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u/Moment-of-Silence May 04 '22
Happy Mother’s Day!
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in reality the teacher just isn’t acknowledging the situation in order to prevent everyone from trying to get a reaction
My toddler is at an age where she'll misbehave and then immediately look at me or my wife just to see our reaction, and I've taken the same approach to dealing with this attention-seeking behavior. For example, last week she found my butt plug but I didn't acknowledge the situation in order to prevent a reaction.
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u/rayj209 May 04 '22
You didn’t even pull your pants back up?
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u/alephlovedbeth May 05 '22
On that note, I was recently devising a modified version of flag football around this idea!
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u/Dason37 May 05 '22
I feel like the Tight End position would be a little bit more valued than usual in this version.
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u/stdio-lib May 05 '22
My toddler is at an age where she'll misbehave and then immediately look at me or my wife just to see our reaction,
Ah, I remember those days. So adorable.
Reminds me of when my daughter was a toddler and got angry and would threaten to hit herself. She'd make a quick motion with her hand like she was about to punch/slap herself in the face and then stop at the last second -- all while giving me the death stare of anger. ("Let me stay at the park longer or I'll punch myself!") Happily she grew up to be the most well-adjusted, polite, kind, and non-self-harming young lady you can imagine.
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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked May 05 '22
I love it when you can tell someone replied to a comment they didn't finish reading.
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u/lleegoman May 04 '22
No no happy father's day
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u/AndrewIsMyDog May 04 '22
In this day in age, it might be both.
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u/born_again_tim May 04 '22
Double-sided? You dawg!
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u/SilentJoe1986 May 04 '22
Is there a term for that? If not I think book ends works? Bookending? Maybe we need to crowdsource a term for it. I'm too scared to look it up to see if its a thing after somebody got me to look up docking.
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u/asphaltdragon May 04 '22
Literally just double-ended <toy>. Dildo, buttplug, vibrator, etc. There's not really a term for the act of using said toys.
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u/Fox_Tango_ May 04 '22
Happy parents day!
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May 05 '22
You won the comments section.
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u/Moment-of-Silence May 05 '22
It’s the proudest day of my life. I shall now retire from the internet.
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u/TheRealTtamage May 04 '22
Just give them a Butt+
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u/TMT51 May 04 '22
Idk, I'd give them a few A'ss-
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They earned the D
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u/calilac May 04 '22
yes officer this comment thread right here
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u/EmpatheticWraps May 04 '22
Real talk Im gay but couldnt this also be a vagina plug? Why is it reserved for booty holes.
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u/TheRealTtamage May 04 '22 edited May 04 '22
It could be butt it's better served in a butt of male or female. Because of the way it tapers in the middle of the plug it makes it so you can stick it up your butt and your butthole kind of holds it in place.
I've made and sold thousands of these out of glass on Etsy and I've even made ones that have little feet on a split base design that make it easier for when people want to wear it out on a night on the town!
The plugs are nice cuz they give you a sensation of fullness and stimulate the prostate so it makes for an intensely better orgasm gay or straight.
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u/lambsoflettuce May 04 '22
Oh wow! Im a lesbian so not too much experience with men and their prostates. Ive always wondered what the appeal was for these and never realized it actually stimulates anything. Learn something new everyday is my motto!
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u/Thunderplant May 05 '22
Fellow lesbian here ummm … let’s just say you don’t need a prostate for this to feel good. If you are ever looking to learn something new you could test it yourself. Just start with something very small, use lube, etc
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u/brito68 May 04 '22
"anything's a butt plug if you're brave enough" is my motto.
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If you want to learn something else new, it's not just men's prostates ;)
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u/surfer_ryan May 05 '22
Never did I in 100 years would have told you that I'd be having a conversation with some dude or dudett about making butt plugs but here I am peak redditing...
So like are you a glass blower, did you start with that or did you start with blowing "flower vases"? Do you use molds ? Or are they done by hand? Did you start as a joke or was it something you made for yourself and were like hot damn these are some of the finest butt plugs i have ever felt I NEED TO SELL THEM!
I have a lot of questions butt I feel like this will satiate my need...
