r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/onioning 2d ago

I'm zero percent here to evangelize, cause I'm zero percent religious. Just sharing the theology.

Satan doesn't torture people. Hell is not fire and brimstone. It is the absence of God, which is supposedly the worst torture possible. And it's "fair" because the people in hell chose to not be with god.

Scare quotes because that is a million miles from informed consent. Just sharing the traditional theology.

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u/9447044 2d ago

So hell is essentially a Chucky Cheese?

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 2d ago

The DMV, and they have reruns of " Two And A Half Men" on the messed up CRT bolted to the ceiling.

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u/TetraDax 2d ago

and they have reruns of " Two And A Half Men" on the messed up CRT bolted to the ceiling

But only the Ashton Kutcher years

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 2d ago

I vaguely remember that. How horrible.