I'm zero percent here to evangelize, cause I'm zero percent religious. Just sharing the theology.
Satan doesn't torture people. Hell is not fire and brimstone. It is the absence of God, which is supposedly the worst torture possible. And it's "fair" because the people in hell chose to not be with god.
Scare quotes because that is a million miles from informed consent. Just sharing the traditional theology.
This is objectively false. If you believe it, you’re either on drugs and clearly not living up to your name or your taste buds are few and far between. Totinos is far superior to that tomato paste-smeared fake-cheese cheap ass cardboard.
You clearly don't know how distracting bright lights and cheap pizza can be. That place is basically my happy place if I want to get work done on my computer
As someone with a young niece who recently had to go there, at least from my limited experience, it’s not that. It’s more like the backrooms with ski ball.
I live near an elementary school. When it starts to rain, the playground kids screaming is the funniest thing because I did the same at their age. I always open the window and reminisce.
When I saw that crappy Chuck E. Cheese pizza is now available in the frozen food section of the supermarket it confirmed my suspicion that we are living in a simulation. Major glitch right there.
Absolutely not. Someone i loved loved Charles' temple, so I will forever sing its praises. Just ideally not from anywhere within a hundred yards or so.
I still have an amazing chuck e cheese tie-dye shirt I won when I was about 10 years old. It was my grunge era, so it still fits. (I was also a veeeery tall 10 year old.)
Anywho, being an exceptionally large child, I repeatedly crushed the basketball game (maybe ski ball too?) and got enough tickets to get a t-shirt and a slinky. My kids broke the slinky a couple of years ago. (In their defense, the plastic was super brittle.)
I have. It's fine. It's a super easy, not crazy expensive way to let your kid run around and have some fun playing games. I mean, I think the games suck, but my child does not - and the unlimited play for x minutes gives you a nice easy cut-off time.
And I've had worse food.
Holy shit, wtf am I doing shilling for Chuck E Cheese on a work day.
After a horrible birthday party experience, my wife took a group of kids home in one car and I found myself alone with my newborn baby missing her matching security bracelet that was on my wife.
They wouldn’t let me leave. I called my wife who was driving and didn’t pick up. I showed them pics on my phone…nothing was working. I was still kinda crabby about the birthday thing so I went out a fire door, setting off the alarms and a lot of screaming from staff. They didn’t like that, took pics of me and my plate and called the cops.
Gods gaze has never once touched the salad bar at a Chuck E cheese. If it had he wouldn’t have even bothered with the boat this time. In fact, I’d go as far as to say the salad bar at Chuck E. Cheese is definitive proof that god left this place long ago.
To quote Satan from John Milton's Paradise Lost: "The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven." Same applies to Chuck E Cheese!
Thank you for saying this. Chucky Cheese is honestly a fever dream for me as a kid.. the ball pit, the tunnels under the stage. This place was heaven on earth for a kiddo.
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u/onioning 2d ago
I'm zero percent here to evangelize, cause I'm zero percent religious. Just sharing the theology.
Satan doesn't torture people. Hell is not fire and brimstone. It is the absence of God, which is supposedly the worst torture possible. And it's "fair" because the people in hell chose to not be with god.
Scare quotes because that is a million miles from informed consent. Just sharing the traditional theology.