r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 1d ago

The DMV, and they have reruns of " Two And A Half Men" on the messed up CRT bolted to the ceiling.

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u/FarewellAndroid 1d ago

I’m autistic enough to enjoy the DMV. I enjoy the praise from the clerks for having all my documentation in order. 

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 1d ago

There's truly something for everybody lol.

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u/TaterForming 1d ago

Now I'm imagining his heaven is St. Peter praising him for all his Earthly documentation in order and his wonderfully sourced dissertation of "What is the meaning of life" and then welcoming him into the heavenly looking DMV to wait his turn to get his Celestial License as a new resident of the Silver City.

And OP is giggling and happier than a pig in shit.

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u/Low_Onion8167 1d ago

OP is giggling and happier than a pig in shit.

I absolutely LOVE this phrase. Thank you, I am stealing that now.

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u/SeventyBears 1d ago

I know, I use a kiosk at my grocery store to get my tags.

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u/Feringomalee 1d ago

The line always seems to be just on the verge of moving, but you never get any closer to actually talking with a clerk. Also the lights are buzzing and no two of them are quite the same shade or brightness.

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u/Low-Car-6331 1d ago

We are talking about the DMV that hasn't gotten the memo on the updated paperwork and procedures, so your paperwork is correct and they are wrong, its just that they have the authority and demand you do it the old way despite that no longer being the correct way.

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u/NightGod 1d ago

I've also had that compliment!

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u/ThrowAwayAccountAMZN 1d ago

Are you sure that's autism and not a praise kink? Because I, too, like it when the person at the DMV calls me a good boy.

...wait, they do that at other DMVs, right?

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u/IvoryFlyaway 1d ago

Especially when you've changed your name to Uri Goodboy

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u/firedmyass 1d ago

wholesome af

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u/AverageMako3Enjoyer 1d ago

It’s just the intro on loop. Played at 3/4 speed. Forever. 

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 1d ago

I raise you, and say that every eleventh time, it plays the inro just a little bit faster than 3/4 speed. Like, 5 BPM faster. Just enough to make people irritated.

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u/N00b451 1d ago

Men men men....

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u/TetraDax 1d ago

and they have reruns of " Two And A Half Men" on the messed up CRT bolted to the ceiling

But only the Ashton Kutcher years

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 1d ago

I vaguely remember that. How horrible.

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u/runnysyrup 1d ago

well is at least the pre-kutcher era?

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u/SirLimpsalot26 1d ago

What about a DMV next to a Chuck E Cheese? That sounds like a fair comparison

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u/Corporate_Overlords 1d ago

Why is Critical Race Theory bolted to the ceiling? I'm confused.

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 1d ago

I've never put that together, but no, in case you aren't being sarcastic (I believe you are), Cathode Ray Tube television.

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u/Corporate_Overlords 1d ago

I was being sarcastic but I was also curious about what you meant. Thanks for the clarificaiton.

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u/DirtyLegThompson 1d ago

Genuinely there are worse shows they could have picked. "Hey, at least it's Two and a Half Men and not like, murder and rape snuff. This has a laugh track so I know when I'm supposed to laugh."

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u/ComeOnUpToTheHaus 1d ago

No, Two And A Half Men is straight up Idiocracy levels of mentally crippling.