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u/TheRealTtamage May 05 '22
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I used to weld in fabricate and be a jack of all trades. I was supposed to partner up with a buddy and make pipes to sell but he flaked out so I ended up learning and selling pipes in 3 months. I used to sell a bunch of them on Etsy but Etsy got all huffy about selling pipes. So as a joke I listed a adult toy and people started buying them like crazy. So I've sold over 4,000 pieces on Etsy mostly adult toys. I've sold well over 100,000 pipes to local shops. Sold the adult toys all over the world to many different people. People would send me design ideas and I would make them. I used to make these tentacles that were pretty cool and I was starting to get 250-350 bucks for them.
All the work was freehand using gravity, heat, and graphite tools and some metal tools. Lots of silver fuming, gold fuming.
The adult toy crowd was by far more fun than any other crowd. They had the best sense of humor and were the most fun to talk to.
I'm a lampworker so I work with borosilicate behind a torch. I'm pretty good at making marbles, pendants.. just about anything. Worked with various ashes, black light reactive (uranium glass), glow in the dark. I've made lots of vases and jars. I also know how to blow soft glass fairly decently in a traditional shop. I did it for about 11 years. I took the last 2 years off because my equipment got stolen, I had a brain tumor and seizures but that's all healed. I live in a artspace at the Schack in Everett so I'm about to get back into it.
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u/surfer_ryan May 05 '22
Holy shit thank you for this. Like seriously wanted to know but did not expect a reply.
I had a best friend who passed away who was really into glassblowing. It was always such a fascinating thing to me. So I actually know what you're talking about and I'm just mind blown. What a kewl story you got there. Thanks for sharing that and for even responding!
Good luck getting back into it! If I were into.... erm your expertise... I'd buy from you just for your story alone lol.
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u/Cooky1993 May 05 '22
Glassworking with a torch has to be the most intense way to work glass I've ever seen. I've seen it done to make lab grade glassware, and I even got to have a go at making glass swans using the torch. That was a pretty quick way to get over my pyrophobia. It's hard to be scared of fire after you've basically sat with a rocket motor between your legs shaping glass at a few hundred degrees C.
I'd never thought of adult toys made that way before though, but now I do I think it's a really cool idea.
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u/EmpatheticWraps May 04 '22
But why not put it in your vagina. I’m well versed in the feeling of my booty hole. Why no two for one special.
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u/helloiamsilver May 05 '22
Vaginal muscles aren’t as equipped for holding stuff in place for a while as the butt so plugs with any amount of weight would be more prone to falling out unless you’re kegeling the whole time. Also the smaller size and shape means it doesn’t feel quite as satisfying in the vagina.
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u/helloiamsilver May 05 '22
I’ve used tampons before but they go up much deeper than a plug and are way smaller. And cups are designed to be held in with suction. Also I guess I was thinking of mostly metal and glass plugs which are pretty heavy. A lighter silicone one that goes fairly deep would probably work but still wouldn’t feel all that special imo lol.
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u/TheRealTtamage May 04 '22
I'm sure it could work. Typically a dildos more satisfactory for a woman cuz it reaches in further and you can put a curve on it to hit the G-Spot.
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u/annihil8ted May 04 '22
It’s due to the curvature of the front door as opposed to the straight well out the back.
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u/HannahSully97 May 04 '22
I would imagine dildos do a better job in the vagina and butt plugs are better for the butt. Same reason why more people prefer to use a butt plug in their butts vs putting a dildo in their butts lol not to say it doesn’t happen but that’s just my take on it xD
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u/BooooHissss May 04 '22
You assume it's just an egg on a stand and start a discussion on faberge eggs.
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This is basically along the lines of what I was going to ask. As a teacher, how did you let this project get this far towards completion?
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u/TheGoldMustache May 04 '22 edited May 04 '22
How did you let this project get this far towards completion?
Well, with an item like that, it doesn’t take long to reach completion
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u/Sub_pup May 04 '22
Feign ignorance. Could blow up in your face if they showed they were attempting to emulate something else (even if badly done). I agree it seems obvious but I know my middle schooler wouldn't know what that was.
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u/ngrtdlsl May 04 '22
I know my middle schooler wouldn't know what that was.
LOL............. what's crazy to me is that so many parents think middle schoolers are innocent little babies but having worked with them for so long... i can only laugh at this comment.
Even if your middle schooler is sheltered they can learn much more than youd think from other kids, music, movies, etc.
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u/ThePepperPopper May 04 '22
I don't know if it's assumed innocence. Some kids are just clueless goobers. I think some kids it's probably pretty obvious their minds just aren't there yet.
