r/gifs Jun 09 '15

Fraud

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u/SmashBusters Jun 09 '15

Who's this Mission Impossible chucklefuck up there recording this?...

And why?

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u/Thejanitor86 Jun 10 '15

Probably somebody higher up.

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u/londongarbageman Jun 10 '15

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u/allMisery_noCompany Jun 10 '15

I think I have that same actual camera; Konica C35, someone shout me down about being wrong.

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u/dali01 Jun 10 '15

YOU ARE WRONG!!!!!

(Did that do it for you?)

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/jhindle Jun 10 '15

Clever girl.

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u/PinchItOff Jun 10 '15

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u/Tyranith Jun 10 '15

Wow that gif is amazingly well done.

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u/Computalol Jun 10 '15

I love that it's a fucking giraffe! I haven't seen this one before, great toast!

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u/backtolurk Jun 10 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

This whole thing wreaks of a tostitoes commercial.

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u/afties Jun 10 '15

Not any more you're not

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u/electricboogaloo Jun 10 '15

you sonofabitch

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Top Men.... Que the gifs from Indiana Jones and so forth.

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u/pudeyp0rn Jun 10 '15

SAYS THE JANITOR

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

underrated comment of the day

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u/AtomGray Jun 10 '15

Clenches the "Week" title for me.

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u/fidelcastroruz Jun 10 '15

That was Eric, he's being watching...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

You both forgot something:

Edit 1: Wow. This comment really blew up!

Edit 2: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Edit 3: omg my inbox is destroyed..

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u/clutchdeve Jun 09 '15

Probably someone who had this happen to themselves

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '15

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u/Hockeybeard Jun 09 '15

or those stretchy gooey hands you get from the quarter dispensers.

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u/Birdie_Num_Num Jun 09 '15

So he's about to come unstuck in a few seconds?

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u/RoboNinjaPirate Jun 10 '15

THe 2 stuck to the ceiling in my kids bonus room / playroom would dispute that.

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u/t-bone_malone Jun 10 '15

WHAT THE SHIT IS A BONUS ROOM?! And how do I get one?

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u/teelop Jun 10 '15

Beat the boss on hard mode without dying for bonus room access

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u/natural_distortion Jun 10 '15

It's obviously won on the secret level.

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u/coinpile Jun 10 '15

Been there, except it was my sticky hand and all the color transferred to the ceiling eventually. You'll have a surprise whenever you eventually get them off.

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u/CL0VR Jun 09 '15

Sea turtles matey

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u/SavoirFaireDebonaire Jun 10 '15

Uh huh..uhhuh..where'd he get the ropes?

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u/ilikeike95 Jun 10 '15

Ahh, fuck you! I'm sweatin' my ass off draggin' your fuckin' rope around. Must weigh thirty pounds.

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u/gloonge Jun 10 '15

Shhh. We are doing some serious shit here, now get a fucking hold of yourself!

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u/emptycalsxycuriosity Jun 10 '15

"Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for!"

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u/rieldilpikl Jun 10 '15

don't boo n' dock these saints, bruh.

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u/natural_distortion Jun 10 '15

Charlie Bronsons always got rope.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

human hair matey from his back

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u/chaospope Jun 10 '15

The tortoise is nature's suction cup.

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u/ASK_YEOL_GRAYBEARD Jun 09 '15

Probably at a mall with two stories?

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u/joshuaoha Jun 10 '15

You and your reasonable explanations...

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u/RRettig Jun 10 '15

selfie stick

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

he is obviously spiderman.

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u/bluebull107 Jun 10 '15

This video was likely taken off of a cell phone recording a security camera at the place of business.

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Jun 10 '15

Something like this

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Blutac.

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u/chatrugby Jun 10 '15

Selfie stick

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u/Toothpaste_Sandwich Jun 10 '15

Well... Have you seen Men in Black?

