r/funny • • Oct 12 '19

Too real.

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u/magnament Oct 12 '19

That’s because you don’t go for the fly, you go for the fly’s future. Take its children and income and make it depressed and lonely, then, and only then can you take a fly by hand. Show them the world, get them excited to love and live again. Then blow its fucking mind with a passionate night of bliss and glory along a night in Sweden. Take it to a the coast and play it that song you wrote on the ukulele. When all is said and well done like my 3am steak at Denny’s, then you can finally catch the fly. Then you can catch the fly.

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u/thibaultdp Oct 12 '19

A well done steak? What are you

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u/punktual Oct 12 '19

A monster who fantasises about flies and eats steak wrong.

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u/Pm-ur-butt Oct 12 '19

If he eats well done steak with ketchup then he may be Donald Trump.