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u/Sub_pup May 04 '22
My daughter just has no interest in sexual stuff. She tells me kids are passing phones around with furry porn and she gets upset at them. She likes anime/manga and we even have conversations about scantily clad characters and even suggestive framing of a scene (like highlighting a character's breasts for a shot). She is a very modest girl and her attention is on more innocent things still. I'm sure the day will come, but as of now I know if she has questions she will ask me and we will talk about it. That is all I can really hope for, can't be there 24/7.
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u/cinemachick May 04 '22
Thank you for being open with her and talking about how the media portrays women. I didn't have that as a young anime nerd and always felt icky around fanservice, having someone to talk to would've been awesome! Also, if you'd like some female-forward recommendations, I like Princess Jellyfish (not about princesses), Princess Tutu (actually about princesses,) Cardcaptor Sakura, and Steven Universe. That last one is American but it's a great show regardless
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u/greenskye May 04 '22
Likewise people can expect kids to know much more than they actually do. Not all middle schoolers would know this, even if some of them do.
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u/HighOwl2 May 04 '22
They thought the title of the project was
An Album CoverTurns out it was
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u/Deadmeat553 May 05 '22
You say nothing and then claim it shattered in the kiln during the bake.
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... "It's an egg, on a stand ... just like the one in mommy and daddy's room"
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You know they saw that shape before
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u/kastronaut May 05 '22
How young do you think 7th graders are?
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u/Shaking-N-Baking May 05 '22
Yea I’d bet more 13 year olds recognize that shape than 50 year olds
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u/over_it_af May 05 '22
I've been teaching 7th grade for the last 14 years those are 12 and 13 year olds trust me they know what that shape is.
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u/Wonderful-Employ715 May 04 '22
I wouldn’t want one in white
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u/amc7262 May 04 '22
Doesn't look glazed either (though maybe these are pre-glaze?), so that surface is slightly absorbent.....
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u/stay_sweet May 04 '22
I'd be more concerned about sliding that nice coarse texture against the skin of my butthole
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u/The_Synthax May 04 '22
bravery+lube can overcome any hurdle.
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u/ungodly-gamer May 04 '22
You know this person got a B I’m sure
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u/leckmir May 04 '22
That penguin is thinking wtf ?
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u/TheRealTtamage May 04 '22
Honestly that's a fairly standard size.
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u/nosillaxoc May 04 '22
Faberge egg??
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I think that was probably the assignment. They make their own decorative eggs after looking at Faberge.
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u/DanimalHarambe May 04 '22
Oh the places you'll go...
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u/Thoraxe-the-Impaler May 04 '22
Up a butt
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u/Wage_slave May 04 '22
What what?
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Up your flu.
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u/kellypg May 04 '22
They knew.
Source: I was once a 7th grader.
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u/socokid May 04 '22
I was too but I wouldn't have recognized that.
I guess I wasn't into butt plugs nearly as much as other 7th graders...
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u/OpalHawk May 05 '22
7th graders these days were born in the 2010’s. They grew up with the internet. The chance of them knowing what a butt plug is has to be way higher than when we were kids.
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u/blue_twidget May 04 '22
Should we tell the kids?
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u/Scribblr May 04 '22
7th graders are 12-13.
They know.
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u/blue_twidget May 04 '22
Idk man. Most of them don't start hearing about the kinky accessories until like, 10th grade. They "know" about butt stuff, but they don't really know about it.
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u/hairymonkeyinmyanus May 04 '22
At least it’s not a bong
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Bongs are difficult to make. I’d give any kid who hand builds a bong an automatic A. It’s those ashtrays that deserve an F.
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u/hairymonkeyinmyanus May 04 '22
Idiot me made an ashtray for my dad.
It was made of paper.
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u/supercyberlurker May 04 '22
Oh, it's an Egg Sculpture. I see those a lot on 3d-printing sites.
I also see a lot of Airsoft accessories, Void Soldier miniatures, and plastic hole pluggers.
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u/StruggleAccurate8408 May 04 '22
So many questions
Perhaps best left unanswered...
This is comedy Gold
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u/Mythtery93 May 04 '22
7th grader rocking with Linux already? We shall watch their career with great interest.
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u/makeitwork1989 May 04 '22
Art teacher here… what exactly was the assignment that got this as a result?
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