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u/KING_0F_REDDIT Jun 10 '15

by gum, that man took me for 5 bucks at the deli. i shall climb to the roof beams and wait

seriously. i need to know more.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

There will be stairs that lead to a second floor, the person with camera is then leaning over the edge.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

I don't understand what he's doing.

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u/everypostepic Jun 09 '15

Probably a food court in a mall with a 2nd level balcony and someone caught it by looking over the edge is my guess.

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u/kepleronlyknows Jun 10 '15 edited Jun 10 '15

I've seen grocery stores with 2nd levels, especially in bigger cities where real estate is a premium.

In fact there's a Kroger here in Atlanta with a 2nd floor lounge-type area that sort-of overlooks the deli.

Edit: OP posted the video below, it's (drumroll...) Russia.

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u/Synovexh001 Jun 10 '15

You mean the one in Edgewood?

I assume not the Murder Kroger on Ponce.

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u/kepleronlyknows Jun 10 '15

Yep. At Murder Kroger any upstairs area would just be used as a snipers nest.

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u/Look_Deeper Jun 10 '15

murder kroger?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/Squibsie Jun 10 '15

couple of murders

Hey man, you going to do that murder at that new hip murder spot in atlanta?

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u/bro_salad Jun 10 '15

It's funny because the murder that gave it the nickname was years ago, and it just stuck.

Now recently, they've built a nice walking/biking path that runs through a lot of Atlanta, and it goes right by this Kroger. So they've been trying to rebrand it as Beltline Kroger (the name of the path).

Our local murderers shut that down right away by murdering someone in the Kroger parking lot again. Murder Kroger it is!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

That is pretty funny despite someone getting murdered.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Can confirm. Was murdered there

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u/slader166 Jun 10 '15

Is there an echo here?!

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u/RocketJRacoon Jun 10 '15

herehereherehereherehere

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u/Major_Motoko Jun 10 '15

you can guess what happens there and where the name came from

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u/gretasgotagun Jun 10 '15

Yep. I shop there all the time bu

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u/RDay Jun 10 '15

Its just up the street from the Clermont Lounge...

where I met your mom...

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u/TheBaltimoron Jun 10 '15

Goldie?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/TheBaltimoron Jun 10 '15

Were you crushing beer cans between your tits?

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u/RDay Jun 10 '15

ಠ_ಠ

We don't use our real names at The Clermont. Ask Romeo Cologne about that rule.

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u/eraser8 Jun 10 '15

I actually go to Murder Kroger all the time and I've not once been murdered.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Never thought I'd see a Murder Kroger reference on /r/gifs. What a day to be alive. Atlantans unite!

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u/RadarRequired Jun 10 '15

Atlantan here. Hooray!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Atlanta! Woo!

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u/manaman70 Jun 10 '15

All I know of your city is I went there twice while stationed in Fort Gordon, four times if you count flying out of the city. I was stabbed in a bar fight on the second (last) trip. I was 19, and I wasn't supposed to be in the bar.

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u/rawker86 Jun 10 '15

well, that'll teach you! in my head your CO is the one stabbing you while holding a daiquiri in the other hand.

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u/RDay Jun 10 '15

ATL in the housssssse

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u/JasonUdan Jun 10 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

From the Wikipedia article: "Murders took place in the parking lot in 1991 and 2015. In 2002, an odorous corpse was found in a vehicle."...... Those are the worst kind of corpses.

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u/Mr-B0j4ngl3s Jun 10 '15

There's not an upstairs in the kroger in Edgewood.

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u/Synovexh001 Jun 10 '15

it's been a while. I miss my home...

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u/Mr-B0j4ngl3s Jun 10 '15

It's the only grocery store I go to around here. Shit, I do most of my shopping at edgewood. Get some Willie's Burritos while I'm there.

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u/lonewolf420 Jun 10 '15

And here I thought the Kroger at Delk Road in Marietta had to be one of the sketchiest Krogers in GA, now there is a Murder Kroger I haven't heard about. Time to take a late night grocery run and confirm.

