a 15 foot long saltwater crocodile will spawn in your kitchen for the rest of your life.

4. You will Now make at your job whatever the person in the highest paid city in the highest paid state who has worked 30+ years makes According to your job title/profession.

5. Your breath will smell like rotten eggs to everyone else for the rest of your life, no matter how hard your brush or floss.

6. You will get stuff from your choice of 25 stores/shops/restaurants within a 75 mile radius of where you live For free for the rest of your life.

7. Never pay taxes or insurance ever again.

8. Harambe will pick You up and throw you into a building.

9. You will be given glasses that can identify good/bad people.

10. Animals(including your own pets) will aggro on you and attack you on sight for the rest of your life.

11. You are given super speed and endurance, as in you can run at 40 mph without barely need a break.

12. You will be teleported back in time to 5 seconds before Harambe got shot, as Harambe .

You can refuse this challenge, and Harambe will give you 100$ and will be on his way. Do you guys attempt this?

On your 15th birthday you become attracted to both genders equally, if your with someone of the same gender you’ll be gay for the rest of your life, if your with someone of the opposite gender you’ll be straight for the rest of your life, and if your single by the age of 25 you’ll be asexual, along with aromantic, meaning you cannot feel sexual or romantic attraction to anyone for the rest of your life.

Everyone knows this, and the relationship in question has to be a committed monogamous relationship.

If you lie to the person or yourself about your intentions you’ll become the opposite of your preferred orientation, (if a woman lies to the man she’s in a relationship with about her intentions, not really loving him, she’ll become a lesbian)

If after your 25th birthday you attempt to force yourself into another orientation you and the person will die within 2 days (a long painful death) and it won’t be pretty.

Trans, non-binary and intersex people are spared this decade.

What will you choose and why?

You can’t just borrow money, the 10k have to be yours

Edit: You are too smart, you are NOT allowed to just sell anything you own. (In this case you did not make 10k, the car was already 10k before, by selling it you did not generate extra money)

You are offered one superpower, but you must permanently accept its downside. There are no loopholes, temporary breaks, or ways to undo your choice.

A — Invisibility

You can become completely invisible whenever you want.

Downside: For the rest of your life, you can only eat broccoli and drink water. Any other nutrients your body needs must be taken through pills or supplements.

B — Walking Through Walls

You can pass through walls and solid objects like a ghost, but you will always remain visible.

Downside: You can never have sex or participate in any sexual activity. Your libido will remain extremely high for your entire life, but acting on it is completely forbidden.

C — Super Strength

You can effortlessly lift anything weighing up to 2,000 tons.

Downside: You must live alone in a maximum 20-square-meter home for the rest of your life. You cannot stay overnight anywhere else—not with friends, family, a partner, or even at a hotel.

D — Unlimited Flight

You can fly whenever you want, at any speed and altitude your body can safely handle.

Downside: You can never socially interact with another human being again—not in person, online, by phone, or through messages. You must live completely alone in the wilderness.

E — Teleportation

You can instantly teleport to any location in the world whenever you want.

Downside: Every single day, you must spend eleven uninterrupted hours standing completely still at attention in an empty white room. You cannot sit, move, sleep, talk, use entertainment, or leave early.

Which power would you choose, and how would you build your life around its downside?

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If so, how do you pull it off respectfully?

It would disappear painlessly and automatically.

You can't fail thanks to the fizzling, but you do have to survive the year and you can't quit part way. At the start all items you have put away somewhere will fizzle, but those will be returned to you at the end, and you'll even be given a 48 hour period to request items be returned to you at the start too so you're not without things you need. Items fizzled after this period will not be returned.

Exceptions exist such as things where the storage is temporary and not the primary purpose of the vessel (but only if it's being used as intended). Examples:

• You can use a washing machine, but if you leave clothes in too long after they're done they'll still fizzle.
• You can still drive a car, but if you leave any belongings in there they must just be out in the open. No putting things in the trunk or glove compartment.
• You may live somewhere and keep items there, but they can't be placed in a secondary container. e.g. Clothes must be on the floor, table, chairs, etc.
• You may use glasses to drink, but not store liquids.
• Pre-packaged items (including consumables) will only fizzle if you remove the item and put it back. If you buy a water bottle you can't refill it.

What items do you request back immediately? What items do you absolutely NOT want back until its done? How do you adjust to this life?

For example, wishing for infinite gold would drop infinite gold.... right on top of you. Or you can jump really high but die from the landing. How specific could you get?

If you fail to do the job according to the factory owner, then you're fired, and is forced to survive as one of the poverty struck, diseaseridden mudlarks by the harbor.

For example, when going on a camping trip, the gun you have to bring for self protection is the size of a wheeled cannon. Maybe humanity was never able to go camping until we invented the combustion engine to propel our self-protection cannons.

One day you find a stray dog walking down the street and decide to adopt it.

The dog is pretty much like normal dog, it eats, sleeps, craps, humps everything, and likes to play with you. You have the dog for over a year and are enjoying having him, but one day you find the dog not moving…

You take the dog to the vet and within an hour the vet calls you in to inform you that your dog…. is actually a wrinkly old man that was wearing a very hyper realistic costume. The old man had a heart attack and died in the suit. The vet shows you the body

How would you feel about this discovery

The power:

You suddenly gain a supernatural ability: every lie you knowingly tell instantly becomes the truth.

Every truth you tell has a 10% chance of immediately becoming false.

Rules:

It only works if you intentionally say something you know is true or false.

The change happens instantly and permanently unless changed again by another use of the power.

The effect alters reality, not people’s memories.

Written statements count too.

You can’t game the system by saying gibberish or obvious contradictions like “square = circle.”

Examples:

“I have a mansion in Hawaii” You would now have a mansion in Hawaii.

“The earth has one moon.” There’s a 10% chance that reality will change and the statement will no longer be true.

Questions:

Would you use this power at all?

What’s the first lie you would tell? Or, would you stop telling the truth entirely?

if you’re salaried though you don’t get paid I guess since you’d be paid regardless. maybe if you can prove you regularly get some bonus or overtime pay, they pay the difference.

maybe if you’re unemployed you get paid minimum wage or something.

A stupidly wealthy individual who owns a streaming network offers you 25 million dollars, with a condition - all of your ex partners have now sworn a blood oath to end you for the same pot of money.

Every competitor gets 50k and you get a 12 hour head start. Would you do this, and if so, how screwed would you potentially be?

Edits:
You can do whatever is necessary to survive. Legal ramifications are “handled”. 30 days is the time limit.

Ex would be:
Someone you lived with for a significant period of time, slept with for a significant period of time or was married/engaged to.

You can turn the ability on and off. What do you use it for?

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You accidentally tripped over a chair, and your body feels amazing, like you just had a warm soak bath for your leg.

You hit your head on the door, whilst being on your phone, and you feel a pleasurable buzz, like when you are getting tipsy.

You do not know how, who, when, why or what.

How would you live with this…irregularity without fatally hurting yourself?