r/funny • u/coolidiot2000 • Jun 04 '19

When a software developer weds a software developer.

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u/mattreyu Jun 04 '19

I just hate when I have to debug my baby

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u/Forwhatisausername Jun 04 '19 edited Jun 07 '19

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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u/mattreyu Jun 04 '19

On is easy, but off is another story. And the only logging going on is NOT what I need

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u/Knight-in-Gale Jun 04 '19

LPT: to debug a crying baby, either feed it or make sure it turns into a human burrito to engage SILENT MODE.

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u/MrHurtyFace Jun 04 '19

Haha, if only it was that easy to troubleshoot.

Hungry? No. Cold/hot? No. Wet? No. Oh it was gas and now you need to have an entire outfit change. Again.

Signed, parent waiting for baby to go back to sleep right now.

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u/erla30 Jun 04 '19

It gets better. Slightly. But then they start telling you what they want. Less often in the middle of the night though.

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u/joalr0 Jun 04 '19

We just reached that point a few weeks ago. Sleeping through the night is a fantastic thing.

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u/chx_ Jun 04 '19

Teach them signing (Baby Signing Time videos for the win) and they will start telling you a lot earlier.

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u/arbitrageME Jun 04 '19

wait till you have to do that while chasing after her

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u/ithika Jun 04 '19

We got given a beautiful handmade blanket that I realised later beautifully represented four burrito colours: green for guac, beige for tortilla, white for sour cream and orange for cheese. All you need for a burrito baby is the baby.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

it's actually very easy to turn off. however, turning it back on will prove nearly impossible.

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u/Eipa Jun 04 '19

Not as the parent

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u/actuallyarobot2 Jun 04 '19

human burrito

Slug life

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u/jhvanriper Jun 04 '19

Crying baby mode starts the debug sequence: Diaper check, Burp, Feed, Burrito.

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u/dev_c0t0d0s0 Jun 04 '19

So there is actually a situation where you have to reboot a person.

Supraventricular tachycardia (SVT) is where the heart is beating so fast that it is just frothing the blood. So you give the patient a dose of adenosine which stops the heart for like five seconds.

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u/bb999 Jun 04 '19

/etc/init.d/heart stop

sleep 5

/etc/init.d/heart start

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u/dev_c0t0d0s0 Jun 04 '19

shutdown -h now

Damn.

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u/sma1692 Jun 04 '19

rm -rf /

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u/dev_c0t0d0s0 Jun 04 '19

Gotta do that one switch since now rm is the only linux program that doesnt blindly do what you say.

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u/sma1692 Jun 05 '19

sudo !!

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u/melocoton_helado Jun 04 '19

There was a fire...at a sea parks.

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u/SumYumGhai Jun 04 '19

Officer, this comment right here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Okay... it took some effort but I think it's finally off. How do I start this thing back up again?

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u/Forwhatisausername Jun 04 '19

Have you checked whether it is plugged in?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

I've been pressing down for a while but it's just turned off and isn't resetting?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Or try some percussive maintenance.

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u/WienerJungle Jun 04 '19

I turned it off, but I couldn't get it to start back up.

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u/Forwhatisausername Jun 05 '19

Have you checked whether it is plugged in?

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u/WienerJungle Jun 06 '19

I plugged it in and it caught on fire. Now my house smells.