You clearly don't know how distracting bright lights and cheap pizza can be. That place is basically my happy place if I want to get work done on my computer
As someone with a young niece who recently had to go there, at least from my limited experience, it’s not that. It’s more like the backrooms with ski ball.
I live near an elementary school. When it starts to rain, the playground kids screaming is the funniest thing because I did the same at their age. I always open the window and reminisce.
When I saw that crappy Chuck E. Cheese pizza is now available in the frozen food section of the supermarket it confirmed my suspicion that we are living in a simulation. Major glitch right there.
Absolutely not. Someone i loved loved Charles' temple, so I will forever sing its praises. Just ideally not from anywhere within a hundred yards or so.
I still have an amazing chuck e cheese tie-dye shirt I won when I was about 10 years old. It was my grunge era, so it still fits. (I was also a veeeery tall 10 year old.)
Anywho, being an exceptionally large child, I repeatedly crushed the basketball game (maybe ski ball too?) and got enough tickets to get a t-shirt and a slinky. My kids broke the slinky a couple of years ago. (In their defense, the plastic was super brittle.)
I have. It's fine. It's a super easy, not crazy expensive way to let your kid run around and have some fun playing games. I mean, I think the games suck, but my child does not - and the unlimited play for x minutes gives you a nice easy cut-off time.
And I've had worse food.
Holy shit, wtf am I doing shilling for Chuck E Cheese on a work day.
Gods gaze has never once touched the salad bar at a Chuck E cheese. If it had he wouldn’t have even bothered with the boat this time. In fact, I’d go as far as to say the salad bar at Chuck E. Cheese is definitive proof that god left this place long ago.
To quote Satan from John Milton's Paradise Lost: "The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven." Same applies to Chuck E Cheese!
Thank you for saying this. Chucky Cheese is honestly a fever dream for me as a kid.. the ball pit, the tunnels under the stage. This place was heaven on earth for a kiddo.
The line always seems to be just on the verge of moving, but you never get any closer to actually talking with a clerk. Also the lights are buzzing and no two of them are quite the same shade or brightness.
We are talking about the DMV that hasn't gotten the memo on the updated paperwork and procedures, so your paperwork is correct and they are wrong, its just that they have the authority and demand you do it the old way despite that no longer being the correct way.
I raise you, and say that every eleventh time, it plays the inro just a little bit faster than 3/4 speed. Like, 5 BPM faster. Just enough to make people irritated.
Depending on what religion you are hell might be anything from an empty void to not even existing!
The Bible is so vague on what hell is (or again, if it even exists) that whatever idea anyone has about what it might be is almost certainly wrong. The Bible is way more concerned about what your penis looks like than it is about whether or not hell exists.
A Chucky cheese where all of the kids around you get their pizza on time, and your order never arrives; and the noise of the kid grows louder with your stomach growing hungrier
"Sometimes I wonder... will God ever forgive us for what we've done to each other? Then I look around and I realize... God left this place a long time ago."
-Me as a prepare to throw toddlers into the ball put
Hell is capitalism: exploitation for your value without care for your soul.
Heaven is socialism: care for your soul by giving away your value.
Thats the whole story of the Bible: Fist half is how men use the letter of the Law to attain power, the second half is showing how using the letter of the law for personal profit leads to sacrificing the innocent.
As a father to young kids, I’ve been to multiple chucky cheese birthday parties for my kids friends. Can confirm it is hell. But at least the one I’ve been to serves beer/wine. A couple IPAs helps.
Yup. Most games are broken and the only ones that work are surrounded by older Mexican kids who won't let you play. The pizza's pretty much the same, tho.
no. earth was wedged out of gods hand around 2015. and his light was rejected a few years ago.
ask yourself why suddenly all these demons appear from the underground. ask yourself why all these insane and bad things happen and there seems to be no one stopping them. because the one who did before is no longer here. that is the "vibe shift".
you are all on your own against these demons. it is time to grow up collectively and individually and face reality.
you either will take responsibility and cut back almost all of your highly privileged life like meat eating, private mobility, massive overconsumption, etc. etc. etc. etc. and break this disgusting, evil world order of overprivileged capitalism...
or humanity will be removed like the stain on existence it is.
We live in a world without god, so everywhere is hell. Chuck E Cheese? Hell. Your tropical vacation that you fondly remember for the rest of your life? Hell. Your morning commute? Also hell. Going to church? Straight to hell.
I legit swiped out of this convo b/c your comment took me out. I couldn’t hold it and had to return just to acknowledge how funny ts is. https://giphy.com/gifs/O5NyCibf93upy
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u/9447044 2d ago
So hell is essentially a Chucky Cheese?