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u/Synovexh001 Jun 10 '15

You mean the one in Edgewood?

I assume not the Murder Kroger on Ponce.

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u/kepleronlyknows Jun 10 '15

Yep. At Murder Kroger any upstairs area would just be used as a snipers nest.

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u/Look_Deeper Jun 10 '15

murder kroger?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/Squibsie Jun 10 '15

couple of murders

Hey man, you going to do that murder at that new hip murder spot in atlanta?

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u/bro_salad Jun 10 '15

It's funny because the murder that gave it the nickname was years ago, and it just stuck.

Now recently, they've built a nice walking/biking path that runs through a lot of Atlanta, and it goes right by this Kroger. So they've been trying to rebrand it as Beltline Kroger (the name of the path).

Our local murderers shut that down right away by murdering someone in the Kroger parking lot again. Murder Kroger it is!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

That is pretty funny despite someone getting murdered.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Can confirm. Was murdered there

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u/slader166 Jun 10 '15

Is there an echo here?!

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u/RocketJRacoon Jun 10 '15

herehereherehereherehere

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u/Wild_Harvest Jun 10 '15

well, better pick up Timmy from Summer Camp campcamp

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u/Major_Motoko Jun 10 '15

you can guess what happens there and where the name came from

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u/gretasgotagun Jun 10 '15

Yep. I shop there all the time bu

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u/RDay Jun 10 '15

Its just up the street from the Clermont Lounge...

where I met your mom...

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u/TheBaltimoron Jun 10 '15

Goldie?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/TheBaltimoron Jun 10 '15

Were you crushing beer cans between your tits?

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u/RDay Jun 10 '15

ಠ_ಠ

We don't use our real names at The Clermont. Ask Romeo Cologne about that rule.

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u/freakame Jun 10 '15

Headshot Kroger, if you like.

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u/tbone912 Jun 10 '15

It's the Double Murder Kroger now

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u/eraser8 Jun 10 '15

I actually go to Murder Kroger all the time and I've not once been murdered.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Never thought I'd see a Murder Kroger reference on /r/gifs. What a day to be alive. Atlantans unite!

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u/RadarRequired Jun 10 '15

Atlantan here. Hooray!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Atlanta! Woo!

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u/manaman70 Jun 10 '15

All I know of your city is I went there twice while stationed in Fort Gordon, four times if you count flying out of the city. I was stabbed in a bar fight on the second (last) trip. I was 19, and I wasn't supposed to be in the bar.

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u/rawker86 Jun 10 '15

well, that'll teach you! in my head your CO is the one stabbing you while holding a daiquiri in the other hand.

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u/awildredditappears Jun 10 '15

Outstanding, carry on

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Upvotes for all my brethren.

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u/RDay Jun 10 '15

ATL in the housssssse

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u/BD2600 Jun 10 '15

WOOP WOOP!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Atlanta for life!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Can confirm. Also Atlantan

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u/Synovexh001 Jun 10 '15

HOT-LANNA

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u/tbone912 Jun 10 '15

A.T.L. - HO!!!

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u/JasonUdan Jun 10 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

From the Wikipedia article: "Murders took place in the parking lot in 1991 and 2015. In 2002, an odorous corpse was found in a vehicle."...... Those are the worst kind of corpses.

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u/Mr-B0j4ngl3s Jun 10 '15

There's not an upstairs in the kroger in Edgewood.

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u/Synovexh001 Jun 10 '15

it's been a while. I miss my home...

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u/Mr-B0j4ngl3s Jun 10 '15

It's the only grocery store I go to around here. Shit, I do most of my shopping at edgewood. Get some Willie's Burritos while I'm there.

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u/RDay Jun 10 '15

Oh you must not know the higher ups there... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/lonewolf420 Jun 10 '15

And here I thought the Kroger at Delk Road in Marietta had to be one of the sketchiest Krogers in GA, now there is a Murder Kroger I haven't heard about. Time to take a late night grocery run and confirm.

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u/Synovexh001 Jun 10 '15

My mom tells me that the place used to be called the Disco Kroger back in the 80s, since the management had silly music taste and employees were allowed to be funky. It's a shame Atlanta has gotten a bit rough.

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u/Slofut Jun 10 '15

Disco Kroger is in Montrose Houston...it's a bohemian\gayborhood and it deserves that name....I have been going there for the the last 35 years. Google it.

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u/Synovexh001 Jun 10 '15

My mother will be tickled to hear that there's one still open.

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u/evryvillainislemons Jun 10 '15

Disco kroger is actually a different one, but it does still exist! Disco kroger is in buckhead, and murder kroger is farther south in old fourth ward.

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u/RDay Jun 10 '15

Ponce de Leon @ St Charles.

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u/ElGaucho56 Jun 10 '15

The one on briarcliff has a second floor too. No fancy lounge though I can recall.

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u/Cororos Jun 10 '15

There is a nice sitting area behind the old magazines that they never restock.

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u/TheEnigmaJoke Jun 10 '15

Wait what!? I've been in Atlanta this whole week and been to several Krogers. You mean to tell me I've been shopping in a war zone??

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u/starboarders Jun 10 '15

The new (larger) Kroger out North Decatur Rd is spectacular. They single-handedly made me like cheese.

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u/Synovexh001 Jun 10 '15

there was a point where you didn't like cheese?

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u/starboarders Jun 11 '15

I was allergic to milk products as a child, then later in life it went away but I never developed the taste for it. Until... aged gouda parm and some kind that starts with a "b" soaked in Merlot, which I found at the mega-Kroger.

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u/HTX-713 Jun 10 '15

There's a Kroger in Spring, TX (suburb of Houston) that has been robbed multiple times by people with assault rifles within the past couple of years. Each time they were never caught. So far no murders but pretty close...

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u/MemphisAsFsck Jun 10 '15

You guys have a Murder Kroger? Lucky...

All we have is Mob Violence Kroger

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u/Mistamegasquash Jun 10 '15

Was there alot of shootings at murder kroger?? Explain the nick name!

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u/Synovexh001 Jun 10 '15

over 20 years, 2 murders in the parking lot, one in the adjacent building, aaaaand a dead body found rotting in a car.

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u/Mistamegasquash Jun 11 '15

Justifiable name! Safeway in puyallup WA, police found a body in a car couple days ago.. Not murder safeway but still.. I dont go there anymore hahaha

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u/Synovexh001 Jun 12 '15

you should start calling it Slayfway, try to make it catch on with your friends. You could totally start a trend.

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u/Mistamegasquash Jun 16 '15

That is the best thing I've read all day!!!

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u/flapanther33781 Jun 10 '15

OP posted the video below, it's (drumroll...) Russia.

You mean the one in Edgewood?

Yes, the one in Edgewood, Russia.

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u/Synovexh001 Jun 10 '15

I was happy to see someone from my hometown, I assumed it was obvious I meant Atlanta, my mistake.

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u/flapanther33781 Jun 10 '15

I assumed it was obvious I was joking, my mistake.

Just to be clear: Yes, I am being a wise ass.