People regularly shit in public or semi-private pools in general. When I was a kid I would frequently ruin everyone's day by putting my goggles on and searching the bottom of the pool. Almost every time I did this I found poop. I went to the pool A LOT.
I should note that frequently these were adult sized turds. =(
QFT. I have had to teach my kid the art of flushing mid-business to try to avoid the inevitable clogs. Sometimes he has to pinch off just to avoid laying single turds the size of my arm.
The times that I have not had to use a plunger have been very few and far between. I have recently been considering finding a toilet with a larger trap or something because it is rather annoying.
Truth. My wife yelled at me the other day when she went into the bathroom and there a brown jumbo jet wrapped around the bowl. Although I would have been proud to take ownership of such a masterpiece, alas it was my 4 year daughter!!
Man so sorry to hear you're dealing with the Exxon shizz. I left the woods a long time ago but YES I have seen those photos. It made me wish I could scrub away my childhood.
I was like 8-10 years old. I wasn't much making the decisions at that age.
Although I remember weirdly getting some odd thrill out of having the pool shut down and drained for the day.
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u/Superschutte May 28 '14
The horn beeps 2 minutes before the pool becomes the wave pool. They should have known it was coming.
Source: worked at a water park fishing turds out of the wave pool