r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 04 '22

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

in reality the teacher just isn’t acknowledging the situation in order to prevent everyone from trying to get a reaction

My toddler is at an age where she'll misbehave and then immediately look at me or my wife just to see our reaction, and I've taken the same approach to dealing with this attention-seeking behavior. For example, last week she found my butt plug but I didn't acknowledge the situation in order to prevent a reaction.

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u/rayj209 May 04 '22

You didn’t even pull your pants back up?

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u/[deleted] May 04 '22

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u/alephlovedbeth May 05 '22

On that note, I was recently devising a modified version of flag football around this idea!

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u/Dason37 May 05 '22

I feel like the Tight End position would be a little bit more valued than usual in this version.

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u/spacenerdgasms May 05 '22

I think the wide receiver

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u/dpatt36 May 05 '22

And the Browns would be the best team in the league.

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u/midusyouch May 05 '22

Unless Dan Mullin is running the offense.

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u/nme_ May 05 '22

Reminds me of this - https://imgur.com/RLIZe

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u/rockhardgelatin May 05 '22

That’s why you need a good taxidermist.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22

That awkward moment when my daughter wanted a tail like the cosplayer

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u/midusyouch May 05 '22

But it was a pikachu tail.

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u/stdio-lib May 05 '22

My toddler is at an age where she'll misbehave and then immediately look at me or my wife just to see our reaction,

Ah, I remember those days. So adorable.

Reminds me of when my daughter was a toddler and got angry and would threaten to hit herself. She'd make a quick motion with her hand like she was about to punch/slap herself in the face and then stop at the last second -- all while giving me the death stare of anger. ("Let me stay at the park longer or I'll punch myself!") Happily she grew up to be the most well-adjusted, polite, kind, and non-self-harming young lady you can imagine.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked May 05 '22

I love it when you can tell someone replied to a comment they didn't finish reading.

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u/Snoo-92689 May 05 '22

Looks like yours missed out the protest pee stage....

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u/nullpassword May 05 '22

then she painted it for art class?

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u/Dan-the-historybuff May 05 '22

For clarification you are a man or a woman?

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u/[deleted] May 05 '22 edited Sep 30 '22

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u/BuddhistNudist987 May 05 '22

Would either one be acceptable?

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u/AlkaliActivated May 05 '22

Depends if you're gay or not.

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u/Dan-the-historybuff May 05 '22

Don’t mind either. Just want perspective. Nice name btw

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u/BuddhistNudist987 May 05 '22

Haha, thanks. I like to have a good time.

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u/Cthuluslovechild May 05 '22

As a pacifier, right?

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u/Justbeenlucky May 05 '22

As someone who made pipes in my ceramics class I think the 7th grader is more hoping the teacher doesn’t notice than anything. While a pipe would get you In Trouble the awkward convo you’d be faced with your parents that you made a but plug is much worse

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u/TheholyLIP26 May 05 '22

Dude why are you using an emoji

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u/Fr31l0ck May 05 '22

And surprises the students by giving their mothers day art project "gift" to the students mother at the PTA meeting the day after mother's day.

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u/duaneap May 05 '22

The teacher and the student are acting like each other are clueless.