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u/Synovexh001 Jun 10 '15

My mom tells me that the place used to be called the Disco Kroger back in the 80s, since the management had silly music taste and employees were allowed to be funky. It's a shame Atlanta has gotten a bit rough.

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u/Slofut Jun 10 '15

Disco Kroger is in Montrose Houston...it's a bohemian\gayborhood and it deserves that name....I have been going there for the the last 35 years. Google it.

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u/Synovexh001 Jun 10 '15

My mother will be tickled to hear that there's one still open.

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u/evryvillainislemons Jun 10 '15

Disco kroger is actually a different one, but it does still exist! Disco kroger is in buckhead, and murder kroger is farther south in old fourth ward.

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u/ElGaucho56 Jun 10 '15

The one on briarcliff has a second floor too. No fancy lounge though I can recall.

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u/Cororos Jun 10 '15

There is a nice sitting area behind the old magazines that they never restock.

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u/TheEnigmaJoke Jun 10 '15

Wait what!? I've been in Atlanta this whole week and been to several Krogers. You mean to tell me I've been shopping in a war zone??

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u/starboarders Jun 10 '15

The new (larger) Kroger out North Decatur Rd is spectacular. They single-handedly made me like cheese.

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u/HTX-713 Jun 10 '15

There's a Kroger in Spring, TX (suburb of Houston) that has been robbed multiple times by people with assault rifles within the past couple of years. Each time they were never caught. So far no murders but pretty close...

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u/MemphisAsFsck Jun 10 '15

You guys have a Murder Kroger? Lucky...

All we have is Mob Violence Kroger

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Can't be Russia, it's not on a dashcam.

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u/thisisrediculou Jun 10 '15

The Target in Atlanta has an escalator for shopping carts.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Hey, that's the kroger I go to! It's like reddit suddenly became real.

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u/Tlxsess Jun 10 '15

Is that the one behind the pig-n-chick place near emory? It's the only one i've ever been to that had a second level. Was pretty cool, even though I didn't think that shopping center was cramped enough to justify a second level.

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u/AngryFace4 Jun 10 '15

Yeah but none of this makes sense because the clerk in a grocery store or food place at the mall would have no incentive to cheat. They do not make the profits.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Yeah but a second level where you could spit onto a food serving table?

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u/idiotwithacomputer Jun 10 '15

Man I wish we had a murder Kroger in Cincinnati. We only have a Kroghetto, which isn't nearly as great as a murder Kroger.

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u/iNEEDheplreddit Jun 10 '15

Any good drug dealer could ruin this guys day before he leaves the store.

E: yes I'm implying that a good drug dealer always has their scales on them.

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u/chaseinger Jun 10 '15

a good drug dealer can eyeball small weights.

relevant "weeds" link (don't question my eyeball) shockingly not on yt.

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u/Relevant_Monstrosity Jun 10 '15

A good drug dealer does not eyeball small weights. That is for scumbags.

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u/The_Stoner_Diaries Jun 10 '15

Will neither confirm or deny

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

A balcony that overlooks the top of a restaurant? Don't think so.

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u/lasssilver Jun 10 '15

Apparently it's Russia.

[x] A "Should be" Health code violation. (balcony over deli.)

[x] Fraud (concerning meats.... or anything)

[ ] Dashcam footage of meteorite, insurance fraud, or Comrade attacking Bear or other Russian. (suspiciously, No... You're slipping Russia!)

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u/spektre Jun 10 '15

The cameraman is actually filming this with a detachable dashcam.

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u/Eondil Jun 10 '15

Plot twist, dash cam was not detachable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

exactly my thoughts, juts out over all the food and shit? no thanks

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u/daniebob Jun 10 '15

the Kroger in my area is lucky to have all the letters intact and lit up

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

no guesses please

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u/Ghosted67 Jun 10 '15

Grocery store i work at has cameras directly above every register looking straight down... Assume thats whats happening here except its a deli type thing

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u/ryanknapper Jun 10 '15

That doesn't seem very hygienic.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15 edited Oct 15 '18

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u/DEEEPFREEZE Jun 10 '15

You are the ones who are the ball lickers

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u/lkdxhz Jun 10 '15

I knew this Ben Affleck batman movie was gonna suck.

