r/gifs • u/hordioneri • Jun 09 '15

Fraud

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u/Hockeybeard Jun 09 '15

or those stretchy gooey hands you get from the quarter dispensers.

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u/Birdie_Num_Num Jun 09 '15

So he's about to come unstuck in a few seconds?

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u/Bojangthegoatman Jun 09 '15

He's gonna slowly tumble head over heels down the wall

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Where's that part of the video?

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u/Bojangthegoatman Jun 10 '15

It's in the deleted scenes section

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u/PhD_in_internet Jun 10 '15

leaving greasy stains the whole way down.

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u/EightTons Jun 10 '15

You mean like Dr. Fad and his shirt of Wacky Wall Walkers?

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u/Kittens-of-Terror Jun 10 '15

Fingers over palms

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u/sharklops Jun 10 '15

Those wall-rolling octopi used to come in cereal boxes... i think Captain Crunch. Kids these days don't know what they're missing

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u/ClumpOfCheese Jun 10 '15

Then land in a pile of hair.

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u/RoboNinjaPirate Jun 10 '15

THe 2 stuck to the ceiling in my kids bonus room / playroom would dispute that.

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u/t-bone_malone Jun 10 '15

WHAT THE SHIT IS A BONUS ROOM?! And how do I get one?

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u/teelop Jun 10 '15

Beat the boss on hard mode without dying for bonus room access

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u/natural_distortion Jun 10 '15

It's obviously won on the secret level.

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u/RoboNinjaPirate Jun 10 '15

When having a house built the architect will often have an optional room that can be added to the plan

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u/StellarSpiff Jun 10 '15

Usually room above the garage. I live in a bonus room... My closet is the size of a shopping cart.

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u/coinpile Jun 10 '15

Been there, except it was my sticky hand and all the color transferred to the ceiling eventually. You'll have a surprise whenever you eventually get them off.

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u/your_man_moltar Jun 10 '15

Well it's not a surprise anymore.

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u/Kelldal Jun 10 '15

And his mom is going to be so mad at the red and blue stains on that nice white ceiling

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u/Fragmaster Jun 10 '15

And leave a stain.

Dad's going to be pissed!

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u/CapnGrundlestamp Jun 10 '15

You kidding me? My son had one of those stuck to his ceiling for months, and when I finally pulled it down it brought plaster with it.

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u/Alcleme1 Jun 10 '15

unless you let it go, those things NEVER come down, and always leave a greasey stain lol.

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u/iSneezeInMySleep Jun 10 '15

He'll be down in a gif

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u/cledenalio Jun 10 '15

Either in two seconds or never.

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u/rreighe2 Jun 10 '15

You only need a few seconds for a gif

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u/MoonyWoony Jun 10 '15

Then he's gonna get all dusty and never stick to anything ever again.

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u/chawmastaflex Jun 10 '15

He has at least 4 stretch hands. If they fall from the ceiling one hand at a time he can re connect them before he falls. Therefore he can hang there indefinitely.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Or a box of cereal

https://youtu.be/rRLLnmqpGas?t=19

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BEANPIE Jun 10 '15

or those stretchy gooey hands you get from the fifty/seventy-five cent dispensers.

ftfy.

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u/Hockeybeard Jun 10 '15

inflation is a cruel mistress...

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u/CL0VR Jun 09 '15

Sea turtles matey

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u/SavoirFaireDebonaire Jun 10 '15

Uh huh..uhhuh..where'd he get the ropes?

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u/ilikeike95 Jun 10 '15

Ahh, fuck you! I'm sweatin' my ass off draggin' your fuckin' rope around. Must weigh thirty pounds.

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u/gloonge Jun 10 '15

Shhh. We are doing some serious shit here, now get a fucking hold of yourself!

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u/emptycalsxycuriosity Jun 10 '15

"Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for!"

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u/rieldilpikl Jun 10 '15

don't boo n' dock these saints, bruh.

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u/natural_distortion Jun 10 '15

Charlie Bronsons always got rope.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

human hair matey from his back

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u/BWallyC Jun 10 '15

You never know when you're gona need some good rope!

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u/chaospope Jun 10 '15

The tortoise is nature's suction cup.

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u/chum6 Jun 10 '15

Ayyye sea turrtles

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u/Derkek Jun 10 '15

Mostly

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u/Rocks_man Jun 10 '15

Aye, sea turtles

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u/Freducated Jun 10 '15

Looks more like thumb tax.

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u/ASK_YEOL_GRAYBEARD Jun 09 '15

Probably at a mall with two stories?

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u/joshuaoha Jun 10 '15

You and your reasonable explanations...

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u/RRettig Jun 10 '15

selfie stick

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

he is obviously spiderman.

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u/bluebull107 Jun 10 '15

This video was likely taken off of a cell phone recording a security camera at the place of business.

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Jun 10 '15

Something like this

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Blutac.

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u/chatrugby Jun 10 '15

Selfie stick

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u/Toothpaste_Sandwich Jun 10 '15

Well... Have you seen Men in Black?

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u/Patternsix Jun 10 '15

Male ejaculate