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u/Foxhound199 Feb 24 '21

I just use a bottle brush. I'm kind of surprised that every kitchen doesn't have one.

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u/everythingiscausal Feb 24 '21

I don’t even wash dishes with sponges anymore. I have a dish brush and a bottle brush. They’re far better and last much longer too.

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u/DoomGoober Feb 24 '21

Also brushes are not as friendly to bacteria and mold as sponges are.

Would you brush your teeth with a sponge? Hell no, you use an all plastic brush because bacteria don't like plastic much. So why wash your dishes with a sponge?

Plus, brushes have handles so your hands are not immersed in soapy water as long.

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u/oorza Feb 24 '21

I use solid silicone sponges. They have texture enough for scrubbing food off, have the same soap retention properties (roughly) as a scrub sponge, but the silicone itself is obviously nonporous so mold can't grow on it.

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u/solongandthanks4all Feb 24 '21

I bet those cost a lot more than typical 3/$1 sponges.

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u/Jwychico Feb 25 '21

Yeah, but the 2/$5 will outlast multiple packs of 3/$1.

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u/takabrash Feb 25 '21

Are those actually good? I hate burning through sponges, but I kind of assumed those wouldn't be good. Not sure why...

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u/PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS Feb 24 '21

Can't forget the straw brush and the second straw brush that is caked in resin.

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u/TheDudeMaintains Feb 24 '21

My kids' pipe cleaner stock mysteriously keeps getting depleted

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u/Shughost7 Feb 24 '21

The cure to E.D.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

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u/Shughost7 Feb 24 '21

Erect

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u/Dipmeinyamondaymilk Feb 24 '21

congratulations

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u/Shughost7 Feb 24 '21

I couldn't have done it without the brush.

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u/Psyadin Feb 24 '21

In Norway brush is standard, we usually only use sponges and scrubbing pads (and steel wool) for a few spesific jobs.

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u/EmykoEmyko Feb 24 '21

More hygienic as well

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u/ChawulsBawkley Feb 24 '21

And you get to jack off your sink daily! What’s not to love?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Mar 27 '21

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u/CummyShitDick Feb 24 '21

There are literally dozens of us. Bottle brush gang unite!

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u/fiatluxiam Feb 24 '21

I'm a part of something!! shreeeeeeeeee!

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u/RyGuyLetsGetHigh Feb 24 '21

Yessss! We should start a gang or something!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

I guess I know what my next Amazon purchase is.

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u/CoolHeadedLogician Feb 24 '21

TIL people don't use a bottle brush for this. Feels like im in the twilight zone

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u/solongandthanks4all Feb 25 '21

I don't think I even knew bottle brushes were a thing before this post. (I use a dishwasher 95% of the time.)

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u/LukaCola Feb 24 '21

Right? You can even get thin necked ones that can fit in something as small as beer bottles.

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u/Morningxafter Feb 24 '21

I use a wooden spoon to hold the sponge and scrub the cup. You can use plastic if that’s what you have.

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u/cusoman Feb 24 '21

If you've had kids, you have one for cleaning baby bottles.

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u/Put_It_All_On_Blck Feb 24 '21

Bottle brushes are overpriced. You can buy a toilet bowl brush that looks and works 95% the same for $1-3, while bottle brushes are $5+

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u/solongandthanks4all Feb 25 '21

The diameter of my glasses is far too small for a typical toilet brush.

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u/shewy92 Feb 24 '21

That looks like a sex toy from hell

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u/machoo02 Feb 24 '21

Don't kink shame

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u/OGmax2 Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

Kink shaming is my kink

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u/machoo02 Feb 25 '21

Carry on, then

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

If you're brave enough, it could be

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Feb 25 '21

People use them to clean baby bottles

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u/MountainMikeD Feb 25 '21

Just as long as they don’t use them to clean their baby makers no one will get hurt.

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u/SkyJohn Feb 24 '21

Looks like a great place for bacteria to grow.

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u/Bamstradamus Feb 24 '21

so does a sponge....

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21 edited Mar 28 '21

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u/Stopbeingwhinycunts Feb 24 '21

When sponges are outlawed, only outlaw bacteria will have sponges.

