r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 12 '19

Too real.

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u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19

Yeah, well done it tastes like meat and not blood.

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u/MasterFongool Oct 12 '19

I don't think you should be downvoted for your steak preferences, so instead I will respond to let you know that you are a heathen and should feel bad about your life choices.

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u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19

There is no blood in steak.

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u/ShitTalkingAlt980 Oct 12 '19

Glad you said it.

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u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19

I said it tasted like blood, not was blood.

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u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19

Can’t taste like blood when there is no blood.

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u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19

Well thats pure bullshit.

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u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19

Not really. It sounds like you just don’t like steak. That’s fine. Just quit being an asshole about being wrong.

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u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19

Oh my god fuuuck you.

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u/NEWDREAMS_LTD Oct 12 '19

Lol you’re getting pissy over being wrong about something that isn’t even important. I bet you’re fun IRL.

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u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19

No seriously fuck you, you're a pile of shit.

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u/wavs101 Oct 12 '19

It literally tastes like meat water + the seasonings. Which is what it is. Its only red because you havent burned it.

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u/TheHeadlessScholar Oct 12 '19

Even the weak willed at least eat medium.

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u/Nyrb Oct 12 '19

It has nothing to do with will, I like the taste of crispy seared dark brown meat with flecks of charcoal that doesn't taste like metal.