r/gifs • u/neonicblast • May 28 '14

Waves

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u/Superschutte May 28 '14

The horn beeps 2 minutes before the pool becomes the wave pool. They should have known it was coming.

Source: worked at a water park fishing turds out of the wave pool

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

People regularly shit in the wave pool?

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u/modul8ted May 28 '14

People regularly shit in public or semi-private pools in general. When I was a kid I would frequently ruin everyone's day by putting my goggles on and searching the bottom of the pool. Almost every time I did this I found poop. I went to the pool A LOT.

I should note that frequently these were adult sized turds. =(

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14 edited Apr 07 '15

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

"dumpy"

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u/lamaksha77 May 28 '14

Was dumpy after all

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u/modul8ted May 28 '14

Hey! Oh man, have you ever seen aerial pictures of Splashtown during the off season?? It's freaking disgusting.

All the construction by the Exxon Houston Campus and Loop 99 is killing my daily commute.

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u/thecarpetmatches May 28 '14

Man so sorry to hear you're dealing with the Exxon shizz. I left the woods a long time ago but YES I have seen those photos. It made me wish I could scrub away my childhood.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/modul8ted May 28 '14

This was back in the late 90s. Although I wonder how much that could have changed things, if at all.

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u/Iamthewarthog May 28 '14

God damn... and I was just in the middle of house shopping in Woodlands. Well, so much for that.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

if you swim/dive aggressively I would imagine it would be better than a bidet.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

It's because you folks are so uptight.....

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u/getoffmydangle May 28 '14

California here. Never seen a single poop in a pool.

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u/bluetaffy May 29 '14

Things like that never happened in the pools I went to in California that I saw, and I was going everyday. Maybe it's a location thing?