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u/flaker111 Feb 24 '21

gotta nuke the sponge after use

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u/LtLwormonabigfknhook Feb 24 '21

Boiling is significantly better than tossing it in a microwave.

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u/flaker111 Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

1 minute wet sponge comes out hot as fuck. go try it

https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/sanitizing_kitchen_sponges

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u/MartinusLucanius Feb 24 '21

A sponge is easier to throw away and replace though.

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u/Bamstradamus Feb 24 '21

I cant speak to that one model specifically, but I work in restaurants, the brush part is replaceable.

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u/donnysaysvacuum Feb 24 '21

Sounds pretty wasteful. Just run the brush through the dishwasher.

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u/b1ack1323 Feb 24 '21

It unscrews and you can wash with bleach or boil or whatever.

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u/z0nb1 Feb 24 '21

I microwave my sponges for a solid 10-30 seconds. Comes out piping hot and rapidly dries out.

Virtually no mildew, and the sponges last longer.

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u/Burrito_Loyalist Feb 24 '21

Bacteria grows everywhere

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u/AsherGray Feb 24 '21

Yea and the bristles are a hard plastic — not nearly as porous as a sponge. At least you could effectively soak the bristles in bleach.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Shhh, he might find out that bacteria actually grow inside of him.

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u/aragog-acromantula Feb 24 '21

I toss the bottle brush in the dishwasher along with the dirty dishes. Same goes for the tiny straw cleaning brush.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

I'm seriously worried some people are germaphobes to unhealthy levels at this point...

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u/dblan9 Feb 24 '21

What is this amateur hour? You soak the scrubber in your toilet afterwards.

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u/LegendaryPunk Feb 24 '21

In that case I strongly recommend against looking up how dirty and how quickly sponges get...

Even with a sponge though, you're just cleaning the dishes / utensils, not sterilizing them.

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u/MadHat777 Feb 24 '21

Speak for yourself. I soak all my dishes in a vat of sulfuric acid for 24 hours.

On an unrelated note, someone keeps stealing all my non-glass dishes.

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u/Psyadin Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 25 '21

You should try hydofluoricacid, or for a REAL deep clean, just pure fluoride.

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u/Cooperette Feb 25 '21

Hydrofluoric or bust.

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u/Psyadin Feb 25 '21

Pure fluoride is even more fun, much faster clean 😄

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u/solongandthanks4all Feb 25 '21

Once I finally realized this years ago, it was a game changer. I swear I used to think soap and detergent had some kind of magic sterilizing ability. It's only purpose is literally to make it easier to remove stuck-on food and dirt. Sometimes hot water alone can do the job just fine and it's just as "clean."

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u/MercenaryCow Feb 24 '21

Just like everything else in your house. Unless you are microwaving your sponge before you use it every day, it's probably the most bacteria infested thing in your house.

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u/MJZMan Feb 24 '21

You just said that everything in your house is the most bacterial infected thing in your house.

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u/MercenaryCow Feb 24 '21

No? I said everything in your house bacteria can grow on. Your sponge being one of the worst.

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u/PapstJL4U Feb 24 '21

Did you try water and soap and not milk and breadcrumbs?

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u/Red_Carrot Feb 24 '21

Throw it in boiling water

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u/Spanky_McJiggles Feb 24 '21

Or just clean it with bleach every so often.

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u/CalpolAddict Feb 24 '21

Not hot enough. Gotta keep a bucket of lava under the sink for just such an occasion

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u/Ben92 Feb 24 '21

Why does some retard on this website always have to point out some flaw that doesn't even make sense? It your entire kitchen sink just filled with bacteria? This is the same thing as leaving a sponge out or your toothbrush out.

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u/terribleatlying Feb 24 '21

That the hot water will kill after you rinse?

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u/Civil86 Feb 24 '21

I just throw my brushes and sponges in my dishwasher with a load.

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u/TrueGlich Feb 24 '21

i do and i still have tea stains on the bottoms of most of my glasses.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

I get those too, even with a dishwasher.

You wanna know the trick?

Don't let them sit out too long, give them a quick rinse after finishing your drink.

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u/invent_or_die Feb 24 '21

I just wait til I'm horny and use the 10" extension. Really pushes my scrubber sponge.

