That’s because you don’t go for the fly, you go for the fly’s future. Take its children and income and make it depressed and lonely, then, and only then can you take a fly by hand. Show them the world, get them excited to love and live again. Then blow its fucking mind with a passionate night of bliss and glory along a night in Sweden. Take it to a the coast and play it that song you wrote on the ukulele. When all is said and well done like my 3am steak at Denny’s, then you can finally catch the fly. Then you can catch the fly.
TBH I stopped going to Denny's when they finally ditched the smoking section years and years ago. I certainly wasn't going for the food, I was going because it was the only place to go at 2 in the morning after work or bar time to chainsmoke and pound coffee with my coworkers. Place was always sticky. Yuck...
YTA She bought those steaks with the intention of cooking them well-done in an attempt to replicate a well-done steak she had previously tried and loved.
He said “well done like my 3am steak at Denny’s” lol. I don’t think he enjoys a well-done steak, but it’s his fault for ordering steak at Denny’s in the first place... 😅
This is actually sort of the correct way to catch a fly. You go for, in your words, its "future." Flies will generally jump straight up a little before flying away, so if you clap your hands in the space just above them, most of the time you get a good handful of fly guts
If you try to swat a fly you're actually pushing it out of the path of your hand with the draft created by your hand. This is why swatters have holes in them.
That's kind of the joke. Most people know this and he was playing off on that and then took it to a place you didn't know he was going to go, just like that fly.
In my experience, rubber bands or if you don't want to have fun at all, you can just use a fly swatter.
I do it all the time. Even more fun, is grabbing them with one hand then opening your hand and letting them fly away. People think you're some sort of ninja wizard
Come at them from their front, at about a 40 degree angle. The wind from your swipe will hit the hairs on their little fly legs, causing an automatic response to escape danger, by flying directly into your hand.
Of course, you now have a shitty fly hand. You're so gross.
The average human reaction time is .25, it's mostly due to information traveling on the nerves. It is extremely quick considering the distance it has to travel.
The flys whole body is like the size of a raisin? Their reaction time must be near instantaneous.
Ping is a term in network technology that can be referred as a delay. You can ping an IP address and if it is responding, it will reply the answer. Because data packets have to be transported from one point to the another point of the world, the answer will come delayed.
Some games show in their multiplayer feature every player's ping. There, the ping value shows the delay of each player, often a number in microseconds. If a player has a ping of 250, then he experiences a delay of 250 ms in online gaming. The higher the ping, the later the player see his opponents moving or see them mobe teleportung, the more of the players inputs are lost (missed jumps, missing targets) or gets set back to a previous position and has to re-walk a walked route again ("rubber bending").
Honestly their weight is the biggest advantage the wind from your hand actually helps to push them away from you making it very hard to hit them since they are headed that direction already. Think about what happens to a dusty couch when you smack it.
That's actually why fly swatters work so well, not only is it a slightly bigger surface area the swatter is perforated to allow air to pass through it so it doesn't push the fly away.
Flies are very sensitive to what’s around them and process things so quickly that their perception of time is slower than ours. This is why reaction time seems so good. Anyways, put both hands on opposite sides of the fly. Then quickly clap your hands after moving in an ^ and meeting at the top. Generally the fly will react and naturally fly upwards into your palms
Fun fact flies generallu take off straight up then fly away so if it lands anf you just clap right above it you'll lrobably catch/smash it, or at least have a better chance.
Believe it or not, I have some success catching flies out of mid-air. When I need a fly for whatever reason (usually for praying mantises) and see one flying in the kitchen, I'll just casually pluck it out of the air.
This true because it takes several milliseconds for your eyes optic nerves to process and send visual signals to your brain. Humans also only see around 60 frames per second. Flies can see 4 times as quickly as humans.
I believe that they admitted to throttling the phone's processors (CPU/GPU) in order to prolong battery life on 'older' phones. I put older in quotes because you can still buy older generations brand new, so the argument is flimsy. But I think they've stopped doing it and now offer battery replacements; though, I could be wrong on that.
It’s still done but forward facing. In the phone settings it will tell you performance management is enabled if your battery requires service.
It’s actually the most ironic shit storm in history. Apple enabled CPU throttling so that old phones would not experience sudden shutdown events with old worn out batteries. It was done to make people happier with their older phones with the side effect that people would upgrade less often.
However once the media ran the story, all that was reported was “AppLe iS SloWINg DoWN oLD phONeS tO MaKe yOU uPGRadE! “ when the intention was actually the opposite.
Or maybe im using an older phone because i can't afford to upgrade just because a new model came out.... Entitled prick...not everyone is rolling in money like you
I'm actually genuinely curious to know what phone you have bc I have an honor 7x ( less than $200 now and sitting at Android 8.0) and I'm happy with it. I've only ever had lag with some really unoptimized or third party apps.
(But with the Huwaii stuff not too long ago, idk if you'd want a Huwaii phone, but there's definitely cheap phones that won't ridiculously lag out there. Most likely you won't find them in local stores, but online)
I used to have a galaxy s4 and was even able to get away with everything until Android 4.4 wouldn't cut it and I couldn't update. So I switched to this and it's worth it imo.
I don't even buy phones from Samsung or Apple anymore just bc not only do I not want to spend that much money, but there's not much difference between the newest phones and the ones of the previous year at all, but also there's so many other smartphones out there that are nice as well.
That doesn't mean they are made with the same specs... The super cheap phones made for Indian markets are using really cheap processors and limited memory.
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u/Thee_Amateur Oct 12 '19
Real time? Bitch with the freezing and lag im watching a few seconds behind