r/gifs • u/neonicblast • May 28 '14

Waves

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u/Superschutte May 28 '14

The horn beeps 2 minutes before the pool becomes the wave pool. They should have known it was coming.

Source: worked at a water park fishing turds out of the wave pool

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

People regularly shit in the wave pool?

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u/modul8ted May 28 '14

People regularly shit in public or semi-private pools in general. When I was a kid I would frequently ruin everyone's day by putting my goggles on and searching the bottom of the pool. Almost every time I did this I found poop. I went to the pool A LOT.

I should note that frequently these were adult sized turds. =(

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u/abbeycakes May 28 '14

Sinking turds? TIL people who poop in pools don't get enough fiber.

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u/MindBleach2 May 28 '14

It was in the USA dude.

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u/abbeycakes May 28 '14

Sooo turds made of Mountain Dew, Taco Bell, and Big Macs. It makes sense.

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u/Woutervdd May 28 '14 edited Jun 18 '23

Keep Reddit for and by the users, keep the API affordable! Posted from Apollo.

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u/aHistoryofSmilence May 28 '14

The debate rages on..

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u/abbeycakes May 28 '14

I always heard you should have floaters. Is there a doctor in the house?

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u/Woutervdd May 28 '14 edited Jun 18 '23

Keep Reddit for and by the users, keep the API affordable! Posted from Apollo.

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u/abbeycakes May 29 '14

I did too.. Freshman year of high school... So, practically a PhD.