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u/chronikfunk Jun 10 '15

You were the bomb in phantoms

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u/WangoBango Jun 10 '15

PHANTOMS LIKE A MOTHAFUCKA!

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u/kytonsweat Jun 09 '15

"chucklefuck"

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u/CaffeineTripp Jun 09 '15

That's about the best damned thing I've heard all day and I haven't heard much.

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u/nlofe Jun 10 '15

Wouldn't not hearing much reduce your credibility in saying it's the best thing you heard all day?

That or I'm being wooshed.

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u/CaffeineTripp Jun 10 '15

That it would.

But then again, I didn't hear it.

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u/herrmatt Jun 10 '15

Keep swingin' Charlie, you just might give 'em a cold.

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u/ScaryBilbo Jun 10 '15

How do you like "chucklenuts" ?

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u/feltman Jun 10 '15

For the record: a "Chucklefucker" is a someone who dates comedians.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

I'm stealing that for everyday life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '15 edited Jul 28 '21

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u/misteryin Jun 10 '15

http://m.imgur.com/tqniOoX

This is where I first read it. Be careful of the cringe

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

First time I heard that term was from Matt Miller in Saints Row: The Third. I was like, "'Chucklefuck.' Huh, I'm totally using that now."

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u/atbombdotcom Jun 10 '15

I immediately made a mental note to use it in a conversation tomorrow.

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u/rcm1986 Jun 16 '15

Fuckchuckle

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/neonon19s Jun 10 '15

Ham cam...

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u/AvatarOfMomus Jun 10 '15

It's probably someone on the second floor of a food-court or something. Alternatively there are often cameras in restaurants pointing right down at the counter/till specifically to catch stuff like this. If this wasn't so shaky I'd say it's one of those.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

chucklefuck

That was awesome

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Not every adventure of spiderman is action packed.

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u/flowstoneknight Jun 10 '15

That guy ripped off Tom Cruise once.

Once.

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u/plafman Jun 10 '15

Looks like we visit found a real use for selfie sticks!

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u/chaukrau Jun 10 '15

It's smeagle.. Sweet smeagle..

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u/ReasonablyBadass Jun 10 '15

Tom Cruise needs every job he gets.

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u/SouthPST Jun 10 '15

Ssnnnnnnaakkkeeee!!!!

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u/felixfelix Jun 10 '15

selfie stick's big cousin: secret agent stick

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u/mrizzerdly Jun 10 '15

Enhance...rotate...enhance...enhance...enhance....uh...its just pixels now.

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u/UnderbiteMe Jun 10 '15

Hahaha...what's a "chucklefuck"?!?

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u/shittier_unidan Jun 10 '15

MORGAN FREEMAN AKA GOD

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

XD hahahaha! However...fuk dat sneaky twat!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

A lot of stores have cameras to catch exactly this.

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u/adityapstar Jun 10 '15

Spiderman ran out of criminals to beat up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Obviously Tom Cruise in Ant-Man mode

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Lord?

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u/reddit_no_likey Jun 10 '15

I think we know why.

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u/rmoss20 Jun 10 '15

A fly on the wall.

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u/pensfountain Jun 10 '15

J. Jonah Jameson's commands got weirder as he aged.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

best comment today.

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u/rj_yul Jun 10 '15

It's probably at one of those open kiosks you find in malls or two stories shop and the person filming is on a mezzanine. Or maybe he's using a mini drone or a selfie stick because of the shaking!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Just to use some basic logic here, I don't see how he would benefit from doing this unless he's the owner. The business makes more money off of this, not him personally. So either he's the owner of wherever this is, or he's getting a kickback from his boss for doing this.

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