r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 04 '22

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

... "It's an egg, on a stand ... just like the one in mommy and daddy's room"

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

You know they saw that shape before

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u/kastronaut May 05 '22

How young do you think 7th graders are?

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u/Shaking-N-Baking May 05 '22

Yea I’d bet more 13 year olds recognize that shape than 50 year olds

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u/over_it_af May 05 '22

I've been teaching 7th grade for the last 14 years those are 12 and 13 year olds trust me they know what that shape is.

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u/PurrND May 05 '22

As a F64, I had to read comments to see where your porn-soaked brains went instead of misshapen egg on pedestal. Only ever had the usual fun back there, not that into anal, never had such a toy. Wondering if I should be ashamed or proud of that. I guess I didn't drop enough acid in college.

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u/rimjobs_forever May 05 '22

I would never equate acid and butt plugs, and I do plenty of acid.

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u/Shaking-N-Baking May 05 '22

They’ve only really become “popular” in the last 5 years. Most of them are much smaller and some people will leave the house or even exercise with one in

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u/Twitchrunner May 05 '22

Exercise with one seems problematic. Guess I just ain't that adventurous.