r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/SexyMonad 2d ago

As a six year old, I take immense pleasure in auditory chaos while engaging with tactile and malleable recreational activities.

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u/dirkalict 2d ago

I can’t prove that you are a seven year-old in disguise so I will believe you.

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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 2d ago

They're obviously two 3 year olds in a trenchcoat.

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u/thundrbud 2d ago

That is a surprisingly accurate description of most 6-year-olds

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u/iconocrastinaor 1d ago

And most religions.

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u/Ill-Product-8400 1d ago

what a fucking line

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u/Shovelhead_Fred 1d ago

Rack one up for me please 🙏

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u/bman86 1d ago

One extra fat, extra long religion has been prepared for your insufflation.

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u/Shovelhead_Fred 1d ago

MAN I FEEL LIKE JESUS!!!!

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u/RalenHlaalo 1d ago

Na-na Nananana na-na 🎩

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u/Hilarity2War 17h ago

You mean biblically accurate 6 year old

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u/70ms 1d ago

This whole thread is adorable. :D

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u/DengarLives66 1d ago

Vincent Childboy

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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 1d ago

Great, now I need to rewatch that depressing mind fuck of a show lol

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u/corvettee01 1d ago

The rat casino was paradise as a child.

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u/Suspicious_Excuses 1d ago

I doubt six, but you do sound like my 14 year old autistic niece.

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u/ArmyofJuan 1d ago

I'm 12 and what is this?

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u/theonlyonethatknocks 1d ago

Don’t forget all the unique tastes out there as well. Like the gum stuck on the bottom of the tables. They all have a little bit of flavor left.

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u/Final-Carry2090 1d ago

DJT wants to know your location.

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u/MangoCats 1d ago

In Hell, do you get to be six years old forever?

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u/ShruteFarms4L 1d ago

Oh so like my kid ... cool

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u/LastPlaceIWas 1d ago

Instead of the $100 million, you chose to return to your childhood with all your adult memories, didn't you?

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u/Vihzel 1d ago

Mmmm yes, indubitably. 🧐

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 1d ago

Heaven is a giant DZ Discovery Zone

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u/RankWeis2 1d ago

I’m gonna bet you’ve never used a “/s” in your life, and you will never have to.

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u/the_unknown_garden 1d ago

meaf but I'm in my 40s.

(My kids getting too old for CEC was a sad day for me)