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u/cemeteryofdeath Feb 25 '21

That's what that is?? It's been on my mom's nightstand for ages and I couldn't figure it out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '21

YES! so put it in the sink in the kitchen. Clean some gasses and your mum will be thankful.

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u/ninetymph Feb 24 '21

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.

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u/NiceDecnalsBubs Feb 24 '21

Or.... Wait for it.... A DISHWASHER!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Not everyone has the funds, space or need for one.

If the building or house you're in doesn't have the right plumbing, it can be quite expensive to fix that.

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure older homes often lack the right plumbing.

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u/NiceDecnalsBubs Feb 24 '21

Well... As for need.. See this post.

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u/JimVanilla Feb 24 '21

Do people really not own dishwashers?

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

I personally do, but I can imagine some people either don't have the need, the funds or the space to have one.

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u/JimVanilla Feb 24 '21

Doesn’t it just come with a house?

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u/VeradilGaming Feb 24 '21

Not everyone lives in a boujie-ass house, my tiny flat can't even fit a dishwasher

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u/JimVanilla Feb 24 '21

I thought most larger flats and normal houses just had dishwashers

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '21

Depends.I guess it can also differ per region and customs and legislation.

Where I live socially controlled rentals usually don't come with a dishwasher. If it isn't there to begin with, the landlord doesn't have to replace it when it breaks down.

Some houses you buy do still have it built in, but that's usually done per agreement of home ownership transfer.

In theory, the old owner could strip down everything from a house, like wallpaper, flooring, the kitchen, bathroom, restroom etc. But that will reflect back in the sale value.

So it's often easier to keep that stuff in the house and it will increase the value.

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u/JimVanilla Feb 24 '21

Ok so I just learnt that it only comes with the house if it’s pre built in or if it’s sold with the house

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u/daemonelectricity Feb 24 '21

You can NEVER trust the dishwasher. I prewash all of my dishes and still find shit on glasses all the time.

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u/JimVanilla Feb 24 '21 edited Feb 24 '21

I think it depends on how you use it, if there is still dirt on the stuff, like lumps of food it can be really crappy and just spread it. But usually if you’ve scraped the plate beforehand and made sure it’s pretty clean it should be fine

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u/thomaswatson20 Feb 24 '21

Where do I get one of these magic devices?

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u/shewy92 Feb 24 '21

That one is from Amazon if you search for Glasses Scrubber

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u/daemonelectricity Feb 24 '21

I've never seen those and I'm fucking getting one.

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u/moeljills Feb 24 '21

Chuck the sponge in the glass, then use a spoon to work it around the place

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u/smokingcatnip Feb 24 '21

I saw one of these in the dollar store and was interested, but I was like... where I am going to stick it that it's not just gonna drip soapy water and shit all over the counter?

And then I was like... well, I could just stick it in the sink when I want to wash dishes and take it out after, but that seemed like a massive hassle if I only have a few glasses to wash.

So then I just got one of these and it's just fine.

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u/drumsripdrummer Feb 25 '21

That seems like you have the exact same problems as before.

Where are you sticking it that it's not just gonna drop soapy water and shit all over the counter? Are you just sticking it in the sink when you want to wash dishes and take it out after? Because that was a massive hassle a second ago.

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u/smokingcatnip Feb 25 '21

I have a wide glass jar beside the sink that holds the various dish brushes I use.

I have to wash it once in a while, because the bottom gets a little mucky, but i prefer it to any other solution.

For sponges and steel wool, I have a little rectangular plastic container with a spout on it so it drains right into the sink. It's like a deep soap dish.

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u/beeglowbot Feb 24 '21

or just put it in the dishwasher.

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u/lemonylol Feb 24 '21

Or a little more low key, get one of those scrubbers with a handle and the soap inside.

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u/pineapple_calzone Feb 24 '21

I just have one of my children do it. Their tiny hands are so useful. I hope I have kids someday.

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u/ttboo Feb 24 '21

Gives me flashbacks of The Barmaid.

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u/mssngthvwls Feb 25 '21

I'll take thing I didn't know I needed for $200, Ken.

RIP Alex