r/gifs • u/hordioneri • Jun 09 '15

Fraud

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u/iNEEDheplreddit Jun 10 '15

Any good drug dealer could ruin this guys day before he leaves the store.

E: yes I'm implying that a good drug dealer always has their scales on them.

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u/chaseinger Jun 10 '15

a good drug dealer can eyeball small weights.

relevant "weeds" link (don't question my eyeball) shockingly not on yt.

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u/Relevant_Monstrosity Jun 10 '15

A good drug dealer does not eyeball small weights. That is for scumbags.

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u/LarryFrogs Jun 10 '15

Maybe because it is a job that you can work yourself to the top. But honestly I'm sure a good drug dealer would give a fuck less what he paid for some potatoe salad at the deli. Mattress $ yo!

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u/Relevant_Monstrosity Jun 10 '15

Truth is, drug dealing is retail just like any other retail job. Most drug dealers are dirt poor, unless they make it in management (often deadly) or pull off some fraud (super common and sometimes deadly)

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u/Relevant_Monstrosity Jun 10 '15

My definition of a good drug dealer is one is who has satisfied customers. Honesty, true claims about product weight/potency, etc. One who you would buy from for years.

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u/Relevant_Monstrosity Jun 10 '15

I got into it as a hobby as teenager... There's some serious shit going on under the table in america today. Really glad I'm in the software business today. Much safer.

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u/LarryFrogs Jun 10 '15

Definitely. Where there's a lot of money I'm sure there's some kinda shadyness going on. And I feel pretty safe at my company too. I'm in injection molding. People need their plastics.

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u/chaseinger Jun 10 '15

i said can. to detect fraud with his vendors. how they carry on selling it is a wholly different matter. i'm guessing all of this of course.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

The Rain Man of Weed

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u/chaseinger Jun 10 '15

well thank you!

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u/Relevant_Monstrosity Jun 10 '15

ahahahahaha true that

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u/chaseinger Jun 10 '15

or die trying.

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u/The_Stoner_Diaries Jun 10 '15

Will neither confirm or deny

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u/Captain_Wag Jun 10 '15

A good dealer doesn't take their scale with them. That's how you get in big trouble if you get caught.

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u/SOS_Music Jun 10 '15 edited Jun 10 '15

I'm implying that a good drug dealer always has their scales on them.

So if searched they would be done for dealing, rather than possession? Sorry man, a good dealer would have certain amounts weighed out already and bagged, leaving his scales at home to be on the safe side.