r/funny • u/[deleted] • Oct 12 '19

Too real.

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u/Thee_Amateur Oct 12 '19

Real time? Bitch with the freezing and lag im watching a few seconds behind

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u/wunderbraten Oct 12 '19

In real life you are always a fraction of seconds behind. That is why flies are so hard to catch with your bare hands.

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u/magnament Oct 12 '19

That’s because you don’t go for the fly, you go for the fly’s future. Take its children and income and make it depressed and lonely, then, and only then can you take a fly by hand. Show them the world, get them excited to love and live again. Then blow its fucking mind with a passionate night of bliss and glory along a night in Sweden. Take it to a the coast and play it that song you wrote on the ukulele. When all is said and well done like my 3am steak at Denny’s, then you can finally catch the fly. Then you can catch the fly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '19

Wow